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AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:59 am
jonesthecurl wrote: No, I'm Spartacus.
I liked this one.
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If you have not been following the unrest in the Southwest Asia and North Africa region over the last few months, specifically the goings on in Libya, this video from Back to the Future This is not intended to be a factual statement.
--Andy
Quirk
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by Quirk Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:00 pm
Cult leader Jon Kyl insists that all non-elder members of his church refer to him as "The Incredible Captain Creamy."
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
PLAYER57832
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by PLAYER57832 Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:45 pm
I am thinking 100 % clearly and adroitly despite loads of medication and illness in my system.
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PLAYER57832
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by PLAYER57832 Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:46 pm
I refer to Dr Morris for all my scientific facts and am quite sure he will win the nobel prize some day.
Quirk
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by Quirk Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:11 pm
Former child actor Jon Kyl devotes well over 90 percent of his waking hours to on-line gaming. In between turns he can often be found trolling the Conquer Club forum under the username "shieldgenerator7".
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Quirk
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by Quirk Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:03 pm
Chinese dissident Jon Kyl becomes sexually aroused at the sight or mere mention of animal cruelty.
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"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
blakebowling
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by blakebowling Sun May 01, 2011 10:33 pm
We just killed Osama Bin LadenThis is not intended to be a factual statement
AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne Mon May 02, 2011 3:56 pm
When attempting to come onto a woman, telling her you'll thrill her and 'lick all her sugar' is a sure-fire way to success.
shieldgenerator7
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by shieldgenerator7 Thu May 05, 2011 3:49 pm
I went to bed early and slept in late.
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to defeat all evil. -Ephesians 6 KJV
My Smiley: (
) --- it's got SHIELDS!
everywhere116 wrote: You da man! Well, not really, because we're colorful ponies, but you get the idea.
kabuki.mono
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by kabuki.mono Thu May 05, 2011 3:58 pm
AndyDufresne wrote: When attempting to come onto a woman, telling her you'll thrill her and 'lick all her sugar' is a sure-fire way to success.
I quit drinking!
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne Tue May 10, 2011 11:54 am
When in an interview for a new job, and the interviewer asks "What do you like about this position?" ---the best reply is a prompt response of: "Sitting is terrific. It's easier on my knees."
Quirk
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by Quirk Thu May 12, 2011 5:22 pm
Upon his death mythical creature Jon Kyl (ققنوس) will erupt into a giant fireball engulfing everything in well over a 90 yard radius. From the ashes a new, stronger Jon Kyl will emerge whose sole purpose is to mislead the American people.
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Quirk
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by Quirk Sat May 14, 2011 11:07 pm
Jon Kyl's tears can cure wounds.
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
jonesthecurl
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by jonesthecurl Sat May 14, 2011 11:46 pm
Jon Kyl is several figments of Quirk's imagination.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne Sun May 15, 2011 11:39 am
Quirk's imagination is jonesthecurl's playground.
Quirk
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by Quirk Sun May 15, 2011 3:35 pm
Ku Klux Klan membership has seen a sharp decline since Grand Wizard Jon Kyl's failed attempt to rape the Pope.
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Victor Sullivan
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by Victor Sullivan Wed May 18, 2011 7:34 pm
Jon Kyl has recently become the spokesperson for "Kid-Tested, Mother-Approved" Berry Berry Kix Cereal. It is yet unknown which part he will play.This is not intended to be a factual statement.
Quirk
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by Quirk Fri May 20, 2011 1:41 pm
King Kong-like gangster-pirate-fireman high priest Vatican assassin warlock Jon Kyl suffers night terrors and PTSD from the loss of his baby blanket at age eight. He is quoted as saying "I'd gleefully destroy well over ninety percent of life on earth if it meant I could have my Ba-ba back."
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
jonesthecurl
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by jonesthecurl Sat May 21, 2011 8:45 am
The rapture happens today.
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rdsrds2120
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by rdsrds2120 Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:04 pm
Jonesy is funny sometimes.Jones funny long long time
jonesthecurl
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by jonesthecurl Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:52 am
Sorry, can't hear you. I was taken up in the rapture. there was just me.This is not intended to be a factual statement.
instagram.com/garethjohnjoneswrites
Quirk
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by Quirk Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:03 pm
Well over ninety percent of motivational speaker and life coach Jon Kyl's speeches include the nonstandard word "irregardless".
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Quirk
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by Quirk Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:17 pm
Miami Dolphins' defensive coordinator Jon Kyl rarely finishes the drill and he underestimates the heart of a champion well over ninety percent of the time. He spells team with a silent i.
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Quirk
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by Quirk Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:54 pm
Roller derby queen Jon Kyl and Radiohead's Thom Yorke are identical twins. Not a lot of people know this.
"Zungguzungguguzungguzeng"
-Yellowman
pancakemix wrote: Quirk, you are a bastard. That is all.
Victor Sullivan
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by Victor Sullivan Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:02 pm
Quirk wrote: Roller derby queen Jon Kyl and Radiohead's Thom Yorke are identical twins. Not a lot of people know this.
A lot of people know this.
This is also not intended to be a factual statement.
-Sully
) --- it's got SHIELDS!
