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I think the problem is there's too many dick/penis attacks...It could be frightening the locals :mrgreen:
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yes dick slaps are not something you want to have happen especially if it was their first time in the forum and they just see "i dick slapped everyone earlier" not the most welcoming thing ever :lol:
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I just noticed something else that could be scaring(?) people away...YOU'RE AN AUSSIE :evil:
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thats ridicoulous everyone loves Australia :D
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:thats ridicoulous everyone loves Australia :D


I agree, australia is great. The only problem is there's too many austrailans there :lol:
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were not that bad, besides why dont you like australians is it cause we beat south africa in sports (i dont watch any sports we just seem to win all the time :lol: :wink: )
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:were not that bad, besides why dont you like australians is it cause we beat south africa in sports (i dont watch any sports we just seem to win all the time :lol: :wink: )


Yeah, it sucks being beaten by the aussies (the sportsmen seem arrogant) :evil: but this must be a first, an aussie who doesn't like sport, that's like a south african who doesn't like beer :lol:
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:lol: i dont like beer either, most beer anyway boags is alright. but i prefer spirits :D
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the dick penis slaps(157) are why I started coming here :oops:
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I <3 Beer.
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reverend_kyle wrote:the dick penis slaps(157) are why I started coming here :oops:


:lol: LMFAO :lol:

Dude, that's disturbing...I knew you had problems, but i never expected that :sick:
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he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...
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I used to hate beer, I only drank spirits but one night i was slightly tipsy :wink: and was running out of money so i decided to teach myself to drink beer & now it's like a 6th food group :oops:
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thats wat gets everyone started, its the cheapest :lol:
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True, but I still drink "higher end" beers. Lagers and stouts. Heavier beers. You can't drink alot 'cause you get so full, but it's still really good.
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...


O-Kay...time for me to leave you perverts alone, i'm starting to get visions of the good reverend doing some horrible things on the other side of the world :mrgreen: must...get...beer...to...stop...the...visions :sick:
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Kernal_Kronic wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...


O-Kay...time for me to leave you perverts alone, i'm starting to get visions of the good reverend doing some horrible things on the other side of the world :mrgreen: must...get...beer...to...stop...the...visions :sick:


Lightweight. :P

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A dickslap is a drinnk right?
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No.... It's when you slap someone with your dick.
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qeee1 wrote:
Kernal_Kronic wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:he doesnt just mean coming as in visiting either...


O-Kay...time for me to leave you perverts alone, i'm starting to get visions of the good reverend doing some horrible things on the other side of the world :mrgreen: must...get...beer...to...stop...the...visions :sick:


Lightweight. :P

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So, anyone else notice the continueing decline of thiss thruead ad wel asd mye grmar.
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wow ive been gone for over a month and this thread is still here
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i would never let this thread die
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lol is this where youve gotten most of your 210 posts?
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king of the hill helps
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