strike wolf wrote:On that day it was...me...I took the banana! *dramatic music*
About time you finally admit it.
But my dear Watson! That is very elementary!! very i do say but you fail to be correct as I TELL YOU THE truth over the past few days i have gathered the facts. Guess what!
It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.
"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."
So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...
Jimbo.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.
"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."
So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...
Jimbo.
Good job WATSON!!!! My golly i can come out of hiding!!!! I knew you would get it!!! Jimbo!!!! brings shivers down my spine!
strike wolf wrote:It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.
"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."
So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...
Jimbo.
Even sober, target's spelling isn't that bad. It was AOG impersonating strike, pretending to be target, while attempting frame me for auto's kidnapping!
THE RETURN OF SHIELDGENERATOR7 Hello! I'm back! And I've got secret information on the case of auto. It seems Jimbo was at AoG's house the night that mu-thaiguy last saw auto. AoG? Do you remember what happened that night? Care to explain? And BTW, the muffin man made banana muffins, which explains the mysterious banana purchase. Any one want some?
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to defeat all evil. -Ephesians 6 KJV
My Smiley: ( ) --- it's got SHIELDS!
everywhere116 wrote:You da man! Well, not really, because we're colorful ponies, but you get the idea.
strike wolf wrote:It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.
"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."
So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...
Jimbo.
Good job WATSON!!!! My golly i can come out of hiding!!!! I knew you would get it!!! Jimbo!!!! brings shivers down my spine!
That is at least what you want us to believe. We all know that jimbo is actually under your guidance and therefore would never have kidnapped either of you without your go ahead...add into that you already knew it wasn't me means you have inside information on this kidnapping...yes in fact I would say that if anyone had motive to make auto disappear it was you. Face it you were tired of living in his shadows, looking up at him while he ignored your existance and when he became an elder without you it only grew worse...not to mention he had always doubted your relationships and him having his own girlfriend was the final straw you acted on impulse and before you came to auto was gone wasn't he? but you couldn't return him not with what he would tell us...TELL US! where did you put autoload target? where?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.