[CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [39-22] - FINAL RESULT
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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
Cows are slow moving to get going... but also hard to stop... Pick your poison 
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Bruceswar wrote:Cows are slow moving to get going... but also hard to stop... Pick your poison
haiku?

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josko.ri wrote:Bruceswar wrote:Cows are slow moving to get going... but also hard to stop... Pick your poison
haiku?
Close, but it was a 9-6-4. Bruce failed all of us, obviously.
Interesting battle here, not sure who will win - but I lean toward KORT. Their depth is impressive.
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angola wrote:josko.ri wrote:Bruceswar wrote:Cows are slow moving to get going... but also hard to stop... Pick your poison
haiku?
Close, but it was a 9-6-4. Bruce failed all of us, obviously.
Interesting battle here, not sure who will win - but I lean toward KORT. Their depth is impressive.
Thank you!
And our depth shall remain impressive as long as we have Josko.
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josko.ri wrote:Bruceswar wrote:Cows are slow moving to get going... but also hard to stop... Pick your poison
haiku?
gesundheit.
Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
Rodion wrote:angola wrote:josko.ri wrote:Bruceswar wrote:Cows are slow moving to get going... but also hard to stop... Pick your poison
haiku?
Close, but it was a 9-6-4. Bruce failed all of us, obviously.
Interesting battle here, not sure who will win - but I lean toward KORT. Their depth is impressive.
Thank you!
And our depth shall remain impressive as long as we have Josko.
KORT has a great sense of humor. You have to admire that.
Bruceswar: I have big news coming out soonish
Violet: oh, what big news?
Bruceswar: I am leaving KORT to go to RA

Violet: oh, what big news?
Bruceswar: I am leaving KORT to go to RA

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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
Rodion wrote:And our depth shall remain impressive as long as we have Josko.
Yeah, but Foed has some impressive girth. LMS is like twelve inches around.

Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
Game 9223173 the first blood goes to KORT 
at least something for us, as the other game looks pretty bad for KORT.
at least something for us, as the other game looks pretty bad for KORT.

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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
josko.ri wrote:Game 9223173 the first blood goes to KORT
at least something for us, as the other game looks pretty bad for KORT.
It also proves that your clan is indeed capable of taking turns in a timely manner....for fucks sake, I may qualify for medicare (if it still exists) by the time we are done with this war. It's almost like josko not only takes all your turns for you but, drives to each of your houses to do it from that computer too.
When this is all over I am going to get you all in touch with a broadband service provider, you will have time to sort it out over the summer...you must all be using dial-up still.
That way the next Conqueror's Cup game you play in CC3, you will be ready. See what a nice and charitable fucker I am?
You're all welcome, don't worry about it.
Good Grief.
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L M S wrote:It's almost like josko not only takes all your turns for you but, drives to each of your houses to do it from that computer too.
I thought foed are only hardcore alcohol drinkers, but you also have good sense for humor
p.s. writing from [player]JustB[/player]'s computer right now, she is retired KORT member but I still come to her house when she is on my way

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josko.ri wrote:L M S wrote:It's almost like josko not only takes all your turns for you but, drives to each of your houses to do it from that computer too.
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I thought foed are only hardcore alcohol drinkers, but you also have good sense for humor
p.s. writing from [player]JustB[/player]'s computer right now, she is retired KORT member but I still come to her house when she is on my way
Hope you're on your way to the airport. I've got some doodle 1v1s I'd like you to help me with. Tickets sent!
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Rodion wrote:josko.ri wrote:L M S wrote:It's almost like josko not only takes all your turns for you but, drives to each of your houses to do it from that computer too.
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I thought foed are only hardcore alcohol drinkers, but you also have good sense for humor
p.s. writing from [player]JustB[/player]'s computer right now, she is retired KORT member but I still come to her house when she is on my way
Hope you're on your way to the airport. I've got some doodle 1v1s I'd like you to help me with. Tickets sent!
I just hope that the volcano in Iceland will not erupt again. do you remember what happened last time when it erupted? airplanes in Europe did not fly so I wasnt able to come on everyone's house and we lost vs AoC because of that

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josko.ri wrote:Rodion wrote:josko.ri wrote:L M S wrote:It's almost like josko not only takes all your turns for you but, drives to each of your houses to do it from that computer too.
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I thought foed are only hardcore alcohol drinkers, but you also have good sense for humor
p.s. writing from [player]JustB[/player]'s computer right now, she is retired KORT member but I still come to her house when she is on my way
Hope you're on your way to the airport. I've got some doodle 1v1s I'd like you to help me with. Tickets sent!
I just hope that the volcano in Iceland will not erupt again. do you remember what happened last time when it erupted? airplanes in Europe did not fly so I wasnt able to come on everyone's house and we lost vs AoC because of that
What the heck are you guys doing when you play?
I mean, this is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read, even if it is a malapropism.
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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
I'm sure he rests for 20 minutes or so between house comings Dan, no one is that good.

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Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
danryan wrote:josko.ri wrote:Rodion wrote:josko.ri wrote:L M S wrote:It's almost like josko not only takes all your turns for you but, drives to each of your houses to do it from that computer too.
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I thought foed are only hardcore alcohol drinkers, but you also have good sense for humor
p.s. writing from [player]JustB[/player]'s computer right now, she is retired KORT member but I still come to her house when she is on my way
Hope you're on your way to the airport. I've got some doodle 1v1s I'd like you to help me with. Tickets sent!
I just hope that the volcano in Iceland will not erupt again. do you remember what happened last time when it erupted? airplanes in Europe did not fly so I wasnt able to come on everyone's house and we lost vs AoC because of that
What the heck are you guys doing when you play?
I mean, this is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read, even if it is a malapropism.
It would explain the delays mid turn!
Maybe we should pool together and get them a tractor and trailer to assist quicker movement?
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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [0-0 of 61]
Yee Haw!
I'm making steaks on the grill tonight babay! Who's coming over for drinks? (not josko, I heard about what he does on other peoples houses and I just had mine painted)
I'm making steaks on the grill tonight babay! Who's coming over for drinks? (not josko, I heard about what he does on other peoples houses and I just had mine painted)
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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [2-1 of 61]
Game 9230784 Foed win. Looks like you just won Poland dubs, though.

Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [3-2 of 61]
This thread is hilarious!!!!
Things are starting off very close for both clans. 3 vs 2 right now. I took a look through all of the other games, and they all look to be undecided at the moment. I wonder if the war will be this tight all the way through.
Things are starting off very close for both clans. 3 vs 2 right now. I took a look through all of the other games, and they all look to be undecided at the moment. I wonder if the war will be this tight all the way through.
Bruceswar: I have big news coming out soonish
Violet: oh, what big news?
Bruceswar: I am leaving KORT to go to RA

Violet: oh, what big news?
Bruceswar: I am leaving KORT to go to RA

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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [3-2 of 61]
31-30 Kort Win in a tight war. Good luck both clans.
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Great-Ollie wrote:31-30 Kort Win in a tight war. Good luck both clans.
Thanks Lollie! Appreciate the confidence in FOED! Oh yeah and Good Luck KORT....
How much you want for Daze? (Culs De Sac on Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:33 pm)
She's priceless, Culs. ;-P (MudPuppy on Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:46 pm)

She's priceless, Culs. ;-P (MudPuppy on Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:46 pm)

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Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [3-2 of 61]
VioIet wrote:This thread is hilarious!!!!![]()
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Things are starting off very close for both clans. 3 vs 2 right now. I took a look through all of the other games, and they all look to be undecided at the moment. I wonder if the war will be this tight all the way through.
word to your mother.
“One of God's own prototypes.....never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Re: [CC2] Quarterfinals - KORT vs. FOED [3-2 of 61]
I'm pretty sure you guys are in trouble and have bit off more than you can chew, regurgitate and then chew again. LMS is happy though that's how he likes his blow jobs.