king of the hill

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:15 pm

I cut off my own legs with a toothbrush and throw them at you, and you fall down the hill.

Spamelot's hill :mrgreen:

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:20 pm

I challenge you to a footrace and win!

my hill

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:24 pm

I cut off my arm and trip you, and I walk the rest of the way on my hand. Spamelot's hill

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:27 pm

I cut off you hand. And while I'm at it, I also cut off all of your remaining limbs and your head. You can't move, even if you do survive. I throw you off the hill and your corpse lands in a shark tank. The sharks eat you and shit you out.

My hill.

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:29 pm

You get AIDS and drop dead.

My hill.

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:30 pm

My grim reaper brings me back to life, I get you and claim the hill for spamelot, and then my grim reaper trips and kills me by touching me. Buyt hecter comes and keeps the claim

Spamelot's hill

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:30 pm

You get AIDS too.

No one's hill.

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:31 pm

I pay Tom Cruise to pwn Hecter

My hill

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:38 pm

Tom Cruise converts you to Scientology, and you die of a heart attack (random, but it works). I walk up the hill, and build impenetrable defenses. Yes, that's right, nothing gets through.

MY HILL FOREVER!

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:48 pm

I flip the hill upside-down, crushing you and your defenses.

my hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:50 pm

You get crushed by your own hill. I flip it right side up.

My hill.

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:09 pm

I use my Charzard to kill you.

My hill

funkeymunkey · Post by **funkeymunkey** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:09 pm

I hire the Russian mafia to shoot you down and give me the hill. MY hill.

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:10 pm

I use my Venosaur to kill you.

My hill

funkeymunkey · Post by **funkeymunkey** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:11 pm

I use togepi to kill you.

MY hill.

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:16 pm

Pokemon

My hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:18 pm

That's about as lame as it gets.

My hill. This hill will not be owned by someone who likes pokemon.

owned you · Post by **owned you** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:22 pm

i throw poptarts at you until you fall off the hill

wrightfan123 · Post by **wrightfan123** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:25 pm

I eat the poptarts, get exceedingly fat, become a sumo wrestler, and squash you. My hill.

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:33 pm

the wind blows and you roll down the hill

MY HILL

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:34 pm

You like pokemon.

My hill.

wrightfan123 · Post by **wrightfan123** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:36 pm

hecter wrote:You like pokemon.

My hill.

I...can not... resist... the... colorful... Poke'mon!...
anyway, I go on the adkins diet and get fit; then reclaim the hill

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:38 pm

I say boo and scare u away. spamelot's hill

Chad22342 · Post by **Chad22342** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:38 pm

(for the record i don't like pokemon) But i throw a baseball at you and you get knocked out and roll down the hill again

MY HILL

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:39 pm

You like pokemon.

My hill.