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targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.
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A girl invited me to the strip club. I went, didn’t know she was a dancer there. She gave me lap dances for free. Hooked up in the privvy. So chill. MLIB
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lord voldemort wrote:A girl invited me to the strip club. I went, didn’t know she was a dancer there. She gave me lap dances for free. Hooked up in the privvy. So chill. MLIB

Just to pass along some info, dating strippers rarely works out in the long run.
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who said anything about dating :(
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LoVo is a one night stand kinda guy.
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diddle wrote:LoVo is a one night stand kinda guy.

That's what strippers consider long-term.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
diddle wrote:LoVo is a one night stand kinda guy.

That's what strippers consider long-term.

You mean, "exotic dancers." **Leaves behind a bowl of exotic-bananas**


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Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.

i do! two negatives equal a positive!
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:A girl invited me to the strip club. I went, didn’t know she was a dancer there. She gave me lap dances for free. Hooked up in the privvy. So chill. MLIB

Just to pass along some info, dating strippers rarely works out in the long run.

via viagra ;)
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targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.

i do! two negatives equal a positive!


Looking back at your posts, I'm not sure that is accurate in the Longest Thread, Thread-reality. ;)

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AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.

i do! two negatives equal a positive!


Looking back at your posts, I'm not sure that is accurate in the Longest Thread, Thread-reality. ;)

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:-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ ANDY don't tell him that! i was trying to hid it ;)
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i did under my bed!
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lord voldemort wrote:who said anything about dating :(


Yeah but you can't trust them at all. You can't trust who's been inside them before you...
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WHATS GOING ON IN HERE
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Army of GOD wrote:WHATS GOING ON IN HERE

conversation
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Conversion?

Who's converting?
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Army of GOD wrote:Conversion?

Who's converting?

me and you!
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To what!
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Scientological Islam
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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strike wolf wrote:Scientological Islam


That sounds like more fun than shooting craps in a barrel full of angry Wookies!
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Because of this post about finding religion, I thought it was only fitting to have another message from His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca.

A message to all popular resistances and prisings throughout the world, His Divine Holiness stands with you and your Rebel causes.

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**Munches on a revolutionary-banana**


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strike wolf wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:who said anything about dating :(


Yeah but you can't trust them at all. You can't trust who's been inside them before you...

i said nothing about sex with her....
and anyway im a massive fan of no glove no love....
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AndyDufresne wrote:Because of this post about finding religion, I thought it was only fitting to have another message from His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca.

A message to all popular resistances and prisings throughout the world, His Divine Holiness stands with you and your Rebel causes.

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**Munches on a revolutionary-banana**


--Andy

So that's what got the Middle East all riled up!
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