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saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:ZOMG!!!! New Facetbook pic!

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disclaimer: the only reason I took a pic of myself was because someone wanted to see what my new hair-cut looked like. I fucking hate people that take pictures of themselves regularly.


AOG + (15 years - Haircut) x Minor International Celebrity =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_slozns8LUw&t=1m30s


Even if that guy on the left spoke English, he would still be annoying to listen to.

Did anyone else get that feeling, or am I being a overly critical?
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GreecePwns wrote:A rather old one from when I ran for high school class treasurer.

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Papadopoulos.


LMAO, GP is trolling us. I do not believe your name is Papadopoulos for one second. That's the name a screenwriter uses in a screenplay when he needs to Greek-up some background character, like a pastry shop owner or a bodybuilder.

    Hey-a! I'm Andreas Papadapoulos! Have-a summa my baklava! [insert humorous ethnic colloquialism]
    (movie Greeks always speak with Italian accents)

It's like using Brock Alexander or John Steele for the American character or Pepe Gomez for the Mexican character or Liam Chesterton for the grizzled Canadian lumberjack. *

    * I actually shouldn't joke about that since those are nietzsche and Baron von PWN's real names.
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Actually, saxi, Papadopoulos is about as common in Greece as Smith in America. In fact, the most common name in Greece.

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I see large numbers of men a not circumcised in Greece.
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ZOMG NEW FACETBOOK BASKETBALL PICS!!

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Massive red-eye in the second one
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Army of GOD wrote:Image


photoshopped

notice how the basketball has no shadows or lighting effects
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AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.
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holy shit, prowler still posts?
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Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.
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Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.


So is sex with AOG's mom.
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mpjh wrote:I see large numbers of men a not circumcised in Greece.


Wha........I don't even.......???????
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Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.


He should be okay. As long as there aren't any cracks in the driveway or loose dirt....err. Nevermind.
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TheProwler wrote:AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.


You should know me by now. I'm shit with my left hand when going for lay ups. All of my between the legs shots are from left to right.
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jakewilliams wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Playing basketball in the dark is a good way to sprain your ankle.


So is sex with Serbia's mom.


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Army of GOD wrote:
TheProwler wrote:AOG, that second pic is the "around the back, under the leg, left-handed layup", right? That was as fancy as I ever got. But I could shoot.


You should know me by now. I'm shit with my left hand when going for lay ups. All of my between the legs shots are from left to right.


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For a prize, rearrange any Army of God quote to make it more interesting. You can only use the words he originally wrote (no adding). Feel free to drop words at your leisure, though. The top 3 will win a game on Map Europa against Saxi! Entries close 72 hours from the date of this post so don't submit anything after that. To enter, send your submission - with a link to the original quote - to my PM-box.

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Army of God wrote:You should know between my legs now.


Army of God wrote:I'm shit with my left hand between me legs.
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Army of GOD wrote:You should shit between my legs
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Army of GOD wrote:Granny Smith sucks mah apples, that is so awesome. They are sour as tits and healthy as cunt, BBS mah boi. Mah apples are by far the best, already gave the reasons.


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Army of GOD wrote:You should know me by now. All of my shit between my legs is from left to right.
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Army of GOD wrote:now you know when all of the shit are going between my legs
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Army of GOD wrote:For all you know, I'm going to shit from between my legs
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1963606/

Go see The Amazing Spider-man when it comes out. It's the last movie I was in.

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InsomniaRed wrote:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1963606/

Go see The Amazing Spider-man when it comes out. It's the last movie I was in.

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In case no one believed I was a girl.


:-o insom is a movie star?? =P~
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Can I get your autograph insomnia? Please?
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Would you consider (low budget) porn?
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