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Army of GOD wrote:"Does everything your wife won't."

I'm pretty sure the mistress won't let me shit on her face and then stab her and then insert my penis in the stab wound.

Pay enough money.
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Lootifer wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:"Does everything your wife won't."

I'm pretty sure the mistress won't let me shit on her face and then stab her and then insert my penis in the stab wound.

Pay enough money.


Do you think they have that button the register or they have to put the price in manually?
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Army of GOD wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:"Does everything your wife won't."

I'm pretty sure the mistress won't let me shit on her face and then stab her and then insert my penis in the stab wound.

Pay enough money.


Do you think they have that button the register or they have to put the price in manually?


If it prints on the receipt it is already in the register.
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And if it doesn't print on the receipt, it isn't in the register.

Isn't pointing out the obvious fun??
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Army of GOD wrote:And if it doesn't print on the receipt, it isn't in the register.

Isn't pointing out the obvious fun??


I don't get it.
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Welcome to the club
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:And if it doesn't print on the receipt, it isn't in the register.

Isn't pointing out the obvious fun??


I don't get it.


In before :(
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f*ck colons
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f*ck columns


They're too narrow, and long, and shit.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:f*ck columns


They're too narrow, and long, and shit.


=(
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Obvious:y
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Doing it wrong...
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God dammit who invited phatscotty into the thread?
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Didn't we already tell the idjit politicos to take their bullshit elsewhere? This thread is for funny.

Oh yeah, they don't understand humour.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:Image


Best one yet BBS.
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