Betrayer Mafia [Haggis and freezie win!]

[Jace22]

let's check colton's corpse for anything as he was the supposed cop, vote colton. And I'll be back in about 2 hours

[Haggis_McMutton]

I'll probably be sleeping by then.

vote colton

[Haggis_McMutton]

Also search colson for any items or anything suspicious at all

[Jace22]

also, forgot to mention dun-dun-dunnn-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun for finding items

[Victor Sullivan]

(Sorry, I am so negligent...)

Vote Count

Haggis (1)- ???
colton (2)- Jace, Haggis

Scene

You find your way to colton and you once again find his blood has reverted back to the standard red color. You search his pockets and such but find nothing. You search around for anything suspicious, and you find a burnt piece of paper. All you can make out is "Info". Upon further investigation of his corpse, you find a policeman's badge shoved down his throat, though it was definitely post-mortem, or so you infer.

Vote Count

Haggis (1)- ???

[Haggis_McMutton]

Umm, who's left? just duday?

vote duday, maim him a bit and search his body etc

[Haggis_McMutton]

Also, what do lala's notes say?

[Jace22]

yeah sure why not, vote duday

[Victor Sullivan]

Ups, sorry again, guys...

Vote Count

Haggis (1)- ???
duday (1)- Haggis

Scene

You want to investigate (and probably maim) duday's corpse, but you think you'd like to read the notes you got from lalaland first. It says: "I'm growing increasingly suspicious of Haggis_McMutton... I wonder if I can't get the rest of the mob to help me out?"

Vote Count

Haggis (1)- ???
duday (2)- Haggis, Jace

Scene

You find duday and his severed head back at the guillotine, red blood still running. You find nothing on him, save for a few pills that he presumably took in the public bathroom Night 0, leaving him unconscious for nearly two days, until you found him Day 2. You decide to lob off his limbs and stab him a few times in the chest, just to be fair with the rest of the beat-up and re-bloodied corpses. Jace throws one of his legs into the crowd to lighten the mood, but it unfortunately scares everyone away, except for Haggis, who tears up from laughing so hard.

Vote Count

Haggis (1)- ???

[Haggis_McMutton]

Bold as he is, Haggis decides to ask the storm cloud a question, "Can you tell us anything about the mystery voter?" The storm cloud decides to have mercy on you and tells you this: "Look for any inconsistencies between the corpses, and you might just have your answer."

Grr... Wth does that mean?

Search the other bodies as well(we only searched the last 2, right?. don't make us vote for all of them again maybe maim the ones that are in better shape, just to be fair, y'know?

Also FOS storm cloud for speaking in riddles ... Damn gods, they're all the same.

[Haggis_McMutton]

also, the legs thing was hilarious, you've got to admit...

[Haggis_McMutton]

Holy shit, I just had a great idea.

The *cough*almighty cloud told us that

Also, the day won't end until you or Jace is dead

So, what happens if we vote no lynch ...

Something has to happen.

[Jace22]

Why did it take me this long to realize this. The numbers don't add up. There are 3 scum, but only 2 shown as I'm assuming freezie was scum. There are 2 of us left, and I know I'm not scum. Sorry Haggis you played a good game, but it ends now. You have to be scum, otherwise the mod can't do basic math(and I'm assuming you're not 2 years old sully). vote haggis

[Haggis_McMutton]

You don't wanna see what happens if we vote no lynch?

Where's your sense of adventure?

[Jace22]

I'd rather not die at night.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Except he said the day won't end untill one of us dies, so we shouldn't go to night, that's what I'm saying.

[Jace22]

it could be a bit of a play on words. It could just as well mean we won't go to day 5 without on of us dying, which will end the game.

[Haggis_McMutton]

Fine ...

unvote vote Jace

He's just 1 guy, I can take him.

CHAAAAARGE!!!!!!

I hit Jace with one of duday's limbs

[Jace22]

I cast magic missile at haggis

[Jace22]

EBWOP oh, and it's maximized and enlarged

[Haggis_McMutton]

You know, it'd be real funny if the ??? is suddenly voting for Jace now, wouldn't it? *winks towards the cloud*.

REAAAAL funny. *wink wink nudge nudge*

[Jace22]

too late

[Haggis_McMutton]

too late

What's too late? You don't know who the ??? was voting for when you cast your vote.

Never give up is what i say

[Victor Sullivan]

Scene

Haggis continues to stall the day, pushing Jace to finally vote his partner-in-maim, thinking he has to be the last scum left and thereby free the town of all threats. Haggis refuses to accept his fate saying, "You can't kill me! I'm the betrayer! No one cuts me down in a 1v1!" The rest of the town behind him, Jace closes in on our dear scum Haggis. He falls, shocked he was the one to die, but strangely no wounds are to be found on the clearly dead body. Haggis, shocked himself at Jace's sudden death, looks up to see a glowing orange light. Bewildered, yet having seen such crazy things all day, he asks the orange apparition, "Who... are you?" The orange figure replies, "I am one of your fallen comrades from a day past. My body was merely limiting my power, and I found a way to sacrifice it with little consequence. I needed a wizard's body to wield my power and now I do!" With a menacing laugh, the orange glow enters Jace's body and his body morphs to the familiar figure of freezie. "I have seen your expertise, my fine betrayer friend, so I invite you to join me in my reign of terror as my second-in-command!"

With freezie's power and Haggis' investigative and swift killing abilities, the town, and later all of the land, was ruled by fear and terror for many years...

Vote Count

Haggis_McMutton (1)- Jace22
Jace22 (2)- freezie, Haggis_McMutton

Jace22 (town wizard) is dead! Haggis (betrayer) and freezie (warlock) win!

[Haggis_McMutton]

Scene

Haggis continues to stall the day, pushing Jace to finally vote his partner-in-maim, thinking he has to be the last scum left and thereby free the town of all threats. Haggis refuses to accept his fate saying, "You can't kill me! I'm the betrayer! No one cuts me down in a 1v1!" The rest of the town behind him, Jace closes in on our dear scum Haggis. He falls, shocked he was the one to die, but strangely no wounds are to be found on the clearly dead body. Haggis, shocked himself at Jace's sudden death, looks up to see a glowing orange light. Bewildered, yet having seen such crazy things all day, he asks the orange apparition, "Who... are you?" The orange figure replies, "I am one of your fallen comrades from a day past. My body was merely limiting my power, and I found a way to sacrifice it with little consequence. I needed a wizard's body to wield my power and now I do!" With a menacing laugh, the orange glow enters Jace's body and his body morphs to the familiar figure of freezie. "I have seen your expertise, my fine betrayer friend, so I invite you to join me in my reign of terror as my second-in-command!"

With freezie's power and Haggis' investigative and swift killing abilities, the town, and later all of the land, was ruled by fear and terror for many years...

Vote Count

Haggis_McMutton (1)- Jace22
Jace22 (2)- freezie, Haggis_McMutton

Jace22 (town wizard) is dead! Haggis (betrayer) and freezie (warlock) win!

1. YESSS. The gods are mercifull(sometimes). Seriously, next game i mod I'm giving you a broken role just so you can pwn everybody.(nah, I'm just joking .... OR AM I??? )

2. WTF just happened. Can you post notes or something?