catseyeagate wrote:Have you ever fell into a rabid penguin's cage at the zoo, and if so, how did you make it out alive?
Sorta, and she wasn't seriously hurt, so…
Really? That's totally awesome!!!
Ok next question(Seriously):
Have you ever rubbed yourself down in vasaline, and wrestled and/or made love to a 400 pound japanese male/female sumo wrestler...Just for fun?
Yeah seriously the penguin thing happened.. Well kinda.. I put my fingers through the bars on the fence where they kept the penguins. And it was right before feeding time. So this cute little "innocent" penguin came towards me and I was like "awww he wants me to pet him!" but then he bit my fucking finger! And it hurt too
hecter wrote:She hasn't got freaky with a sumo wrestler, no.
Oh...I see, well, then: Have you ever bought two King Cobras, walked into a biker bar, picked a fight with a biker, and then throw them in their faces, and then kicked them in the nuts?
hecter wrote:She hasn't got freaky with a sumo wrestler, no.
Oh...I see, well, then: Have you ever bought two King Cobras, walked into a biker bar, picked a fight with a biker, and then throw them in their faces, and then kicked them in the nuts?
catseyeagate wrote:How old were you when you first got punched in the face?
I got punched in the face by some bitch when I was 16 She was walking past me at a party and sort of "accidentally" pushed me to the side. I was like "hey what the f*ck is your problem?" And then she stopped, turned around and she was like "what's your problem, bitch!?" And then I slapped her.. And then she punched me Then my friends came and took me away from her.
catseyeagate wrote:How old were you when you first got punched in the face?
I got punched in the face by some bitch when I was 16 She was walking past me at a party and sort of "accidentally" pushed me to the side. I was like "hey what the f*ck is your problem?" And then she stopped, turned around and she was like "what's your problem, bitch!?" And then I slapped her.. And then she punched me Then my friends came and took me away from her.
That's the only time I've been punched actually.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.