Noo Munegimeet

[patrickaa317]

Here's a suggestion -- next April Fool's Day, keep the "Swedish" and move all the buttons around too?

I think next April Fool's day, they should make everyone appear as a Freemium and have the same restrictions as one (no speed games, invites, or ability to join if game count is over 4).. That would be funny.

[targetman377]

hahaha THIS WAS GREAT!!!!! I loved it and all the people you threw tantrums made it all the better!!!!!!!!

[General Roy]

Here's a suggestion -- next April Fool's Day, keep the "Swedish" and move all the buttons around too?

And while you are at it: Kick out all players with Major's rank or above out for a day, so they can't play? Would be hillarious, don't you think?

[pilot16]

what a good joke 1 april is international wauw i love this

[Lucky6]

lol nice! every page is f'd up now haha

[Mr_Adams]

Even the instructions on all the game options are in this crap... Never been on a website that frustrates new users so easily....

You have to understand that this is as much Lack's hobby as it is a place of buisness. Take it for what it is. you can message me, or most other players, if you need help.

[basic_man2010_20]

i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies

[lebatt]

lol,
why is everyone making a big stink over this? So ur a paying customer, whatever just give it up.
Ya it's one day. ONE day out of your year, so do you want ur nickel back? are you that poor? If so then why pay to play this?
I logged in, thought actually someone hacked the css file to the site, as long as i can read it i'm fine lol.

So for those "paying" (myself included), who whine about this, i'd hate to see when ur I.P provider goes down for a hour, gotta run to the fridge, get a bottle, some milk and a soother because life is just over.

And kinda funny, I never heard of this "BOB" addon before coming to this thread, and have no clue still as to what it is and why someone needs anything added on to play this game. I havent, and still don't, it's risk, you go on, put troops , play, then finish ur turn.... not sure what a add-on can really help with there lol.

[ttblanch]

f*ck THAT SHIT. annoying crap

[Cooljon012288]

BORK ATTACK!!

[Mr_Adams]

lol,
why is everyone making a big stink over this? So ur a paying customer, whatever just give it up.
Ya it's one day. ONE day out of your year, so do you want ur nickel back? are you that poor? If so then why pay to play this?

Let me summarize your statement: "It's ok to screw your customers, so long as you don't royally screw your customers." No buisness ethics.

[Halmir]

i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies

Missing him already......

Very lol-worthy, nice job! Shame about the sense of humour failure for some, perhaps the new medal should be a Sour Grapes one for all whiners? :D:D

[Mr_Adams]

i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies

Missing him already......

Very lol-worthy, nice job! Shame about the sense of humour failure for some, perhaps the new medal should be a Sour Grapes one for all whiners?

Move this to suggestions!

[patrickaa317]

And kinda funny, I never heard of this "BOB" addon before coming to this thread, and have no clue still as to what it is and why someone needs anything added on to play this game. I havent, and still don't, it's risk, you go on, put troops , play, then finish ur turn.... not sure what a add-on can really help with there lol.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=527&t=91386 If you tried it, it may help get your winning percentage from 13% to 15%....

Now to all the BOB critics, I realize you don't need BOB to win. I'm just taking a fun poke at lebatt, so no need to quote me and compare your winning percent or rank to mine. It was just a friendly joke.

[ender516]

Ve-a ere-a Bork.
Yuoo veell be-a esseemileted.
Reseestunce-a is footeele-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

[General Brewsie]

Cute for a few words, but more than that is like telling a joke, then repeating the punch line endlessly. Please stop. It is work, not fun, trying to figure out what the words mean.

I agree. I don't know why every site in the world has to lose its senses on April 1st. What used to be a fun day back in the 1980s and 90s has become truly annoying through overuse.

By the way, how the heck does anyone who is not a native English speaker comprehend words like "Jueen"?

I was concerned about that, too. Some of my team mates or not native English speakers and will be completely lost with this silliness. Even native English speakers have varied pronunciations for many words.

Please return this right away to the game we all joined up to play.

[hyposquasher]

lol... I think it's pretty awesome...

[leolou2]

Fix this shit now fun is over .

[Swedish Chef]

*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

[nagerous]

*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

To all the haters - grow a sense of humour!

[muy_thaiguy]

*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

To all the haters - grow a sense of humour!

This ^^^^^^

[rippyfloseph]

Stupid and annoying. I hate to see someone that isn't familiar with the site try to navigate it...

i'm new to this and its impossible for me to navigate this site now

[Gemini_II]

It's almost noon here which is the unofficial cutoff for the jokes, so I practically forgot. Went to login and noticed the weird grammar and tried reading it thinking, "sounds like a deranged Swedish chef... wtf kind of joke is this?" Well... makes sense since the Chef bought out CC! LOL. Good laugh folks, thanks for that. It was much needed. Google was entertaining with their GMail Motion, but alot of other sites were lame this year. To be fair, I think any new members visiting today would probably be turned away, but then they should check their funny bone to see if it's missing or damaged. Hope everyone has a good one!

[kmhebert]

Fix this shit now fun is over .

I agree, also, no offense, it wasn't really funny to begin with.

[dwilhelmi]

• "Cuuk" veell be-a zee heeghest runk (nut "Feeeld Mershel"!)

It would have been awesome if Lack had actually switched the icons for Field Marshal and Cook.