The best lager in the world is...
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The best lager in the world is...
What is your favourite tipple? do you go for strength, flavour, price or anything amber that has no sediment?
are you an evil cider drinker, does a pint of wifebeater float your boat?
these are the questions that we need answers for, and more.
do we want the under agers on this site to go out in the world without the benefit of our cumulative knowledge? nor me.
i drink becks. it is german and makes me talk shite, stagger around and crave kebabs (with all the salads and all the sauces).
edit: i have completely missed all the mexican and spanish lagers as well as krony. may the fires of hell consume me!
lager is served cold and gassy. beer is normally a little warmer and still.
cider for the purpose of this poll, is only drunk by backward inbreds in cornwall.
becks is ace
are you an evil cider drinker, does a pint of wifebeater float your boat?
these are the questions that we need answers for, and more.
do we want the under agers on this site to go out in the world without the benefit of our cumulative knowledge? nor me.
i drink becks. it is german and makes me talk shite, stagger around and crave kebabs (with all the salads and all the sauces).
edit: i have completely missed all the mexican and spanish lagers as well as krony. may the fires of hell consume me!
lager is served cold and gassy. beer is normally a little warmer and still.
cider for the purpose of this poll, is only drunk by backward inbreds in cornwall.
becks is ace
Last edited by gethine on Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:18 am, edited 3 times in total.
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Best...worst....lets try them all!
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Last edited by bedub1 on Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
90% of lagers are for people who just want thin, yellow alcoholic water with a big ad campaign. Oktoberfest's and Swartzbiers are the only decent lagers.
Most people don't even know the difference between lagers and ales...or care as long as they are drinking "super ultra light skunk piss" right out of the bottle.
Give me an IPA in a glass any day!

Most people don't even know the difference between lagers and ales...or care as long as they are drinking "super ultra light skunk piss" right out of the bottle.
Give me an IPA in a glass any day!


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Out of the ones you mentioned I liked Carlsberg best. I also like Samuel Adams just fine--I don't know why it gets such a bad rep. When I'm in the proper region I drink Yuengling and enjoy it well enough. When I was in college, I lived in a house with 5 boys, and we bought Miller High Life in gigantic quantities. I didn't enjoy that so much.
I don't really know what lager means, though. Wikipedia says, "The most apparent difference between ales and lagers is that lagers use bottom-fermenting yeast." but that doesn't mean too much to me.
I don't really know what lager means, though. Wikipedia says, "The most apparent difference between ales and lagers is that lagers use bottom-fermenting yeast." but that doesn't mean too much to me.
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bedub1 wrote:as pointed out by neoni, beer that is aged is in a whole 'nother world from mass produced urine.
bitter is only drunk by bearded geography teachers who wear corduroy and bri-nylon combinations. they propably read the telegraph and enjoy rambling. their name is mr fairclough. or something similar.
the lagers i drink are only made from the finest piss. and should be enjoyed as such.
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gethine wrote:bedub1 wrote:as pointed out by neoni, beer that is aged is in a whole 'nother world from mass produced urine.
bitter is only drunk by bearded geography teachers who wear corduroy and bri-nylon combinations. they propably read the telegraph and enjoy rambling. their name is mr fairclough. or something similar.
the lagers i drink are only made from the finest piss. and should be enjoyed as such.
hahaha thats completely true ^^^^
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I used to drink Stella (or as we call it “wife beater” - just 'cause it was the highest strength in the pub - but I've got really sick of the chemical taste to it.
I drink Grolsch in the pub I suppose now, but for a carryout I'd have Peroni Nastro Azzurro (got the taste of it when I was in Rome).
I love the Czech lagers but I’m not a fan of German ones.
My all-time favorite beer is the classy(!) Portuguese beer Super Bock.
Its strong and rough as f*ck on your throat. When I worked in a bar in Portugal we lived on the stuff. (I think they've started selling it in the UK - be warned though, pissed nights will follow!). As a side note they used to advertise this on Portuguese TV with a guy driving a rally car up a mountain, when he gets to the top he gets out the car and cracks open a bottle. Basically advertising drink driving! You'd never get away with that on British TV.
I drink Grolsch in the pub I suppose now, but for a carryout I'd have Peroni Nastro Azzurro (got the taste of it when I was in Rome).
I love the Czech lagers but I’m not a fan of German ones.
My all-time favorite beer is the classy(!) Portuguese beer Super Bock.
Its strong and rough as f*ck on your throat. When I worked in a bar in Portugal we lived on the stuff. (I think they've started selling it in the UK - be warned though, pissed nights will follow!). As a side note they used to advertise this on Portuguese TV with a guy driving a rally car up a mountain, when he gets to the top he gets out the car and cracks open a bottle. Basically advertising drink driving! You'd never get away with that on British TV.

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