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Army of GOD wrote:derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp


this is probably
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edited.
Last edited by Ace Rimmer on Mon May 16, 2011 10:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
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You are beautiful;
Like a glorious rainbow.
Sydney must die now.
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cornflakes cornflakes corn-
(McGill doesn't get this joke)
flakes cornflakes cornflakes
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Oh, the dice, the dice
They screw me oh too often.
Don't ya just love 'em?
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owenshooter wrote:
The Bison King wrote:
Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?


Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

are you a multi?
why respond from that account?
really not too smart...

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seeing all there is,
somewhere atop a war fog---
pigeon-hawk swooping.


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AndyDufresne
ate lackattack's banana.
Now he is a mod??
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zomfg
roflmao
lmfao
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f*ck
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Why post "f*ck this shit"?
It is not contributing
anything at all.
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Halloween is here,
what spookiness is in store?
Frightful 'random' dice.


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huh, like oh my god!
did you hear what squishy said?
like, so totally!
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one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five
mrswdk is a ho
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Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Props for the lameness.
I don't think you understand
How these haikus work.
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badger badger bad
ger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom mush
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Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Why was five scared of
six? Because seven ate nine!
Ha ha ha ha ha
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InsomniaRed wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Why was five scared of
six? Because seven ate nine!
Ha ha ha ha ha

I don't understand.
So why was five scared of six
if seven ate the nine?
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InsomniaRed
really needs to work on her
joke delivery! :P
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Just when I was feel-
ing down, two tourney wins turned
my frown upside down

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Leehar wrote:Just when I was feel-
ing down, two tourney wins turned
my frown upside down

Thailand Open Dubs; Lunar War

Congratulations
That is amazing, Leehar
Now GO MOD LIVE CHAT

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A time for posting,
A time for playing the game---
Where is all my time?


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All Of Andy's Time
Spent Modding All The Forums
You Could Hire Me?

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dice complainers are
growing ever stupider
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Urgh my dice do suck
they really do suck really bad
moan moan moan moan urgh.
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