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Bicyclists are a real problem where I live; the large local liberal city promotes bikers' attitudes of "owning the road"....they piss and moan about having equal road rights yet also feel they can blow through red lights and a host of other illegal (for vehicles) maneuvers. They are constantly getting hit by vehicles / light rail as well, which always elicts a huge outpouring of public sympathy....even though they're hit because they're breaking laws......whatever.

THIS video had me in tears......LOVE IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY&sns=em
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DISLIKE. I thought this would be about Vin Diesel fighting a bicyclist in his latest film.
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KoolBak wrote:Bicyclists are a real problem where I live; the large local liberal city promotes bikers' attitudes of "owning the road"....they piss and moan about having equal road rights yet also feel they can blow through red lights and a host of other illegal (for vehicles) maneuvers. They are constantly getting hit by vehicles / light rail as well, which always elicts a huge outpouring of public sympathy....even though they're hit because they're breaking laws......whatever.

THIS video had me in tears......LOVE IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY&sns=em


Revenge is a dish best served cold. Hilarious!

I HATE bikers who think they own the roads! They want to bike in your lane and pretend they are a car, and then they run red lights and dont even use their hand signals! Bicyclists are a huge problem here in Minnesota, even thought we have built them thousands of miles of bike path, they still use the road. Now our new governor created a "government biking agency" we have that new program with the ugly yellow bikes that people can just pick up and leave everywhere, and even expanded that into a free helmet program (even though we are cutting back on teachers) and now the head of the new bike agency has 2 deputies and himself gets paid 6 figures starting.

His new brilliant idea? Build bike lanes down the middle of Saint Paul and Minneapolis streets.
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Bingo. One of my best buds is getting sued by a bicyclist for "Harassment" - biker turned illegally in front of my buddy through an intersection, almost causing an accident. Bud yells at him and biker stops in the middle of the street, stopping traffic, to scream back. Bud spits on him on his way by....lmao.

Week later he gets a subpoena for the court action, complete with loogie-stained spandex as evidence and a 7 page whine about the poor, abused bikers...oh man.....classic. Attorney says it will be thrown out :lol:
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KoolBak wrote:Bingo. One of my best buds is getting sued by a bicyclist for "Harassment" - biker turned illegally in front of my buddy through an intersection, almost causing an accident. Bud yells at him and he stops in the middle of the street, stopping traffic, to scream back. Bud spits on him on his way by....lmao.

Week later he gets a subpoena for the court action, complete with loogie-stained spandex as evidence and a 7 page whine about the poor, abused bikers...oh man.....classic. Attorney says it will be thrown out :lol:


He spat on a guy?
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What a funny video. Had me in stitches. I can't stop laughing. Really.

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Symmetry wrote:He spat on a guy?


He spat on a bicyclist. Clearly mitigates any wrongdoing on his part. Why is it even a question.
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lol....this dude is 6' 6" and 350 lbs....people ususally dont F with him ;o) And YES he SPAT on an ass :D
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KoolBak wrote:lol....this dude is 6' 6" and 350 lbs....people ususally dont F with him ;o) And YES he SPAT on an ass :D


He spat on some dude's ass? I'm not surprised people don't have sex with him.
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My point exactly :lol:
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Usually when someone spits on someone there is a fight afterwards. Leave it to the biker to hold up traffic so he can start some shit he needs his lawyer to finish.

wtf

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KoolBak wrote:Bicyclists are a real problem where I live; the large local liberal city promotes bikers' attitudes of "owning the road"....they piss and moan about having equal road rights yet also feel they can blow through red lights and a host of other illegal (for vehicles) maneuvers. They are constantly getting hit by vehicles / light rail as well, which always elicts a huge outpouring of public sympathy....even though they're hit because they're breaking laws......whatever.

THIS video had me in tears......LOVE IT!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY&sns=em


Seemed like those bicyclists were obeying all laws...they weren't riding in the road or anything, they were on the shoulder. I think the douche driving the diesel was just being a dick, because for some reason he thinks it's funny to blow smoke all over people. Seriously what's the point? What does that achieve?

I only ask because while I don't ride a bicycle, I do ride my motorcycle nearly every day, and for some reason those fucking fake rednecks think it's funny to do that shit to me. These people must live fucking sad lives when they go out of their way to maneuver into my line and release smoke, not to mention the potential traffic hazard. Luckily I can just zip around them, but sometimes I'm unable to and get a lungful of smoke.

Anyway, it's annoying.

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And who are the "whiny pussies"?

Tail-G.....he WAS going out of his way to be an ass....I thought it was hilarious.....sorry we dont share the same sense of humor, but you appear to be the one with the anger issues....lol.

And in my 35 years of motorcycle riding (obeying the laws), I have never had a truck do this to me; perhaps its the way you're dressed? Or perhaps you ride a moped and call it a motorcycle? And why dont you play CC? What the hell?? :D
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i don't know what's so fun about riding a car on coal. and all that polution.
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I am amazed Lack lets people like you actually represent his administration. If one of my employees, volunteer or not, called one of my customers a pussy, he'd be gone. You are a fucking idiot.....should have known by that rainbow power puff pony in the first place. Bye bye pony boy.
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It appears I was not politically correct enough for your tender feelings. I am very sorry about that and will of course remedy the situation.
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KoolBak wrote:I am amazed Lack lets people like you actually represent his administration. If one of my employees, volunteer or not, called one of my customers a pussy, he'd be gone. You are a fucking idiot.....should have known by that rainbow power puff pony in the first place. Bye bye pony boy.


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I hate bikers. I don't have to deal with them too often on the road thankfully but when I'm on campus they ride around like they own the place. It's a good day for me when a biker almost clips me only once while I'm walking to class (I have been clipped more than once). The worst part is when I'm intentionally walking on the right side of the path and leaving them plenty of room on the left to pass, they like to choose the skinny side to pass and vice versa...
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KoolBak wrote:I am amazed Lack lets people like you actually represent his administration. If one of my employees, volunteer or not, called one of my customers a pussy, he'd be gone. You are a fucking idiot.....should have known by that rainbow power puff pony in the first place. Bye bye pony boy.


sounds like someone needs a hug...

why are you treating bikers like they're all the same? i bet most pedestrians and vehicle drivers are assholes too, they just don't get the chance to show you like bikers do.
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When I used to ride my bike all the time I had plenty of respect for something that could kill me. I would hug the right side of the road and try to stay out of the way with cars driving by. It seems common sense escapes a lot of bikers these days.
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Wow that video was lame. That truck driver was NOT cool he was just being an asshole.

I agree the bicycle laws are kind of broken. Bikes and cars shouldn't be treated the same and sharing the same road space, but that doesn't make it ok to be a complete fucking douche bag.
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It's too bad that vids like these will further reinforce the image of diesel engines as very polluting machines geared towards big trucks, in Europe diesels have practically taken over their car markets as they are clean and get better mileage than gas engines. they're also much easier to drive than they used to be and have plenty of torque.
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KoolBak wrote:I am amazed Lack lets people like you actually represent his administration. If one of my employees, volunteer or not, called one of my customers a pussy, he'd be gone. You are a fucking idiot.....should have known by that rainbow power puff pony in the first place. Bye bye pony boy.



What a disgrace sir, a disgrace I tell ye. Here you are just merrily cycling through Conquer Club valley, minding your own business, and along come Medefe in his big diesel lorry and unleashes his vile pollution all over you. What did you do to deserve it?!

Shocking. I'm shocked about the whole thing, shocked I tell ye.
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KoolBak wrote:And in my 35 years of motorcycle riding (obeying the laws), I have never had a truck do this to me; perhaps its the way you're dressed? Or perhaps you ride a moped and call it a motorcycle? And why dont you play CC? What the hell?? :D


No I wear regular clothes, just a nice riding jacket that makes me visible. I ride a yamaha fz1:

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like so, only different paint job and exhaust pipe, but around my location it's only "cool" to ride ugly, fat, and slow hogs and where leather jackets and chaps. So if you ride anything not American like yamaha or honda, then people f*ck with you. My stepmom had her yamaha r1 run over by a truck while it was in a parking lot, and the guy (presumably) left. We figured it was intentional.

And btw I'm not too fond of bicyclists either, especially when they're riding around in a manner that clearly is dangerous with heavy motorized vehicles driving around, but I don't f*ck with them. I may yell at them on occasion when they pull stupid shit in the middle of traffic, but I don't pull dick moves.

I play CC...slowly. I usually only have 1 or 2 games going.

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Edit: oh and you're goddamn right I'm angry. How would you feel if you're out on a nice day, enjoying a ride, minding your own business, and some fucker blasts smoke all over you? My helmet doesn't block that, it just gets into my lungs.
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