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zapusca007 wrote:
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zapusca007 wrote:Can you give me the odds for this situation: Attacking 23:3=2:3? That's an extreme case i know but real.


That's most definitely NOT real. Not even possible, in fact.


Sorry mate but happened to me... lost every roll... understand why i'm a proud "Dice Complainer"?
And it can happen (happened), probability almost nil but not so. I would be pissed but not terribly pissed if situations not so extreme but with very low odds didn't became absolutely normal. What should happened for instance with an odd of 0.0001 is happening 0.01 in real and regularly, that's whai wrong in CC now. Maybe it's only with me (conspiracy dice complainer as our CHODE friend would say)

PS Andy, didn't understand well your message, know the meaning of chode?


Well, it's nice to see that you don't let pesky details get in the way of your misunderstanding how random numbers manifest themselves.



BTW, that duckbutter all over your lips is kinda gross. Perhaps you should go wash up a tad.



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Thanks to [player]natty_dread[/player] for her witty post. =D>

I think I will post a link to this thread to every game chat dice complainer. \:D/
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Please stop confusing Changsha. The poor chap will have a nervous breakdown soon.
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natty_dread wrote:Please stop confusing Changsha.

I may cause him to lose that pup tent.
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natty_dread wrote:Please stop confusing Changsha. The poor chap will have a nervous breakdown soon.


Gender issues are of great concern to MC Gangsta. He has been rapping about them lately on his blog, Monster Truckers Delight. He doesn't like to play dice with gender, if you know what I mean.
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Oversized fuzzy dice can be very intimidating.
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I just went to -40 in defense to -20! in recent dice rolls! Praise the Lord!
and still have that +6! Praise the Lord!
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I just had my first period! PRAISE THE LORD!
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This might be my favorite dice complaint thread yet: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=157890

God damned Americans...
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Army of GOD wrote:This might be my favorite dice complaint thread yet: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=157890

God damned Americans...

=D> :lol:

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Well this was a blast from the past.

By which I mean from 6 months ago but who's counting.
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Maybe there should be a GA medal for "Dice Bitch Session of the Year"
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does this constitute a dice complainer?

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I think there is a different between a complaint against the dices (see OP) with express your emotion when getting bad dices. I can accept the 2nd and sometimes do it, and feel better after that.
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In-game complaining is fine. I do it often.

It's when you bring it to the forums where no one gives a shit. Especially if you think the Americans are rigging the dice for some stupid reason.
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Geger wrote:I think there is a different between a complaint against the dices (see OP) with express your emotion when getting bad dices. I can accept the 2nd and sometimes do it, and feel better after that.


You might well feel better after it,but what if in the process you ruin the game for your opponent?
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chang50 wrote:
Geger wrote:I think there is a different between a complaint against the dices (see OP) with express your emotion when getting bad dices. I can accept the 2nd and sometimes do it, and feel better after that.


You might well feel better after it,but what if in the process you ruin the game for your opponent?


How can I ruin the game for my opponent, when I write in chat : "Damn Dices!!", "I hate these dices today!!" etc.
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Geger wrote:
chang50 wrote:
Geger wrote:I think there is a different between a complaint against the dices (see OP) with express your emotion when getting bad dices. I can accept the 2nd and sometimes do it, and feel better after that.


You might well feel better after it,but what if in the process you ruin the game for your opponent?


How can I ruin the game for my opponent, when I write in chat : "Damn Dices!!", "I hate these dices today!!" etc.


maybe he likes the English language and you molesting it makes him sad ? ;)

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Geger wrote:
chang50 wrote:
Geger wrote:I think there is a different between a complaint against the dices (see OP) with express your emotion when getting bad dices. I can accept the 2nd and sometimes do it, and feel better after that.


You might well feel better after it,but what if in the process you ruin the game for your opponent?


How can I ruin the game for my opponent, when I write in chat : "Damn Dices!!", "I hate these dices today!!" etc.


Well if you stop there ok,but often complainers go on and on and on,it's distracting and implies the only way they could lose to you was by bad luck.Check out my record over 4200 games never bitched even once,had to foe quite a few who are serial bitchers..
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I complain about the dice or the drop or the spoils, hm, 10% of the time? Maybe 20%, if I combine all of those.


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I like it
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Canadian Bacon casts animate topic!


I believe i have information on a new type of complainer, the selectively blind complainer.

This type of complainer can become completely blind at will, and often does when they receive average or even good steaks in their luck. They are, however, completely able to see any time they receive bad streaks of luck.

You can often tell a played is a selectively blind complainer when they start bumping into walls and facing the wrong way while speaking to opponents.

Some times the condition persists into other activities and you should alert the local DMV when one is discovered for public safety reasons.
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canadian bacon wrote:Canadian Bacon casts animate topic!


I believe i have information on a new type of complainer, the selectively blind complainer.

This type of complainer can become completely blind at will, and often does when they receive average or even good steaks in their luck. They are, however, completely able to see any time they receive bad streaks of luck.

You can often tell a played is a selectively blind complainer when they start bumping into walls and facing the wrong way while speaking to opponents.

Some times the condition persists into other activities and you should alert the local DMV when one is discovered for public safety reasons.


What led you to this potential discovery? Do you have some evidence?!


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I personally discovered these complainers living her on the forums. Though I had heard rumors that they existed, I thought them to be as unicorns as I have never encountered them off the forums.

My data team is still working on reacquiring solid evidence of their existence.
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Army of GOD wrote:This might be my favorite dice complaint thread yet: viewtopic.php?f=57&t=157890

God damned Americans...


Classic!
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