Who masturbates ???????????

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:40 pm

Vincent M wrote:Yes but Sperm lives in can live in a shower environment for 15 years

I'll take your word for that. My first term, where I had to share a room with someone else and had no privacy, was murder. The (sometimes disgusting) unisex shower was the only place where you were (fairly) sure of privacy, except there were no doors to lock or anything - the shower curtain was the only thing between you and the world's gaze.

I'm not saying I did anything, or that hand shandies in the showers are morally justified, I'm just saying how conditions can lead people to do things they don't want to.

8-[

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:44 pm

Yey I made it into someone's sig!!! woot! =D>

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:52 pm

Yes you did this discussion was glorious

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:33 pm

compulsive masturbators! become art! http://www.spermcube.org

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:25 pm

Now THAT'S art.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:02 pm

I'm not even gonna answer this..

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:53 pm

it's alright we believe what we want anyway

Alexwales93 · Post by **Alexwales93** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:04 pm

Lol to this thread.

And who doesn't?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:05 pm

Alexwales93 wrote:Lol to this thread.

And who doesn't?

Apparently 13% of the CC population. I know who does though… *cough* Cynthia *cough*

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:33 pm

the 13% are either liars, kids, or women at the age of 21 and older :lol:

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:36 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:the 13% are either liars, kids, or women at the age of 21 and older

If anything I think women would be masturbating more after 21

Alexwales93 · Post by **Alexwales93** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:44 pm

When is the accepteble age to masurbate?

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:48 pm

when you first look at porn

Alexwales93 · Post by **Alexwales93** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:51 pm

Lol, fair enough.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:07 pm

Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:10 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.

This story is just unfolding :lol:

Alexwales93 · Post by **Alexwales93** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:15 pm

Lol.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:28 pm

Masturbating is what connects everyone

We could have peace treaty's with it

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:39 pm

I like peace.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:39 pm

This could very well be the start of the new peace movement - Wankers Against the War.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:02 pm

Grip your pork sword tightly and get ready for some hand to gland combat

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:50 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:Here is the incriminating trail of clues: 1. The clogged showers of Durham yield sperm that is still active after 15 years. Stopper left Durham 10 years ago. Stopper would have been a freshman at Durham during the period in question. The sperm was used to produce an 8 legged millej. Stopper could very well be the proud father of millej's evil, 8 legged twin. Ew.

Christ, I hope not. How much's the 10-years-backed-up child support for one with 8 legs?

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:51 pm

The killer could be the medical costs - each one of the legs is retarded.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:13 am

Woot, masturbators, unite!

luckiekevin · Post by **luckiekevin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:43 am

Genghis Khant wrote:Grip your pork sword tightly and get ready for some hand to gland combat

really quite scary to read when looking at your picture next to it..