CC has Cheated Me

[niMic]

I don't think CC is cheating me, but it definitely hates me.

Look at it this way---hate is really just an intense love. So really, CC loves you so much. Maybe too much. plx answrs our txts. we ned u babe.


--Andy

So what you're saying is that I am being domestically abused by CC?

I knew it

[ljex]

I don't think CC is cheating me, but it definitely hates me.

Look at it this way---hate is really just an intense love. So really, CC loves you so much. Maybe too much. plx answrs our txts. we ned u babe.


--Andy

Maybe consider that CC's love has grown to such an intense level for you and you push it away that it has become your stalker.

[CHEWKY]

100% AGREE! CC CHEATS!!!!!!!! and so, I am NOT interested in the continued play of games where Conquer Club has clearly favored my opponent(s) with positioning, order of play and the distribution of pathetic useless trick dice! Those games will be placed on LOW priority and turns may be missed. This is by no means quitting, but it sends a message to CC so complain to them! I would rather lose to close competitive skill driven games than to the continual "garbage time" spreads that are way too common on this board.

[Woodruff]

100% AGREE! CC CHEATS!!!!!!!! and so, I am NOT interested in the continued play of games where Conquer Club has clearly favored my opponent(s) with positioning, order of play and the distribution of pathetic useless trick dice!

Then please leave. You must be incredibly stupid to remain on a site that so clearly cheats you.

[nebsmith]

I'm with Woodruff on this one - please leave. Stop whining and go and play chess. But make sure you have your tinfoil helmet otherwise the Russians might use their mind ray on you.

edit Too late I think they've already used it

[macbone]

I'm the culprit, guys. I stole all the good dice. And I'm not giving them back, either.

[king achilles]

I'm the culprit, guys. I stole all the good dice. And I'm not giving them back, either.

- please return them. A lot of people are losing their games because they have bad dice. You can try to steal them back after Christmas.

[Arama86n]

Dear Lord. CC has cheated me out of hours and hours and hours of real life experiences. The b.s. The un-needed drama. The angst about a virtual, make belief game. I can't believe lackattack (the bastard) and his malicious cronies (a 1950's word... look it up if you need to) burst into my house and forced me to join and continue to join... year after year... the plague that is Conquer Club.

Will it never end?

Yes, the Horror!

---

It was a dark winter night when there suddenly was a dreadful thumping on the door. With anxiety in my voice I called out meekly "w-who is it?" The answer made me fall off my chair;
-"Lord Voldmort"
Cold sweat breaking out I find my voice and squeak
- "I-I-I don't know where Harry is I promise!!"
Silence met my frantic squeal. Followed by the terrible answer
-"Not THAT Lord Voldmort you buffoon. I've been sent by the turtle. He is not pleased with you, not pleased at all..."
I start to tremble, and think, they've found me...
-"Masli is on his way, and he's bringing his star"
-"His star?" I wonder in confusion
-"Yes, his 24 caret, solid gold star. He is going to bludgeon you to death with it..."
Lord Voldmorts terrible voice sends shivers down my spine
Frantically I flee to my computer to re-new my premium. When done I shout out
-"It's been done! I'm yours for another year.... not death by star, I beg of you!"
I am met only by silence. I rush to the window to look out, and there the mods have put their equipment to good use, turning the white snow into a yellow, horrifying message...
'Lackattack is watching you'

[tdans]

Dear Lord. CC has cheated me out of hours and hours and hours of real life experiences. The b.s. The un-needed drama. The angst about a virtual, make belief game. I can't believe lackattack (the bastard) and his malicious cronies (a 1950's word... look it up if you need to) burst into my house and forced me to join and continue to join... year after year... the plague that is Conquer Club.

Will it never end?

Yes, the Horror!

---

It was a dark winter night when there suddenly was a dreadful thumping on the door. With anxiety in my voice I called out meekly "w-who is it?" The answer made me fall off my chair;
-"Lord Voldmort"
Cold sweat breaking out I find my voice and squeak
- "I-I-I don't know where Harry is I promise!!"
Silence met my frantic squeal. Followed by the terrible answer
-"Not THAT Lord Voldmort you buffoon. I've been sent by the turtle. He is not pleased with you, not pleased at all..."
I start to tremble, and think, they've found me...
-"Masli is on his way, and he's bringing his star"
-"His star?" I wonder in confusion
-"Yes, his 24 caret, solid gold star. He is going to bludgeon you to death with it..."
Lord Voldmorts terrible voice sends shivers down my spine
Frantically I flee to my computer to re-new my premium. When done I shout out
-"It's been done! I'm yours for another year.... not death by star, I beg of you!"
I am met only by silence. I rush to the window to look out, and there the mods have put their equipment to good use, turning the white snow into a yellow, horrifying message...
'Lackattack is watching you'

thats hilarious

[Nola_Lifer]

Go play backgammon, even if you roll a 1 your not losing any troops.

[Fruitcake]

What if we all had our own strings of 50,000 numbers. That way at least the dice would be balanced AND random.

too expensive I suppose.....sigh.

I suggested this some time back. Unsurprisingly it was ignored. I have now ceased spending my hard earned to line the pockets of a site owner who has little interest in providing real service while there are thousands of easy mug targets to fleece. One day cc will cease to exist due to the myopic and short term view of those who run it.

[jimboston]

It was moved because C&A is not the place for a "Dice Bitch" thread.

Hey... I would like to get credit for having coined the term "Dice Bitch".

I believe I was the first one to use this term about a year ago.

Can anyone do research and find out what the earliest use of this term was?

(Of course I can't and don't want to take credit for creating the creating the actual "Dice Bitchers"... or should we instead call people who bitch about the dice "Dice Bitches"?)