The big one is coming....

grifftron · Post by **grifftron** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:06 am

I just found a fruit loop in my f'ing corn flakes

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:08 am

found it http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=cup1

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:10 am

and http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=credits

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:15 am

well this viewtopic.php?f=1&t=155807&start=0

grifftron · Post by **grifftron** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:57 am

grifftron wrote:And now for our next major update, we are proud to announce...

we will be raising your yearly fee from $25 to $50

have a good new year

with love & joy,
lackattack

HA! How on was I? It might not be raising it $25... but you gotta pay $5 to play in the tourney for those medals!

Here... i made some little digi medals, now give me $5 to play everyone 4 months... fricking brilliant lack... just brilliant

Leehar · Post by **Leehar** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:11 am

Lol, it's amazing how Gilli had to point out the obvious to you griff

I'm just sad there was no flashing new sign

Post by **trinicardinal** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:13 am

Leehar wrote:Lol, it's amazing how Gilli had to point out the obvious to you griff

I'm just sad there was no flashing new sign

My lack of a headache is grateful however :lol:

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:31 am

Im so glad the big update did absolutely nothing to fix the problems with the site, just opened a new opportunity for the site to make money by making a big tournament. I for one hope it fails miserably and doesnt even fill...

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:38 am

Gold Knight wrote:Im so glad the big update did absolutely nothing to fix the problems with the site, just opened a new opportunity for the site to make money by making a big tournament. I for one hope it fails miserably and doesnt even fill...

Here here.

Lets go kick some dogs in the alley, Gold Knight.

--Andy

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:44 am

The tournament would have been a good idea in principle...

but seriously... Ipad? Who would ever want an ipad? They're fucking worthless pieces of crap. A silly toy that's not really a computer but is too big for a phone...

Get some better prizes next time.

trapyoung · Post by **trapyoung** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:49 am

Wow. This was craptastic. Worst thread ever.

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:16 am

natty_dread wrote:The tournament would have been a good idea in principle...

but seriously... Ipad? Who would ever want an ipad? They're fucking worthless pieces of crap. A silly toy that's not really a computer but is too big for a phone...

Get some better prizes next time.

If you don't like it, there's always eBay...

Gillipig · Post by **Gillipig** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:19 am

I'm curious, what were those that think this is absolute crap hoping for? I was hoping for a paid webmaster, it didn't happen. But CC will earn more money and money is what you pay webmasters with (medals won't do

), so this might take us in the right direction. New medals are always nice. Especially those hard to get and now we finally have a medal for being Conqueror. Plus I'd love to win that iPad 2. Those things are expensive so even if I wouldn't want to use it I could sell it for a decent sum of money.

trapyoung · Post by **trapyoung** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:42 am

@Gillipig. Anything not medal related or the announcement of a new tournament. I don't buy the whole revenue stream argument, first off membership fees of $25/yr, while they seem slight, do add up with a bunch of users. Second, the site basically operates on free content - many maps, user apps and content that draws consumers is directly created by the users. If you asked any of the tech team or tech-saavy users to create or help develop a script, most would jump at the opportunity even if there is no reward. Throw in a general recognition medal and you'd have nerds from far and wide show up (no offense Dako).

If this wasn't blown up as some huge site update, things would be different. This isn't an update, no more than me creating a thread four weeks in advance to announce my desire to play in a clan war is an update. It's self publicity - instead of saying program cuts, they're saying trimming unnecessary government redundancies. Big whoop, George still gets fired.

Post by **IcePack** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:31 pm

Someone file a C&A report for this tread & lack baiting 16 pages worth of people into thinking there was an update coming, and not a big tournament!

MrBenn · Post by **MrBenn** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:40 pm

lord voldemort wrote:and http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=credits

Seriously?

danryan · Post by **danryan** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:57 pm

No way. This was worth an announcement? :-$

MrBenn · Post by **MrBenn** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:02 pm

Oh. It seems like cash-generating tournament really is the big update... There are so many other things that the site needs that would have been a better investment of time. I wasted a couple of years trying to push for significant and meaningful change; while I hope that any extra cash is used to better the site, my expectations are now rock-bottom. [sigh]

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:09 pm

Like a live CC clock

MrBenn · Post by **MrBenn** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Like a live CC clock

Can I get one if I pay $5 ?

Aradhus · Post by **Aradhus** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:12 pm

After perusing this thread I'd suggest changing the name of the tournament from Conquer Cup to The Whine Cup.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:13 pm

MrBenn wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Like a live CC clock

Can I get one if I pay $5 ?

If you call within the next five minutes, you'll give you TWO live CC clocks!

We're practically GIVING them away!

JBlombier · Post by **JBlombier** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:18 pm

And all that for a smashing 500 CC credits. You'd be a fool not to make that deal.

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
MrBenn wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Like a live CC clock

Can I get one if I pay $5 ?

If you call within the next five minutes, you'll give you TWO live CC clocks!

We're practically GIVING them away!

Whenever I think of playing CC, instead ill now call up and buy a Snuggie. At least that gives me a true "warm and fuzzy feeling".

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:30 pm

Gold Knight wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
MrBenn wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Like a live CC clock

Can I get one if I pay $5 ?

If you call within the next five minutes, you'll give you TWO live CC clocks!

We're practically GIVING them away!

Whenever I think of playing CC, instead ill now call up and buy a Snuggie. At least that gives me a true "warm and fuzzy feeling".

Plus the threat of getting laid remains null.

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