I recently started drinking Monster Energy Drinks at work. I am hooked on them. I get such a rush from them while doing my job that the day just goes so much faster. I also think I gain an inch or two in physical height. If you are a Monster drinker than you already know that it makes you piss a lot, and your urine will come out a neon yellowish green.
Now I have begun drinking the JAVA MOnsters, which are Coffee Energy drinks made by the same company. My favorite is this:

However, after drinking a couple of these in the morning, after I take my morning piss break I can't help but think that the smell of my urine reminds me of this:
