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Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Five Finger Sally?

Palmela Handerson?

Pound the Pud?

Weed out the Retards?

Clean the Gun?

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Choke the Chicken?

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Yeah, every now and then.


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vincent your definetly one of the biggest pervs this site has seen in a long time.. go get a life and stop worrying if people masturbate or not.
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i dont
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Kayla wrote:i dont


For some reason, I believe it.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex


some people are just to young like im twelve. (not that i dont dream :lol: )
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btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.
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hecter wrote:btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.


Hmm, none of the emoticons by themselves are an entirely appropriate response.

So I'll just say "No" and :^o .

Please, what do you think, that I'm joyfully oppressed by the patriarchy?
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No, of course not. I knew that you had to masterbate because that's just the type of woman you are. I also knew that Kayla would say she wouldn't (not sure if I believe her) because that's just who she is. Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…
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I wanked off on your mom.
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That's really REALLY creepy considering the fact that my mom has been dead for a couple of years now.
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yah thats really creepy
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Wow....wrong mom.
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I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex


I dont... then again, im 12
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what, is not masturbating something a girl can be proud of?
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qeee1 wrote:I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.


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ahhh....the antics of quee...
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Everyone masturbates. Those that loudly proclaim that masturbation is evil do it more frequently and with greater enthusiasm than the regular people in the world.

I can prove this on an etch-a-sketch.
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NO! don't post images!

[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]
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static_ice wrote:NO! don't post images!

[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]

There is nothing wrong with homosexuality!
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i cant beleive this thread exists
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Why, do you not masturbate?
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Hell yes.

Why, just last night after I made love to my gf I couldn't go to sleep so jumped online to check out some of Kim Kardashian's "Superstar" DVD clips and jerked the turk over her for a while.

I'm such a stayer.

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Sounds like a night to remember
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Or one to forget.

I don't find times of masturbation to be memorable events; it's all about the moment.

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