"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

tomtorresson · Post by **tomtorresson** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:56 pm

...Happens to be one of my favorite quotes. Anyone have something better?

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:06 pm

"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"

tomtorresson · Post by **tomtorresson** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:07 pm

unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"

Dude---you made me spit beer on my keyboard

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:09 pm

unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"

You should cite your resources.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:10 pm

The guy who's avatar is a fat man without a shirt on. It's inside a guy's sig.

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:11 pm

It's the stache thing fool!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:13 pm

"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:14 pm

Shadowstar wrote:"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Strong words! =D>

Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:15 pm

unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"

Kamchatka is a pretty shitty place :lol:

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:16 pm

Bill Watterson wrote:The problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present.

From Calvin and Hobbes. Hobbes (the tiger) was actually the one who "said" it, but we all know it was in the author's words.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:20 pm

Bill Waterson also had calvin say that You enjoy things when you get them, not when you have them.

I GOT SERVED · Post by **I GOT SERVED** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:25 pm

I'd have to say that my favorite quote is "If you're gonna go down, go down in flames."

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:03 pm

"Die."

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:08 pm

If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II

-X

sully800 · Post by **sully800** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:57 am

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Ehriggn · Post by **Ehriggn** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:20 am

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me'

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:34 am

Serbia wrote:"Die."

you win

"Macs don't get viruses? I wish I would have known that before I fucked 12 PCs"

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:03 am

Unriggable=wannabe stache.

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:08 am

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:33 am

XenHu wrote:If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II

-X

I never got past the first chapter of The Republic, but how would the lookers-on be able to see the person, in order to be able to think him a wretched idiot?

Aimless · Post by **Aimless** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:56 am

"A kiss on the hand is worth two in the bush."

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:04 am

Stopper wrote:
XenHu wrote:If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II

-X

I never got past the first chapter of The Republic, but how would the lookers-on be able to see the person, in order to be able to think him a wretched idiot?

Maybe he was referring to lookers-on that have special x-ray vision.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:12 am

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic"- Joseph Stalin

"We shall hang the capitalists with the rope that they sell us"- Joseph Stalin

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:06 am

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself."

Mr.GandW1 · Post by **Mr.GandW1** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:27 am

a stitch in time is worth...two in the bush!
sensi - i-ninja