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AAFitz
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by AAFitz » Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:13 pm
beezer wrote: Is it worth discussing any topic with these kinds of people or are they just insulting anyone who disagrees with them, while simultaneously thinking they're the smartest people ever to exist?
Actually, you are only insulted, because you are always wrong.
I voted yes.
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by AndyDufresne » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:05 am
Topics that start with 'These kinds of people' and have a poll should by default have 'Kittens' as a voting option. --Andy
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by GreecePwns » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:24 am
I blame the damn New York Giants for this outrage.
Chariot of Fire wrote: As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.
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tkr4lf
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by tkr4lf » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:25 am
Juan_Bottom wrote: A bible open to the New Testament with a gun on top of it.
Because Jesus loves guns.
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by notyou2 » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:20 am
tkr4lf wrote: Juan_Bottom wrote: A bible open to the New Testament with a gun on top of it.
Because Jesus loves guns.
....and hates liberals, all liberals must die.
I bet Jesus was a liberal.
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by Haggis_McMutton » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:24 am
tkr4lf wrote: Juan_Bottom wrote: A bible open to the New Testament with a gun on top of it.
Because Jesus loves guns.
Already posted the Bill Hicks video, so I'm gonna diversify and post a transcript now
Bill Hicks wrote: 00:36:12 Someone likely like George Bush? or this guy, Pat Robertson, this televangelist in the State... 00:36:17 ...these are Christians for stronger nuclear armament. Oh, what a great deal of faith. 00:36:25 Cause I know, if Jesus where here, he'd probably have an Uzi on him. 00:36:30 Don't you think he would, Je-, yeah he would; 00:36:33 "THE PRINCE OF PEACE IS BACK, BUT HE'S PISSED OFF. f*ck YOU PILOT!"
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AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:34 am
Haggis_McMutton wrote: Bill Hicks wrote: 00:36:12 Someone likely like George Bush? or this guy, Pat Robertson, this televangelist in the State... 00:36:17 ...these are Christians for stronger nuclear armament. Oh, what a great deal of faith. 00:36:25 Cause I know, if Jesus where here, he'd probably have an Uzi on him. 00:36:30 Don't you think he would, Je-, yeah he would; 00:36:33 "THE PRINCE OF PEACE IS BACK, BUT HE'S PISSED OFF. f*ck YOU PILOT!"
"He's here to kick ass and make peace, and he's all outta peace." --Andy
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by jonesthecurl » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:35 am
He died on the cross. You gonna die in his cross-hairs.
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by crispybits » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:45 am
He gave his life for mankind ..... now he's calling in the debt!
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by Army of GOD » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:39 pm
"One of you will betray me tonight...and I will seriously f*ck your punk ass up."
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by AndyDufresne » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:41 pm
jonesthecurl wrote: He died on the cross. You gonna die in his cross-hairs.
crispybits wrote: He gave his life for mankind ..... now he's calling in the debt!
We should start up a forum game, ha.
--Andy
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by Frigidus » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:42 pm
If someone strikes you on the right cheek, blow his fucking brains out.
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by Army of GOD » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:43 pm
"He who is without sin may cast the first stone." *cocks gun*
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by jonesthecurl » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:49 pm
Do unto others before they do it to you.
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by Juan_Bottom » Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:53 pm
"I cannot heal you if you have a pre-existing condition. Otherwise I'm going to see proof of insurance and a 20 sheckle co-pay."
crispybits
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by crispybits » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:07 pm
They asked "What would Jesus do?" Now they'll wish they never had!
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by jonesthecurl » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:09 pm
Take up thy bed and walk. You lazy scrounging bastard!
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by jonesthecurl » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:11 pm
Consider the lillies of the field. They toil not, neither do they weave. [gets out AK47.starts shooting lillies. ] Get a fucking job!
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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:13 pm
"Marriage is between one man and one assault rifle."
mrswdk is a ho
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by heavycola » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:27 am
jonesthecurl wrote: Consider the lillies of the field. They toil not, neither do they weave. [gets out AK47.starts shooting lillies. ] Get a fucking job!
hehehe
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by john9blue » Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:08 pm
MeDeFe wrote: john9blue wrote: Juan_Bottom wrote: That's actually taken out of context. It's pretty clear to see that when you read "tyrannical rouge government" and see that there is no point of reference in that quotation that you cherry picked.
the guy who makes a graphic of my quotes with big red circles around certain words is accusing me of "cherry-picking quotes". that's rich.
why don't you provide the context then?
or are you sticking with your story of "my family was murdered in the holocaust, therefore i would never make such a joke"? is this like a new version of "i have black friends, therefore i can't be racist against blacks"?
You're making Fluttershy cry.
*kills self*
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