Luck

Rahm Es Hestos · Post by **Rahm Es Hestos** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:58 am

Alright all in my hour of need I'm turning to you. Ive somehow pissed off the gods of CC and they are retaliating by taking my points. I've seen the worst luck latley that I believe imaginable. Enemies wining miracle odds to cash in an escalting set to win the game, people drawing 3 card 40 man sets on me. People killing me in odds where its 16-19 (I got the 19) and wining with only losing 2-3 men. I need a voodo cure or at least something that will stop me from sliting my wrists....anyone got any suggestions? :cry:

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:24 am

You may have reached the stage where human sacrifice is the only appeasement the dice gods will accept. If this in fact is true, wisse would not really be missed that much. Cheers.

Rahm Es Hestos · Post by **Rahm Es Hestos** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:40 pm

i see....so i must go on a crazy CC player killing spree in order to regain my lost points. BRILLIANT! :twisted:

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:49 pm

wisse would be good...i mean, they have to be a virgin and all...

the other thing to try is sacrificing a she-goat, in the dark of the mood, and swinging a live cat over your head five times while chanting "good dice, good dice, good dice"

dividedbyzero · Post by **dividedbyzero** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:53 pm

s.xkitten wrote: and swinging a live cat over your head five times while chanting "good dice, good dice, good dice"

I recommend having a suit of armor or a declawed cat if you're to go that route.

dbz

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:14 pm

Toss your monitor into a volcano, bathe in holy water
and wear a garlic tunic on your next turn.

If that doesn't improve your luck, click two coconuts together
and yell "RUN AWAY!"

GrazingCattle · Post by **GrazingCattle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:23 pm

oVo wrote:click two coconuts together
and yell "RUN AWAY!"

LOL

Who hasn't been there! I lost two RT games because I couldn't get a set of cards (which would have won me the game), until the 5th card. It happens mate!

I normally remove the head of my sacrifice and urinate the letter C into both eye sockets. It seems to work 36% of the time!

Rahm Es Hestos · Post by **Rahm Es Hestos** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:08 pm

well to add to my lists of woes i just played an rt game where one of the players pulled out 4 sets in a row

Rahm Es Hestos · Post by **Rahm Es Hestos** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:08 pm

im seriously about to go find lack and shoot him for making this site which makes me so sad ><

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:09 pm

Rahm Es Hestos wrote:im seriously about to go find lack and shoot him for making this site which makes me so sad ><

i'm sorry, but as Lack's bodyguard, i can't allow that...

GrazingCattle · Post by **GrazingCattle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:14 pm

You kill Lack, I take your first born and beat you to death with it!

Rahm Es Hestos · Post by **Rahm Es Hestos** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:15 pm

alright fine all i'll only shoot him in the leg does will that make u happy heh. :shock:

GrazingCattle · Post by **GrazingCattle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:19 pm

That would mean more time at his computer! Yay!

lol J/K

IronE.GLE · Post by **IronE.GLE** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:39 pm

I have the worst luck on this site. I continually get owned by smaller forces so I must always make sure I outnumber my opponent 5 to 1 before I do any kind of major attacks. In the last week, I have continually had to spend 5 or more armies attacking 1 just so I could get a card. Sure enough they are all red cards :cry:

Eventually the luck will turn around and when it does you had all be very, very afraid.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:51 pm

IronE.GLE wrote:I have the worst luck on this site. I continually get owned by smaller forces so I must always make sure I outnumber my opponent 5 to 1 before I do any kind of major attacks. In the last week, I have continually had to spend 5 or more armies attacking 1 just so I could get a card. Sure enough they are all red cards

Eventually the luck will turn around and when it does you had all be very, very afraid.

Same here, but I get 2 red, 2 blue, then I pray for a green. Of course I get red cards.

St John · Post by **St John** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:55 pm

I was recently a few points below captain when - karma hitting me and my team mate like a sledge hammer - I suddenly woke up in a dilapidated CC back alley with only 2 stripes on my arm. From there on our dice were just appaling - there seemed to be no end to the atrocities we had to suffer in battles where our careful scheming and shrewd deployments meant nothing when facing the lumbering happy go lucky hordes of Demon Spawned Bastards With Golden Dice.

And just as suddenly the Great Depression has now lifted! Our devious plots come to fruition anew, again we strike fear into the hearts of our enemy who flee before the bayonets of our advancing troops. We live in Glorious Times For Battle, I mean, like - I'm talking World Domination, moaahahahaha! moahahahahaha!

Ahem.... sorry 'bout that.

Seriously, though, what I mean is: all you need is nitrous oxide. :lol:

GrazingCattle · Post by **GrazingCattle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:56 pm

Even with my recent RT losses mounting I still feel like the laws of statistics still apply. I am just finding the freak viens of poor dice, like in todays RT where I lost 6 men trying to take 2. Not a problem I had 10 men right next to that area who could still come over and win me the game! But wait, I lost 8 more men on those two and then couldn't finish him to win his cards and in turn the game.

I did kill 12 men on defense of a territory that meant nothing to me!!!

Those are the breaks!

St John · Post by **St John** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:15 pm

GrazingCattle wrote:Those are the breaks!

Plus you have a most excellent avatar! :lol:

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:26 pm

St John wrote:I was recently a few points below captain when - karma hitting me and my team mate like a sledge hammer - I suddenly woke up in a dilapidated CC back alley with only 2 stripes on my arm. From there on our dice were just appaling - there seemed to be no end to the atrocities we had to suffer in battles where our careful scheming and shrewd deployments meant nothing when facing the lumbering happy go lucky hordes of Demon Spawned Bastards With Golden Dice.

And just as suddenly the Great Depression has now lifted! Our devious plots come to fruition anew, again we strike fear into the hearts of our enemy who flee before the bayonets of our advancing troops. We live in Glorious Times For Battle, I mean, like - I'm talking World Domination, moaahahahaha! moahahahahaha!

Ahem.... sorry 'bout that.

Seriously, though, what I mean is: all you need is nitrous oxide.

Hey, watch what you call me!

GrazingCattle · Post by **GrazingCattle** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:27 pm

St John wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:Those are the breaks!

Plus you have a most excellent avatar!

lol ty

Rahm Es Hestos · Post by **Rahm Es Hestos** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:42 pm

i still need a voodo cure people!

cosmin · Post by **cosmin** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:04 am

want ot hear bad luck: waite 5 turns to get 3 red and 2 green and then wait another 3 turns to get 3 red on an flat rate :cry:

tahitiwahini · Post by **tahitiwahini** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:50 am

Romania-i tara mea, si buna si rea
O iubesc, ma mandresc ca m-am nascut in ea,
Romania-i tara mea, si buna si rea
Strainii ne-au ars pana acum, dar si noi ii vom turna!

What is this? Poetry, song lyrics, an anthem?

I haven't found a good Romanian to English online translator so could you tell me what it means in English?

"Romania is my land..."

Just curious, thanks.

St John · Post by **St John** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:07 am

Rahm Es Hestos wrote:i still need a voodo cure people!

But voodoo won't cut it, mate. As I said in my previous post, hidden in between my megalomaniac ranting, all you need is nitrous oxide. It won't improve your dice, but it will make losing more enjoyable. Put your faith in western medicine, son.

razor34 · Post by **razor34** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:46 am

I thought it was good.