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Stuff That Makes Your Defication Smell Like Something Else

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I recently started drinking Monster Energy Drinks at work. I am hooked on them. I get such a rush from them while doing my job that the day just goes so much faster. I also think I gain an inch or two in physical height. If you are a Monster drinker than you already know that it makes you piss a lot, and your urine will come out a neon yellowish green.

Now I have begun drinking the JAVA MOnsters, which are Coffee Energy drinks made by the same company. My favorite is this:

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However, after drinking a couple of these in the morning, after I take my morning piss break I can't help but think that the smell of my urine reminds me of this:

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Whenever I eat hamburgers here at my schoolio, I swear to God my farts/shits smell like Cheese-its
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I don't know about smelling different, but a while back 7/11 sold a monster slushee... green man... it was green :?
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My shit smells like poopuorri :lol:
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If I drink Guinness my piss is clear, if I drink lager, it's yellow :-k
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Pedronicus wrote:If I drink Guinness my piss is clear, if I drink lager, it's yellow :-k

If I drink piss, my piss is PBR.
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CreepersWiener wrote:If you are a Monster drinker than you already know that it makes you piss a lot, and your urine will come out a neon yellowish green.

Drink water too. Seriously. You're choking your kidneys.
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