Quirk wrote:One of my old roommates loves madlibs. Here's Eleanor Rigby as a madlib:
Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes! Ah, look at all the depleted youth crimes!
Delta Dawn picks up a broken promise in the Tuvan yurt where a circle jerk has been Jews in a Christian Waits at the window, skullfucking the minor deity that she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for?
All the long lost plague rats Where do they all come from ? All the long lost plague rats Where do they all belong ?
Kermit, illegally inhaling the words of a satirical poem that no one will hear No one comes near. Look at him misunderstanding. Inappropriately groping his drooling fools in the night when there's nobody there What does he care?
All the professionally enhanced narcotics Where do they all come from? All the professionally enhanced narcotics Where do they all belong?
Delta Dawn pope raped in the green house and was buried along with her little raisin girl Nobody came Kermit bloody smurfing the dirt from his naughty bits as he walks from the grave No one was chicken hawked
Lol, +1 Quirk!
I say that as if you don't always have incredible posts, though. +1 gajillion?
As a child I spent my summers with my grandparents on Lake Blackshear in south Georgia. It's still common for me to dream about being back there. Recently we took Quirk Jr down to meet my uncle and swim in the lake. Here's a pic of my grandfather by the lake. We caught some pretty big fish back in the day (mid-seventies to early eighties).
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng" -Yellowman
pancakemix wrote:Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Here's an old post that doesn't mention me but it does offer praise for The Thread.
sportsdd2 wrote:Happy Birthday me
Its the one time of the year when I can be conceeded. And thought why not add to the madness of this awsome thread.
On another note: While I was making that last post a family of raccoons feasted on the cat food on the front porch. I heard them and opened the front door to a comical scene. Various sized raccoons scrambling and stumbling off the porch. I have to admit the little ones are pretty cute. I prefer the deer, though. They tend to stay off the porch but they can scare the hell out of me when I'm taking out the trash at night.
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng" -Yellowman
pancakemix wrote:Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
I think I've went fishing no more than maybe 15 times in my life. Maybe only 10. I always felt bad for skewering the worm and having the fish bite down on a hook.
Remember the summer of 2009 when my stepson stayed with us? They both created accounts and he posted in here at least once. She played one game and won.
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng" -Yellowman
pancakemix wrote:Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
America's most widely eaten banana type, the Cavendish, is threatened by a fungus that could wipe out U.S. banana supplies if it spreads to Latin America. Banana expert Dan Koeppel discusses the problem of banana monoculture, and why he says we should demand banana variety.
) --- it's got SHIELDS!
