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I meant that I don't support it at all. Damn men…
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Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
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btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…


I do. I also believe it oppresses me. But you can bet your biscuits I'm not happy about it!


I don't know if I'm still trying to establish my credentials after you called me a misogynist, but I feel the need to say I agree with you. People who say that men and women are now equal are fooling themselves.

Also now that we've bridged mastrubation and feminism, what are people's thoughts on porn?
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Post by hecter »

The internet is for porn! So grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn!

Sorry, I had to bring that up. But ya, porn is fine as long as it's legal. That means (for me) no kids, no animals, no dead people, no poop. It must also be consentual. Other than that, go ahead and fufill your kinky fantasies.
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Post by funkeymunkey »

SURE THING HECTOR!
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max is gr8 wrote:On the encylopedia britannica it says

90% of men have once masturbated in their life
60% of women have once masturbated in their life


This is surely wrong... unless they are considering people that die and never reach the age of 13 :P Otherwise, I would say 99,9999% of men, and 95% of women.

Plus, I have a question: how to consider the situation of my girlfriend masturbating me? It would count as masturbation for me, her, both, or what? Maybe no masturbation, huh? :D
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Post by heavycola »

Marvaddin wrote:
max is gr8 wrote:On the encylopedia britannica it says

90% of men have once masturbated in their life
60% of women have once masturbated in their life


This is surely wrong... unless they are considering people that die and never reach the age of 13 :P Otherwise, I would say 99,9999% of men, and 95% of women.

Plus, I have a question: how to consider the situation of my girlfriend masturbating me? It would count as masturbation for me, her, both, or what? Maybe no masturbation, huh? :D


Marv you should have been a philosopher


Also i think what the statistics show is that only 60% of women will ADMIT to wanking.
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I don't....I'm too lazy to put up the necessary effort. :?
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Thanks unriggable....we were all unsure about how things work down there....thanks for posting a diagram. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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unriggable wrote:Image


Um.

Yay?
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wtf? this is like poor school child's porno!
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WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.
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Jamie wrote:WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.


Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.
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Stopper wrote:
Jamie wrote:WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.


Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.


I masturbate with my elbows all the time NO EXCUSE
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And I like to use my foot sometimes.
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I'm almost tempted to ask for video evidence from you both. But not quite.
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Stopper wrote:I'm almost tempted to ask for video evidence from you both. But not quite.

*puts camera and dick away*

You got it
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Who doesn't?
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*walks in with DVD in hand* Awww… *walks out*
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Post by unriggable »

keiths31 wrote:Who doesn't?


I film me all the time, the only thing better would be some me on me action...
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Post by Jamie »

Stopper wrote:
Jamie wrote:WOW, 15 pecent of the people on this site so far are liars.


Well, maybe they're amputees, at the elbows. Don't be so quick to judge.



lol, touche!
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I'd vote I Do but I don't want to mess up that magic 69 people.
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Post by funkeymunkey »

If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.
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funkeymunkey wrote:If you dont masturbate, then you must be mentaly retarded.


Or religious.
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