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Nola_Lifer wrote:
natty_dread wrote:Bah, everyone knows there's no girls on the internet.


Nope, no girls. Just trolls and creepers. :lol:



Or dem midnight creepers...

if ya know what I mean. <wiggles eyebrows>
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i love how this thread has stayed unlocked and above the rules for over 600 pages, but when a clan decided to put some of their own pics in their sig, the entire clan received a ban... even those that used images of things like WRENCHES, TONKA TRUCKS, COOKIE MONSTER, THE HAMBURGLER... surely CC admins are smart enough to know that the cookie monster is not a real CC user!!! keep up the epic thread of busting a CC rule, I LOVE IT!!!-the black jesus
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owenshooter wrote:Image


if ya know what I mean. <wiggles eyebrows>
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owenshooter wrote:i love how this thread has stayed unlocked and above the rules for over 600 pages, but when a clan decided to put some of their own pics in their sig, the entire clan received a ban... even those that used images of things like WRENCHES, TONKA TRUCKS, COOKIE MONSTER, THE HAMBURGLER... surely CC admins are smart enough to know that the cookie monster is not a real CC user!!! keep up the epic thread of busting a CC rule, I LOVE IT!!!-the black jesus


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owenshooter wrote:i love how this thread has stayed unlocked and above the rules for over 600 pages, but when a clan decided to put some of their own pics in their sig, the entire clan received a ban... even those that used images of things like WRENCHES, TONKA TRUCKS, COOKIE MONSTER, THE HAMBURGLER... surely CC admins are smart enough to know that the cookie monster is not a real CC user!!! keep up the epic thread of busting a CC rule, I LOVE IT!!!-the black jesus

You weren't banned for got_tonkaed's avatar and you know it, so just shut up and get over it. No one cares.
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natty_dread wrote:Everyone in this thread is ugly as f*ck








JK LOL!!

so where is your picture?
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saxitoxin wrote:
john9blue wrote:ok here's me being grungy as f*ck because i just woke up from a nap and haven't had a haircut in months...

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John9Blue = Skeet Ulrich


ppffffttt... You mean Lars Ulrich.

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I MEAN SKEET ULRICH. (with lighter hair)

note the chin, angle of the nasal bone, way the mouth sets, arch of the eyebrows, jaw line and deep-set eyes; Skeet's face is more gaunt but that probably has more to do with the fact he's older than J9B (I assume)

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saxitoxin wrote:I MEAN SKEET ULRICH. (with lighter hair)

note the chin, angle of the nasal bone, way the mouth sets, arch of the eyebrows, jaw line and deep-set eyes; Skeet's face is more gaunt but that probably has more to do with the fact he's older than J9B (I assume)


an old man is analyzing my face. not creepy at all... 8-[

but yeah i thought he was talking about lars ulrich's son or something at first. lol
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john9blue wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I MEAN SKEET ULRICH. (with lighter hair)

note the chin, angle of the nasal bone, way the mouth sets, arch of the eyebrows, jaw line and deep-set eyes; Skeet's face is more gaunt but that probably has more to do with the fact he's older than J9B (I assume)


an old man is analyzing my face. not creepy at all... 8-[

but yeah i thought he was talking about lars ulrich's son or something at first. lol


OMFG, I just compared you to the greatest actor in the history of screen or stage, then defended my comparison against Timminz and all you can do is bitch?!

Skeet will long be remembered for his legendary performances as Man at Party #4 in Weekend at Bernies, Episodes 417 through 419 of CSI New York or his brief but memorable appearance in Armored. I'm sure Phat Scott has every episode of Jericho on gold-plated DVD sealed in a titanium-reinforced vault. You should be thanking the gods you bear a resemblance to such a legendary thespian as Skeet.

When they look back on the great films of the 20th and 21st century four names will stand out: Marlon Brando, Robert Mitchum, Clark Gable and Skeet Ulrich.
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Saxi, is your real life stage name Skeet Ulrich?
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If I ever get a stage name, I'm going to go with the Skeet Ulrich School Of Naming, and call myself "Jizz Hetfield".
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notyou2 wrote:Saxi, is your real life stage name Skeet Ulrich?


No, my real life name is Bryan R. Trout. My stage name on CC is Saxitoxin or Karl Toxin. To reiterate, I am not Skeet Ulrich. Thank you for your cooperation.
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My name is Cum Hammett.
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I have been known as Wolf von Massifspewm in some movies.
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saxitoxin wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Saxi, is your real life stage name Skeet Ulrich?


No, my real life name is Bryan R. Trout. My stage name on CC is Saxitoxin or Karl Toxin. To reiterate, I am not Skeet Ulrich. Thank you for your cooperation.


You related to Kilgore Trout?
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So it goes.
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Army of GOD wrote:My name is Cum Hammett.


My name is Sperm Whoever-that-fourth-guy-was.
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natty_dread wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:My name is Cum Hammett.


My name is Sperm Whoever-that-fourth-guy-was.


Billy Joel?
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and no, I never have used any steroids or anything like that, I just don't drink soda and I eat semi healthy, sorta, I eat candy alot tho :D

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Now get off your butts and go exercise guys!! its healthy for you!!
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tdans wrote:
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Now get off your butts and go exercise guys!! its healthy for you!!


Nice sword collection. I mean, they're for puny guys like you, but I'm not judging you or anything...



Check mine out:

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BigBallinStalin wrote:
tdans wrote:
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Now get off your butts and go exercise guys!! its healthy for you!!


Nice sword collection. I mean, they're for puny guys like you, but I'm not judging you or anything...



Check mine out:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Imagine fighting with that :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Whotheflamingfuck is Skeet Ulrich?


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Is this the gay thread?
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tdans wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
tdans wrote:
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Now get off your butts and go exercise guys!! its healthy for you!!


Nice sword collection. I mean, they're for puny guys like you, but I'm not judging you or anything...



Check mine out:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Imagine fighting with that :lol: :lol: :lol:


Is that the Blade of Cloud?
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