Pranks?

[jonesthecurl]

Kill her favourite horse and put it's head next to her when she's sleeping.

Hilarity is guaranteed.

If she doesn't own a horse any loved animal will do

or a relative.

[jcalebmoore]

Plant a couple grams of cocaine, and a handgun that had recently been used in the murder of her boyfriend in her room, and then call the police anonymously.

I've read this post three different times and laughed hysterically.

[Timminz]

Plant a couple grams of cocaine, and a handgun that had recently been used in the murder of her boyfriend in her room, and then call the police anonymously.

I've read this post three different times and laughed hysterically.

It's the only way she'll learn her lesson.

[notyou2]

Steal all her underwear and sell them on Craigslist.

[jcalebmoore]

Plant a couple grams of cocaine, and a handgun that had recently been used in the murder of her boyfriend in her room, and then call the police anonymously.

I've read this post three different times and laughed hysterically.

It's the only way she'll learn her lesson.

And bitches gotta learn...

[notyou2]

Fill her shampoo bottle with hair remover.

[ljex]

Steal all her underwear and sell them on Craigslist.

haha that could work

[Lucky Se7en]

Take a shit in a cup & hide it somewhere in her room...the smell will be so bad se'll tear her room apart looking for the shit

[thegreekdog]

Put a spoilable food item (milk, fish, whatever) hidden somewhere in her room. This was another college prank that happened to friends of mine. Worked well.

Yes, I remembered based on the post above. Yes, I would imagine it's more difficult to shit in a cup than to find a spoilable food item.

[notyou2]

Grow a pot plant. Put it in her room. Call the cops.

Voila, instant funny.

[HapSmo19]

try this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppxu70Wojo

[Aradhus]

Knock her out with a big stick, and proceed to anally rape her multiple times. Funniest prank ever. She'll be smarting for hours.

[PROFITS]

Being on a campus, I wouldn't advise anything that may cause injury, damage, or trespasng. You can consider telling her she needs some new security clearance on the campus (it is required by EVERYONE immediately). U can even make up a fake badge of some sort and have a few friends playing the part with u. Tell her she must go to security asap or she could be expelled (they warned u guys by mail), of course she didn't get it. Tell her security is on high alert, so she needs to be very persistant. Girls are usualy pretty easy. We once convinced a girl she needed an elevator pass in a one story building she actualy went and asked for it

[IcePack]

1. Red food colouring in the shower head (stains skin)
2. Go into her cubboards and remove all the labels (is it a can of dog food, or beans? she'll never know )
3. If she downloads musics, there are websites that look email very official looking fake record label lawsuit type things - scared the crap outta me back in napster / Kazaa heyday.
4. Have a friend she doesn't know call her cell telling her a class is cancelled (she's the secretary or something) - on a day with a big important assignment / test is due.

If you need more feel free to let me know.
Cheers & happy hunting,

IcePack