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parker4s wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
vodean wrote:blueberries are good. they actually appetize me... Can you ship smurfs to Ethiopia?


Yeah... but the blueness of blueberries is questionable. They're so dark many times they resemble black more than blue. Also when you crush them they become this red/black goo...

However blueberries are tasty. I know a place where lots of blueberries grow. I went picking them last summer. Fun was had. Many pies were made.
What type of fun ;) lol. Sorry vodean i dont believe they ship serfs anymore. Damn smerf lovers. They say we are destroying their ecosystem, i say im filling my belly. :-$ O:)

lol. how about Fedex? or UPS?
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Only in Soviet Russia :-$
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You know you're obsessed with conquer club when... you think you have to report those twins to the police for being multi's
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your role model is Lack or Andy. I LUV U ANDY!
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you have a new sig every week.
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when you are in geography class, and you are sure you are learning about [player]amazzony[/player]: the biggest rainforest in the world
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When you're watching a documentary on the Battle of Stalingrad and the announcer says that"the Russians massed two million troops"and you think "still wouldn't use auto attack "
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When your wife makes fun of you in the morning because you mumbled "drop your stack and kill Pink" in your sleep.
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So I am out at june lake near mammoth last year. Got my fishing pole in the water got a bite. My computer is wireless and am in the middle of a sweep. hand fishing gear to a kid walking by and finish my turn. He got a nice trout I got the win!!
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wacicha wrote:So I am out at june lake near mammoth last year. Got my fishing pole in the water got a bite. My computer is wireless and am in the middle of a sweep. hand fishing gear to a kid walking by and finish my turn. He got a nice trout I got the win!!


and then went hungry?

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...when you go to find this topic, because you had a hankering for bumping it, but adding a thoughtful post to it so as to avoid falling into necro-bumping. But then what is a thoughtful post? Lets investigate this issue obsessively. First,


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AndyDufresne wrote:...when you go to find this topic, because you had a hankering for bumping it, but adding a thoughtful post to it so as to avoid falling into necro-bumping. But then what is a thoughtful post? Lets investigate this issue obsessively. First,


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when you wake up in the middle of the night wondering what brett is wearing
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when a 30 min forum update makes you go to live chat to "waste" your time
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when peoples avatars start appearing in your dreams
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When you start wishing there were more options to pimp out your wall. Like a way to upload a song to play when people view your wall. Or a way to put hydraulics and some 22's on it.
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....when CC is your homepage.
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when you can't wait to go online to see what your "friends" are up to!
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When you're driving back to work from your lunch break and see an SUV with the license plate THTABOY and the first thing you think is "That must be Blitz's car." And only two minutes later does it occur to you, "Oh...that a boy."
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Master Fenrir wrote:When you're driving back to work from your lunch break and see an SUV with the license plate THTABOY and the first thing you think is "That must be Blitz's car." And only two minutes later does it occur to you, "Oh...that a boy."


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When you spend more time on CC than grading papers...
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You have an argument with your spouse and you shout "FOED!!!"
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Or youre being 'intimate' with your partner and you suddenly get all hot and excited and scream " YES YES YES ... Get up off of me you lug!! ....Ive got to go message Panzers that the only way we can win our quads game is if they take me out before blue and fort to Torres in Cairo! Yes, that will do it... YES!!" :twisted: And your partner replies "But its our honeymoon night, cant it wait til the morning?" 8-)
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Or you make your kids call you "Major" and "fort" them over to your sisters house for a bit of peace and quiet.
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Or you seek out every single dice lying around in the drawers of your home, board games etc - throw them all into the blender and hit "MAX" whilst simultaneously flipping the bird and shouting "yeah??!! Lets see how you like it for a change!!" Until a kindly man in a white coat puts his arm around you and quietly leads you away, muttering something about "regressive episodes" & "psychological evaluation reviews" :lol:
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