Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- thehippo8

[safariguy5]

For the 73erd edition of the CC Newsletter, Foundry Section head [player]thehippo8[/player] will be interviewed!

Ask away!

[Dukasaur]

Do you spend a lot of time lying around in shallow ponds?

[safariguy5]

What is your favorite map to play on?

[Keefie]

CC has a player called [player]therhino3[/player]. Are you related, if not do you see him as a threat ?

[koontz1973]

Why is the dispatch always published late?
If you could have any talent, what would it be and why?
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Which way would you go?

Was this you?

or is this more likely?

[Dukasaur]

Favourite novel?

Favourite movie?

Favourite live theatre performance?

Favourite TV show?

Favourite non-fiction book?

[Viceroy63]

Any relations to Henrietta Hippo?

I (Viceroy63) use to love her, but she was always so damn shy. Why was that?

Also; With the economy being as bad as it is and prices are going through the roof on everything and all, do you find that people invite you out to eat less and less these days?

"Honey, I invited the Hippo over for dinner tonight. Just to be on the safe side, hide the children!"

[trinicardinal]

Why are you answering questions already?
Why do you drink so much........water?
How does it feel having to come up with a funny title about yourself
Why did you kill Sully and where did you hide him?
Did you really think we would not figure out that you got rid of him so you could publish the newsletter?
When are you going to host a newsletter themed mafia?
Did you throw a party when you turned 101? How old is that in hippo years btw?
Do you plan to throw a party when you turn 102? what would the menu be? What games would you have (besides bobbing for crocodiles that is)?
When you order KFC is that chicken or crocodiles?
Do crocodiles taste like chicken?

[crazymilkshake5]

If you were a pokemon what pokemon would you be?

[greenoaks]

the hippo ate what ?

[koontz1973]

Any relation?

[alexande]

Yes,any relation?

[Viceroy63]

the hippo ate what ?

While there is no tangible proof as yet, Because the body has not been found or heard from, it is suspected that the Hippo ate Sully as an opportunity for a career advancement.

Hippo; How do you respond to this allegation?

[koontz1973]

So one day, all of the animals came together and made the following deal: Each will tell a joke, and if everyone doesn't laugh at it then they would kill the joke teller.
So anyway, the Rabbit went first. The Rabbit told this great joke. All of the animals were laughing hysterically, rolling on the floor and slapping their knees (if they had knees). All that is except for the Hippopotamus.
So, what could they do... the Hippo did not laugh. They had to kill the Rabbit. After promptly doing so, they gave the next turn to the lion.
The Lion told a really dumb joke, that was not funny at all. All of the animals just sat there and stared, but the Hippo started laughing a tremendous laugh. the animals asked the Hippopotamus: "why are you laughing? the Joke wasn't funny." To which the Hippo replied: "Didn't you get the Rabbit's Joke?"

What was the rabbits joke?

And if we do not all laugh, you know the consequences.

[Viceroy63]

OK; Serious question!

I understand that in Real Life you have writers that work for you?

Is this true?

If So how did you get started in the business?

Are you a Student?

Or a Teacher?

Or both?

What advice would you give an aspiring writer?

Why, "TheHippo8"?

How did you come by that avator name?

And finally, (for now that is), What exactly is it that you are smoking in that Pipe?

It does not smell like cheap tobacco?
Eeeemm!

[koontz1973]

OK; silly questions to be inserted into the serious ones.

I understand that in Real Life you have writers that work for you?

Is this true?

Do you ever flog them if a dead line is approaching and they still have not finished?

Are you a Student?

If yes, have you ever flashed a teacher for a better grade?

Or a Teacher?

Have you ever been flashed for a better grade?

Or both?

Have you ever flashed yourself for a better grade?

[Victor Sullivan]

You are a lawyer, correct? How do you think your being a lawyer affects your work as Foundry Executive and how does your being a lawyer reflect in your work?

What is your opinion of the Foundry? Are we simply in too deep a rut to climb out, or do you think the Foundry can be 'fixed'? How has your view of the Foundry changed over time, and how has your being Foundry Reporter/Executive changed that over the months/years you've been around?

-Sully

[safariguy5]

Thanks for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the upcoming issue of the CC Newsletter.