You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
when you are doing something else and you picture your ongoing games to think of your next moves and what your oponents might have played in your absense

Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
When it's payday and you log in to CC for several hours before you get around to logging in to your bank account to see how much your pay was.
(Yes, I've done this -- more than once.)
(Yes, I've done this -- more than once.)
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
skillfull wrote:laughingcavalier wrote:When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.
Really? have you ever done this?
What can a guy do? I started my turn and I ran out of battery. It was an important game.
Besides, it's not as if I had friends on at least 2 different continents in multiple timezones who I text whenever I might miss a turn.

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Classic! 
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
laughingcavalier wrote:skillfull wrote:laughingcavalier wrote:When you run out of battery on a train station you approach strangers until you find one who lends you their phone to take your turn.
Really? have you ever done this?
What can a guy do? I started my turn and I ran out of battery. It was an important game.
Besides, it's not as if I had friends on at least 2 different continents in multiple timezones who I text whenever I might miss a turn.
Thumbs up for this!
--Andy
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
When your given 300+ documents that need your signature and you sign some of them with your CC username.

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grifftron wrote:When your given 300+ documents that need your signature and you sign some of them with your CC username.
Hm, I like this. Do you have to sign paychecks? You should sign those in your username.
--Andy
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You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.
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Lestat1779 wrote:You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.
Getting shaky in a bathroom stall sounds dangerous.
--Andy
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lmao ... no matter how i tried to spell "nervous", it never looked right, so i switched words.
AndyDufresne wrote:Lestat1779 wrote:You start getting shaky in the bathroom stall at work, wondering if that player before you can cash in when holding only 3 spoils. And knowing you still have 5 hours before you can check.
Getting shaky in a bathroom stall sounds dangerous.
--Andy
[spoiler=sayings]If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
-Dr. Gregory House
There is no political solution to our troubled evolution...
- The Police
Forever is a very long time.
- Lestat de Lioncourt
Best: Lieutenant 1791[/spoiler]
-Dr. Gregory House
There is no political solution to our troubled evolution...
- The Police
Forever is a very long time.
- Lestat de Lioncourt
Best: Lieutenant 1791[/spoiler]
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
You know you're obsessed with conquer club when you forget to eat for an entire day.
Happened to me once
! Was going to bed and remembered that I hadn't eaten. Played a lot of speedgames that sunday
!
Happened to me once
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I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
When my dick is itchy and I'm reluctant to see a doctor because I wanna play one more speeder!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
It's 7am, you need to be up in about an hour, but you're still up joining 'one more' speed game.
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SimplyObsessed wrote:It's 7am, you need to be up in about an hour, but you're still up joining 'one more' speed game.
Yowza, sleep!
--Andy
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when...yeh...
Dittofirth4eva wrote:lmaocodyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."
+1ManBungalow wrote:...when you know how to spell the capital of Iceland because it's on the Classic map.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
...not even a hurricane-caused power outage can make you miss turns or keep you from updating your tournaments.
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
when you speed more hours a day talking about CC than talking to your wife
i know! speeding more time with my wife will improve my sex life, but it ain't going to improve my rank
i know! speeding more time with my wife will improve my sex life, but it ain't going to improve my rank

Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
smegal69 wrote:when you speed more hours a day talking about CC than talking to your wife
i know! speeding more time with my wife will improve my sex life, but it ain't going to improve my rank
And CC never has to ride the cotton pony!
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
You come across this message too often:
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
...you work here! 
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
when I became a conqueror, lost all my points, got banned and still been around for almost 6 years...

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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
A lot of denial comes with addiction,,So many know They Love it,, But would hate to say addicted.So-- Hello, My name is MagnusGreeol, and I've been addicted to CC for over a Year now,, I've tried to cut down,,but it calls Me,,sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night sweating, wondering if I ended My turn, or if someone got to the Pole in Antarctica before Me,,,I feel I can get better--I must try-- AND KICK MORE AZZ ALL OVER THE PLACE HAHAHAAAAA--YEAHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE IT !!!! AND WANT MORE!!! '')
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
...when you dream of being conqueror and seen as the greatest person ever,....then people look at your resent games and see you just got really lucky in some speed assdoodle games
This is gonna be me one of these days! 
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Re: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...
Because of CC, i have become deathly afraid of dice ... nightmares of seeing other people of rolling nothing BUT 6s ... my favorite number is now 1 ... i have fallen in love with my dice therapist ... playing any game that involve dice causes me to break out in hives and difficulty of breathing .... curse you Conquer Club and your random number generator!!!!
[spoiler=sayings]If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.
-Dr. Gregory House
There is no political solution to our troubled evolution...
- The Police
Forever is a very long time.
- Lestat de Lioncourt
Best: Lieutenant 1791[/spoiler]
-Dr. Gregory House
There is no political solution to our troubled evolution...
- The Police
Forever is a very long time.
- Lestat de Lioncourt
Best: Lieutenant 1791[/spoiler]

