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- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
heres another example,
first 2 rounds
Recent dice rolls (25 battles)
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -35% 2.63 6 3 1 3 3 0 +20% 4.00 1 3 1 2 0 5
Defend -10% 3.25 3 1 0 0 3 1 +27% 4.17 1 1 1 4 2 3
Total -26% 2.84 9 4 1 3 6 1 +24% 4.09 2 4 2 6 2 8
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -4% 3.40 66 59 51 52 47 59 -2% 3.46 30 26 34 29 28 27
Defend -6% 3.36 14 13 6 4 13 11 +10% 3.75 14 11 24 26 18 21
Total -4% 3.39 80 72 57 56 60 70 +3% 3.57 44 37 58 55 46 48
if the first 2 rds begin like that, the rest doesnt matter anymore, by the time my dice become even, or equal,
its already game over
first 2 rounds
Recent dice rolls (25 battles)
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -35% 2.63 6 3 1 3 3 0 +20% 4.00 1 3 1 2 0 5
Defend -10% 3.25 3 1 0 0 3 1 +27% 4.17 1 1 1 4 2 3
Total -26% 2.84 9 4 1 3 6 1 +24% 4.09 2 4 2 6 2 8
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -4% 3.40 66 59 51 52 47 59 -2% 3.46 30 26 34 29 28 27
Defend -6% 3.36 14 13 6 4 13 11 +10% 3.75 14 11 24 26 18 21
Total -4% 3.39 80 72 57 56 60 70 +3% 3.57 44 37 58 55 46 48
if the first 2 rds begin like that, the rest doesnt matter anymore, by the time my dice become even, or equal,
its already game over
- KoolBak
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Re: Dice bitching threads
I recently had a turn where 1 and 2 defenders rolled 16 6's in a row....lovely 
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
KoolBak wrote:I recently had a turn where 1 and 2 defenders rolled 16 6's in a row....lovely
you should change your name, then u would have better dice,
something like AslanTheQueen
- KoolBak
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Re: Dice bitching threads
Then we could get married, hump and have lil kittens! Awesome 
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
there are two guys in prison, the big guy asks,
do you want to be the wife or the man,
i prefer to be the man is the reply,
the big guy answers, well than start s+++++ your wifes d+++
do you want to be the wife or the man,
i prefer to be the man is the reply,
the big guy answers, well than start s+++++ your wifes d+++
- KoolBak
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Re: Dice bitching threads
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
Game Over, no wonder with a start like that, never mind,
interesting is the statistics
my Attack ( minus 4 ) , opponents attack (0%)
i had 68 6és, opponent 34,
i had 58 5és opponent 34
i had 60 4és opponent 33
and still i end up with -4,
statisticaly i had great dice, realisticaly the first 3 rounds my dice screwed me, any strategy is doomed,
80 percent on any map , the dice decides if u win or lose, no matter which strategy u use, the rest of 20 percent is pure tactic
or strategy, thats unfair,
the percentage between dice and strategy should be 60 percent dice-40 percent strategy , that would be fair,
because u cant attack, nor can u defend strategically since the dice will do all to screw strategy or logical gameplay,
this is my opinion, you might have a better opinion, question is how many games do you lose like that and how many do you win like that
everybody should figure out themselves, if i really have the time and im bored to death, i will look at the present games ,
and have a look how many times did i win just with pure diceluck,
have a nice day
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -4% 3.41 12 7 16 8 11 9 +6% 3.65 3 6 13 9 5 7 7
Defend -13% 3.17 7 5 5 6 3 4 +8% 3.69 11 11 11 10 14 15 15
Total -7% 3.33 19 12 21 14 14 13 +7% 3.68 14 17 24 19 19 22 19 22
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -4% 3.39 79 67 68 60 58 68 0% 3.50 33 32 47 40 33 34 34
Defend +2% 3.56 22 18 21 14 20 25 +6% 3.65 37 28 44 48 42 42 42
Total -3% 3.43 101 85 89 74 78 93 +3% 3.58 70 60 91 88 75 76 75 76
interesting is the statistics
my Attack ( minus 4 ) , opponents attack (0%)
i had 68 6és, opponent 34,
i had 58 5és opponent 34
i had 60 4és opponent 33
and still i end up with -4,
statisticaly i had great dice, realisticaly the first 3 rounds my dice screwed me, any strategy is doomed,
80 percent on any map , the dice decides if u win or lose, no matter which strategy u use, the rest of 20 percent is pure tactic
or strategy, thats unfair,
the percentage between dice and strategy should be 60 percent dice-40 percent strategy , that would be fair,
because u cant attack, nor can u defend strategically since the dice will do all to screw strategy or logical gameplay,
this is my opinion, you might have a better opinion, question is how many games do you lose like that and how many do you win like that
everybody should figure out themselves, if i really have the time and im bored to death, i will look at the present games ,
and have a look how many times did i win just with pure diceluck,
have a nice day
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -4% 3.41 12 7 16 8 11 9 +6% 3.65 3 6 13 9 5 7 7
Defend -13% 3.17 7 5 5 6 3 4 +8% 3.69 11 11 11 10 14 15 15
Total -7% 3.33 19 12 21 14 14 13 +7% 3.68 14 17 24 19 19 22 19 22
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 crazycolin 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -4% 3.39 79 67 68 60 58 68 0% 3.50 33 32 47 40 33 34 34
Defend +2% 3.56 22 18 21 14 20 25 +6% 3.65 37 28 44 48 42 42 42
Total -3% 3.43 101 85 89 74 78 93 +3% 3.58 70 60 91 88 75 76 75 76
- jimboston
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Re: Dice bitching threads
AslanTheKing wrote:jimboston, i didnt want to reply, but i have to
you have really bad taste, i mean really bad taste
In what way?
You mean my taste in girls... or just the fact that I would associate the phrase "dice-bitch" with a picture of a woman holding onto a dice (be it a plush dice or a comedian named Dice).
If it is the former... you must know that there aren't a lot of pictures to find on that web that would be appropriate.
If it is the latter... thank you.
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
jimboston wrote:AslanTheKing wrote:jimboston, i didnt want to reply, but i have to
you have really bad taste, i mean really bad taste
In what way?
You mean my taste in girls... or just the fact that I would associate the phrase "dice-bitch" with a picture of a woman holding onto a dice (be it a plush dice or a comedian named Dice).
If it is the former... you must know that there aren't a lot of pictures to find on that web that would be appropriate.
If it is the latter... thank you.
if i really need a bitch holding a dice, i shoot it myself and any guy will be yealous,
but u choose a slut for a disgrace of my eyes because youre too lazy to put some quality here,
have fun with your picture and stick the big dice up your arse, okay?
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
are u taking the pisss of me????
Game 10890443 Round 2
Players
Player Regions Troops Troops Due
AslanTheKing 4.8 3 8 3
Tupence 4.8 10 ? ?
i mean where talking about rd 2 here, are u serious
Game 10890443 Round 2
Players
Player Regions Troops Troops Due
AslanTheKing 4.8 3 8 3
Tupence 4.8 10 ? ?
i mean where talking about rd 2 here, are u serious
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
i mean how can i have a bloody ++++ whatever , when the guy just raped me , ilost my bonus ,
have 3 regions left,the guy has now 10regions , plus bonus, and i end up with plus whatsoever???
cc are u kidding me, or whats wrong with your numbers????????????????????????????????ß
Recent dice rolls (5 battles)
AslanTheKing 4.8 Tupence 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +20% 4.00 0 1 2 2 0 2 -28% 2.80 2 1 0 1 0 1
Defend +8% 3.71 1 1 1 1 2 1 +33% 4.33 1 1 1 4 0 5
Total +14% 3.86 1 2 3 3 2 3 +15% 3.88 3 2 1 5 0 6
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 Tupence 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +5% 3.62 1 2 4 2 2 2 -2% 3.44 2 2 1 1 0 3
Defend -16% 3.11 6 1 4 2 5 1 +18% 3.95 2 7 7 8 3 11
Total -7% 3.32 7 3 8 4 7 3 +14% 3.85 4 9 8 9 3 14
dont read this brainless cc followers, you have no idea, you stick to your little chickenbone and chew on it,you cant read numbers, so dont write anything, just eat your dogfood
have 3 regions left,the guy has now 10regions , plus bonus, and i end up with plus whatsoever???
cc are u kidding me, or whats wrong with your numbers????????????????????????????????ß
Recent dice rolls (5 battles)
AslanTheKing 4.8 Tupence 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +20% 4.00 0 1 2 2 0 2 -28% 2.80 2 1 0 1 0 1
Defend +8% 3.71 1 1 1 1 2 1 +33% 4.33 1 1 1 4 0 5
Total +14% 3.86 1 2 3 3 2 3 +15% 3.88 3 2 1 5 0 6
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 Tupence 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +5% 3.62 1 2 4 2 2 2 -2% 3.44 2 2 1 1 0 3
Defend -16% 3.11 6 1 4 2 5 1 +18% 3.95 2 7 7 8 3 11
Total -7% 3.32 7 3 8 4 7 3 +14% 3.85 4 9 8 9 3 14
dont read this brainless cc followers, you have no idea, you stick to your little chickenbone and chew on it,you cant read numbers, so dont write anything, just eat your dogfood
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
and this was just rd one, i didnt play rd 2, and out of protest i want play rd 3, rd 4 rd 5, fk u
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
and yes i know, dogs dont eat chickenbone, you clowns
before one of u starts talking about that subcect,forget it, its about the dice and the numbers,
get it ?? ,no......................
before one of u starts talking about that subcect,forget it, its about the dice and the numbers,
get it ?? ,no......................
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
not even the dice are fishy, even the statistics are crap, now dont tell me otherwise, lol
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
how on earth should i take u serious, really
how???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????ß
i cant
how???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????ß
i cant
- natty dread
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Re: Dice bitching threads
AslanTheKing wrote:how on earth should i take u serious, really
how???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????ß
i cant
The feeling is mutual, I assure you.

- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
Recent dice rolls (25 battles)
AslanTheKing 4.8 pinballnate 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -16% 3.10 8 7 2 5 6 3 +10% 3.74 1 2 5 6 3 2
Defend +4% 3.59 4 7 9 5 9 5 +16% 3.91 11 4 13 12 21 13
Total -5% 3.37 12 14 11 10 15 8 +15% 3.88 12 6 18 18 24 15
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 pinballnate 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -14% 3.15 10 10 5 9 8 4 +17% 3.92 1 3 5 7 4 4
Defend -3% 3.43 8 12 12 9 12 7 +6% 3.65 23 9 14 16 31 16
Total -8% 3.31 18 22 17 18 20 11 +8% 3.70 24 12 19 23 35 20
lol,LOL
AslanTheKing 4.8 pinballnate 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -16% 3.10 8 7 2 5 6 3 +10% 3.74 1 2 5 6 3 2
Defend +4% 3.59 4 7 9 5 9 5 +16% 3.91 11 4 13 12 21 13
Total -5% 3.37 12 14 11 10 15 8 +15% 3.88 12 6 18 18 24 15
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 pinballnate 4.8
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -14% 3.15 10 10 5 9 8 4 +17% 3.92 1 3 5 7 4 4
Defend -3% 3.43 8 12 12 9 12 7 +6% 3.65 23 9 14 16 31 16
Total -8% 3.31 18 22 17 18 20 11 +8% 3.70 24 12 19 23 35 20
lol,LOL
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Re: Dice bitching threads
Maybe you shouldn't be so fixated on the dice and just play the game. If you play the game properly you wouldn't have to bitch about the dice that often.
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
Nola_Lifer wrote:Maybe you shouldn't be so fixated on the dice and just play the game. If you play the game properly you wouldn't have to bitch about the dice that often.
Nola, post me just once this kind of terrible stats of your dice, after rd 2??
and i stop bitching, it will happen to you, after rd 2, just post it,
and your comment
play the game properly
how do you want to play a game properly,
if the game is game over in rd 2?
- AslanTheKing
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Re: Dice bitching threads
heres theopposite, im winning, its rd 6
Recent dice rolls (25 battles)
AslanTheKing 4.8 hardius 4.6
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +4% 3.61 8 13 9 12 10 12 +9% 3.73 4 7 7 3 9 7
Defend +25% 4.13 1 0 1 3 1 2 +20% 4.00 1 1 1 4 2 2
Total +7% 3.67 9 13 10 15 11 14 +12% 3.79 5 8 8 7 11 9
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 hardius 4.6
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +4% 3.61 8 13 9 12 10 12 +9% 3.73 4 7 7 3 9 7
Defend +25% 4.13 1 0 1 3 1 2 +20% 4.00 1 1 1 4 2 2
Total +7% 3.67 9 13 10 15 11 14 +12% 3.79 5 8 8 7 11 9
figure that out,my dice are not superior, to the one above
theres a big difference here
Recent dice rolls (25 battles)
AslanTheKing 4.8 hardius 4.6
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +4% 3.61 8 13 9 12 10 12 +9% 3.73 4 7 7 3 9 7
Defend +25% 4.13 1 0 1 3 1 2 +20% 4.00 1 1 1 4 2 2
Total +7% 3.67 9 13 10 15 11 14 +12% 3.79 5 8 8 7 11 9
Overall dice rolls
AslanTheKing 4.8 hardius 4.6
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault +4% 3.61 8 13 9 12 10 12 +9% 3.73 4 7 7 3 9 7
Defend +25% 4.13 1 0 1 3 1 2 +20% 4.00 1 1 1 4 2 2
Total +7% 3.67 9 13 10 15 11 14 +12% 3.79 5 8 8 7 11 9
figure that out,my dice are not superior, to the one above
theres a big difference here
Re: Dice bitching threads
Nola_Lifer wrote:Maybe you shouldn't be so fixated on the dice and just play the game. If you play the game properly you wouldn't have to bitch about the dice that often.
Nola,he just doesn't get it,never will,you might as well bang your head against a brick wall..
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Re: Dice bitching threads
AslanTheKing wrote:... stick the big dice up your arse, okay?
I have never tried this, but I bet you have.
Is it any fun?
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Re: Dice bitching threads
Hey Aslan thanks for posting your dice stats for all to skim. They're very interesting.
And dog's don't eat chicken bones, they eat the meat and suck the blood from the bones. Right, natty?
And whas that about a chicken and a cat? I forget.
Anyway I'm glad you've found yourself an outlet for your frustrations that don't involve drugs or alcohol. I personally don't care about the random flunkiness of the dice (it's just a game) but I hold no hard feelings for you for complaining (although I'll always remember you for it).
Also, if you're having such bad dice, would you like to play a 1v1 with me? I need the points
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And dog's don't eat chicken bones, they eat the meat and suck the blood from the bones. Right, natty?
And whas that about a chicken and a cat? I forget.
Anyway I'm glad you've found yourself an outlet for your frustrations that don't involve drugs or alcohol. I personally don't care about the random flunkiness of the dice (it's just a game) but I hold no hard feelings for you for complaining (although I'll always remember you for it).
Also, if you're having such bad dice, would you like to play a 1v1 with me? I need the points
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Dice rolls
They must be programmed for the defence to win 80% of the time. 9/10 6 men vs 3 men will kill 2 of mine straight away.
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Re: Dice bitching threads
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