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The above is not a DMP. I motion to have him strung from his balls. I sincerely hope I can make lame reports and bog down the mods with this Serious Business.



Not sure if repost but...

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See now bearing that in mind, HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE DUBSTEP?!?!

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Did he manage to get his foot stuck in the front wheel and then flip over?
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Hrmm I dont think so, that black smudge could be one of his shoes but it would be pretty hard to do. The reason he is so close to the front wheel with his legs in a funny spot is the momentum of him ploughing towards the front of the bike from the initial flip.

I'd say the initial flip came from an unseen object hit because water was covering it.
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My guess is a passenger on the bus stuck his umbrella in the guys spokes. Sue the bus company. Oh wait, probably isn't America.
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Silvanus wrote:perch is a North Korean agent to infiltrate south Korean girls
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i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?
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Timminz wrote:Image
Well I don't know what VOL was talking about, but I do wish the person who made the poster had said "movies" instead of "books". It's the Twilight movies that were teeny-bop crap. The books were actually interesting, taking the idea of vampires and flipping it around, considering some interesting "what if"s. Stephanie Meyer is good at that.

I do agree about the opening sequence of "UP' though: awesomely well done, and extremely moving.
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john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:Image


i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?


What base is Hu on?
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Serbia wrote:
john9blue wrote:
perchorin wrote:Image


i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?


What base is Hu on?


Hu's on first.
I don't know.
Third base.

http://www.psu.edu/dept/inart10_110/inart10/whos.html
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hu = who?

a homophone joke eh?

edit: oh yeah the old abbott/costello sketch. saw that a long time ago.
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john9blue wrote:
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i've been staring at this for 30 seconds and can't figure it out.

is the "14" supposed to stand for "LA" making the shirt read "hula"?

Answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8
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One of the greatest comedy bits of all time.
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Timminz wrote:One of the greatest comedy bits of all time.

definitely
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Silvanus wrote:perch is a North Korean agent to infiltrate south Korean girls
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Checking out the customer reviews for the book on Amazon.

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Lootifer wrote:Image

Added bonus link so you don't have to do any work.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+these+str ... uit+salad+
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2dimes wrote:
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Added bonus link so you don't have to do any work.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+these+str ... uit+salad+


SPOILER ALERT
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Well worth it.

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What spoiler?
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Hahahahaa I love that, that is epic.
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Good one Natty! :P
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i think this belongs in the anti-humor thread.
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Phatscotty wrote:i think this belongs in the anti-humor thread.

Think TOYOTA versus GENERAL MOTORS and then you'll laugh.
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Bleh, political. Post it in the political dmp:s thread, not here.
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