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JoshyBoy
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Re: Pick up lines
"I'm really, honestly, not Victor Sullivan."
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AndyDufresne
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Re: Pick up lines
'Babe, if only you had access to my control panel.'
--Andy
--Andy
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clapper011
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Re: Pick up lines
hey baby, ca I show you my paddle?
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look babe, i have a life. can we limit this back n forth to 20
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ManBungalow
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Army of GOD
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Re: Pick up lines
"No, baby, I told you already. I am not Victor Sullivan. I only have heard about him through friends."
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"No, I promise I'm not"
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"No, I promise I'm not"
Re: Pick up lines
C'mon baby, I use protection. Absolutely no one has my password.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is [player]squishyg[/player]
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AndyDufresne
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'Babe, I didn't read your instructions, but who ever does? Let's just hop into a game and play.'
--Andy
--Andy
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Re: Pick up lines
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I"M GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH MY DICE!!!!!
I"M GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH MY DICE!!!!!
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ManBungalow
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Re: Pick up lines
jpcloet wrote:Interested in earning a medal?
Gold.
Re: Pick up lines
hey im done playing conquer club wanna do it
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why, you wanna play a trips/quads?
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I will auto-assault you 'til you love me.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
Depends on what metric you use...
The coolest is [player]squishyg[/player]
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AndyDufresne
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Re: Pick up lines
'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minutes for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'
--Andy
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
AndyDufresne wrote:'Babe, you don't even have to wait five minutes for me to finish anymore...I can be done in one now.'
--Andy
you were done a long time ago.
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
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AndyDufresne
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Re: CC Pick up lines
"GLG, can I get in your mini tourney? I want to beat Offinthecorner"
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clapper011
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Re: CC Pick up lines
can I freestyle you all over the board?
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smegal69
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Re: CC Pick up lines
oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you ❤
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AndyDufresne
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Re: CC Pick up lines
smegal69 wrote:oh no, you need more protection at the back, other wise i will come in your back door and ravage you ❤
This could also be a post in the "Things you say about CC but not about a girlfriend" General Discussion topic probably, ha.
--Andy
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Gen.LeeGettinhed
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Re: CC Pick up lines
we can do it if you wanna -- between Iberia-trips and Antactic-quads, but I can't spend the night -- there's a Speed Doodle-Ass tourney starting at 3AM that I can't miss.
Re: CC Pick up lines
The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
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Iron Butterfly
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Re: CC Pick up lines
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:
I promise I only have a couple turns to take.
You mean CC pick up lines work?
Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"