Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened!]
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
you can't spare the $24?
you really need to con some poor Noob?
hey noobs, contact me for some real training.
you really need to con some poor Noob?
hey noobs, contact me for some real training.
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
i fell for this, right up until he asked me to sit up a bit taller on my webcam and remove my shirt...-0

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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
owenshooter wrote:i fell for this, right up until he asked me to sit up a bit taller on my webcam and remove my shirt...-0
It's ok owen, they have talk-groups for that.
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Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
Beware of private lesson imitators! I am the only former #1 player offering a lifetime supply of private lessons. This is a limited time offer so act now!
It is also worth noting that I reached #1 back when noob farming wasn't nearly as prevalent. Almost all my games were against Conquer Club's most elite players and I consistently won a high percentage of these games. Find out how you can achieve similar success with one easy payment of $25!
Offer is good while supplies last. Current supply: 1
It is also worth noting that I reached #1 back when noob farming wasn't nearly as prevalent. Almost all my games were against Conquer Club's most elite players and I consistently won a high percentage of these games. Find out how you can achieve similar success with one easy payment of $25!
Offer is good while supplies last. Current supply: 1
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
You are that damn good maniac. Btw, I will probably be starting up my rt's again if you're interested. I never see you online anymore. If i wasn't so broke i'd buy you a membership so you could teach me how to play. : )
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
Yeah, let me know when you've got a RT and I'll join.
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
hmm, perhaps I could offer the same ?maniacmath17 wrote:Beware of private lesson imitators! I am the only former #1 player offering a lifetime supply of private lessons. This is a limited time offer so act now!
It is also worth noting that I reached #1 back when noob farming wasn't nearly as prevalent. Almost all my games were against Conquer Club's most elite players and I consistently won a high percentage of these games. Find out how you can achieve similar success with one easy payment of $25!
Offer is good while supplies last. Current supply: 1

Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
JOHNNYROCKET24 wrote:hmm, perhaps I could offer the same ?
If youre going to ask for it that bad, you honestly should just start your own thread...titled, Bullseye
I'm Spanking Monkey now....err...I mean I'm a Spanking Monkey now...that shoots milk
Too much. I know.
Too much. I know.
Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
No don't listen to him you stupid Noobs
All these high ranked players only play the same game over and over. its always the same maps, team games against noobs with noobs as their partners, freestyle, etc. whatever. Look at the Burger King guy - he plays on the same stupid map every game with the same stupid settings.
check my games, i play any settings and any kind of map.
I'm the best. noobs come to me. I may not show too much patience because your innate stupidity but you'll learn.
only $100
thank you
ill email my address
All these high ranked players only play the same game over and over. its always the same maps, team games against noobs with noobs as their partners, freestyle, etc. whatever. Look at the Burger King guy - he plays on the same stupid map every game with the same stupid settings.
check my games, i play any settings and any kind of map.
I'm the best. noobs come to me. I may not show too much patience because your innate stupidity but you'll learn.
only $100
thank you
ill email my address
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
most...but not all.gannable wrote:No don't listen to him you stupid Noobs
All these high ranked players only play the same game over and over. its always the same maps, team games against noobs with noobs as their partners, freestyle, etc. whatever. Look at the Burger King guy - he plays on the same stupid map every game with the same stupid settings.
check my games, i play any settings and any kind of map.
I'm the best. noobs come to me. I may not show too much patience because your innate stupidity but you'll learn.
only $100
thank you
ill email my address
- maniacmath17
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
gannable wrote:No don't listen to him you stupid Noobs
All these high ranked players only play the same game over and over. its always the same maps, team games against noobs with noobs as their partners, freestyle, etc. whatever. Look at the Burger King guy - he plays on the same stupid map every game with the same stupid settings.
check my games, i play any settings and any kind of map.
I'm the best. noobs come to me. I may not show too much patience because your innate stupidity but you'll learn.
only $100
thank you
ill email my address
I play on any map (although not a fan of the gimmicky ones). And while I do play mostly escalating, my record in no card and flat rate games is actually better. I just can't play those because sometimes they get stalemated, and I'll go on a week long vacation from time to time.
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened]
You just considering that avenue #24?
Or are you making a serious offer?
Because if you are...........
JRock
Or are you making a serious offer?
Because if you are...........
JRock
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Closed]
Thanks to all those who showed interest. Someone has accepted the offer, so those that wanted lessons please keep this thread in mind until next year!
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Closed]
You sold yourself short MM...
You're worth a solid $ 27.32
You should report back on the results of your apprentices...
and you can do it without disclosing their names if they are shy...
i'm truly interested to know...
i've helped a few over the years,
but i've found that most don't really listen too terribly well...
You're worth a solid $ 27.32
You should report back on the results of your apprentices...
and you can do it without disclosing their names if they are shy...
i'm truly interested to know...
i've helped a few over the years,
but i've found that most don't really listen too terribly well...

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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Closed]
It's that time again... unlimited private lessons from me, maniacmath17, a former #1 ranked player on this site. All you have to do is buy me a premium membership for the low cost of $25. I hate to be this cheap but forking over $200k for med school doesn't leave me with much extra cash at the moment.
Any game setting you prefer, I've excelled at and have numerous winning strategies for. Also, if you are looking to significantly improve your rank, I can teach you the strategies and game types that will really boost your rating quickly. This is a once in a year opportunity, so don't miss out!
Feel free to post here or PM me with any questions you might have about the offer. I can also refer you to previous participants of this offer who have become much better players through my help.
Any game setting you prefer, I've excelled at and have numerous winning strategies for. Also, if you are looking to significantly improve your rank, I can teach you the strategies and game types that will really boost your rating quickly. This is a once in a year opportunity, so don't miss out!
Feel free to post here or PM me with any questions you might have about the offer. I can also refer you to previous participants of this offer who have become much better players through my help.
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened!
Out of curiosity, who has taken you up on your previous offers?

Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened!
mmmmmm 3 wins - 7 losses in fog games. The wins were 1v1. 
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened!
jefjef wrote:mmmmmm 3 wins - 7 losses in fog games. The wins were 1v1.
Maybe MM can help you with counting skills as well.
Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened!
the.killing.44 wrote:jefjef wrote:mmmmmm 3 wins - 7 losses in fog games. The wins were 1v1.
Maybe MM can help you with counting skills as well.
Oops.
Now ignore that I exist. Respect the mutual foe.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
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Re: Private lessons from a former #1 player on CC [Reopened!
pimphawks70 wrote:Out of curiosity, who has taken you up on your previous offers?
They have asked for me not to reveal that information on the forums. PM me if you are interested in finding out about my previous clients.
As for my record in fog of war games, unfortunately I have a small sample size. However, of the 4 multiplayer games, winning 1 is pretty good considering all of them were 8 player games except for one. If you can win 25% of your 8 player games, you can maintain a pretty high rating.
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
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Re:
maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player
is this in regards to cc or something else private?
wicked wrote:nice hustle.
hmmmm, makes me wonder.

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Re: Re:
Blitzaholic wrote:maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player
is this in regards to cc or something else private?wicked wrote:nice hustle.
hmmmm, makes me wonder.
Haha.
Just to be clear, these are lessons to improve your Conquer Club game. Although if no one accepts, I might have to resort to giving out other types of lessons...
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
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Re: Re:
maniacmath17 wrote:Blitzaholic wrote:maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player
is this in regards to cc or something else private?wicked wrote:nice hustle.
hmmmm, makes me wonder.
Haha.
Just to be clear, these are lessons to improve your Conquer Club game. Although if no one accepts, I might have to resort to giving out other types of lessons...
lessons what have to do with cc? or totally complete something else??
find it lil bit strange to make ur premium this way
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Re: Re:
pascalleke wrote:maniacmath17 wrote:Blitzaholic wrote:maniacmath17 wrote:
Private lessons from a former #1 player
is this in regards to cc or something else private?wicked wrote:nice hustle.
hmmmm, makes me wonder.
Haha.
Just to be clear, these are lessons to improve your Conquer Club game. Although if no one accepts, I might have to resort to giving out other types of lessons...
lessons what have to do with cc? or totally complete something else??
find it lil bit strange to make ur premium this way
I was a little confused by your phrasing but the lessons are to help you improve your skills on this site. The reference to other lessons was a joke.
[spoiler=Top Secret]Highest place: #1
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
Highest score: 3785[/spoiler]
2006-10-25 21:16:00 - NUKE: wtf it says dminus got 2 troops for holding oceania what is that lol
