Did Jesus masturbate?

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TheProwler wrote:
cyrenius wrote:Hehehe :lol: , you know how it works, if you jerk your eyes out your orbit you think that everybody does it , or you hope everybody does it so you don't seem to be a freak. In psichology it's called projection. And of course you will search for other freaks who think like you so you can feel normal.
So my advice, you are 28, find yourself a girlfriend(or how many you need) and stop jerking of ;)


Yeah man!!

Only freaks masturbate!!!


Normal people don't.



And thank you for advising me that I'm 28. That gave me a rise.


No you are not a freak if you masturbate, you are a freak if you presume thet everybody else does it all the time with no exeption. And 28 is the age of the person that started this topic ;) I didn't meant that you have 28 mm

So guys, I leave you with your manual fixation. Take care, and watch out cause you might go blind :lol:
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cyrenius wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
cyrenius wrote:
natty_dread wrote:
cyrenius wrote:I can only laugh at how retarded is this poll, never crossed my mind to vote :lol:


In other words, you're ashamed of your own wanking. Don't worry, it gets easier with age.


I'm not ashamend, it was good when it was, but then I grew up


were you castrated?


:lol: What? So where you live is a custom to castrate people when they grow up?


Only if they disagree with or look down upon the liberal use of masturbation.

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There are two kinds of people

a) those who masturbate
b) liars
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natty_dread wrote:There are two kinds of people

a) those who masturbate
b) liars

Amen!
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cyrenius wrote:No you are not a freak if you masturbate, you are a freak if you presume thet everybody else does it all the time with no exeption. And 28 is the age of the person that started this topic ;) I didn't meant that you have 28 mm

So guys, I leave you with your manual fixation. Take care, and watch out cause you might go blind :lol:


I bet this is cutting edge humour in some countries.
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cyrenius wrote:
TheProwler wrote:
cyrenius wrote:Hehehe :lol: , you know how it works, if you jerk your eyes out your orbit you think that everybody does it , or you hope everybody does it so you don't seem to be a freak. In psichology it's called projection. And of course you will search for other freaks who think like you so you can feel normal.
So my advice, you are 28, find yourself a girlfriend(or how many you need) and stop jerking of ;)


Yeah man!!

Only freaks masturbate!!!


Normal people don't.



And thank you for advising me that I'm 28. That gave me a rise.


No you are not a freak if you masturbate, you are a freak if you presume thet everybody else does it all the time with no exeption. And 28 is the age of the person that started this topic ;) I didn't meant that you have 28 mm

So guys, I leave you with your manual fixation. Take care, and watch out cause you might go blind :lol:

I masturbate almost daily, and I am not blind. Granted I have to wear glasses.

And, actually, now that I think about it, my vision started getting worse around the time I turned 12, which is when I hit puberty....OH SHIT! :shock:
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Well I have perfect eyesight.
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Of course he did. Why would he not? As well, when traveling with the diciples, did he not have Mary and a bevy of her friends traveling with them?

When the bible states that Jesus traveled to "X" with his diciples, it's not literal that it was just the 13 of them. In that culture at that time they most likely had quite a following of girlfriends or "groupies" So why would it be assumed that he didn't have sexual relations?
Sex out of marriage wasn't uncommon or even taboo ( If you were male, that is....)

Since Christ knew of his impending sacrifice, do you think he would hold himself chaste? He ate and drank and enjoyed the fellowship of friends and followers. Would it not make sense that he would partake in a little trim now and then? The guy was a rockstar, complete with entourage. Pepole would welcome them into their homes because it was an honour to do so, and you and your household would get the chance to listen to the man. His charisma must have been well............God like. The chicks would be carving each other up just to wash he feet for fucks sake. With all that being thrown at him do you think he always said "No"???

So yeah I think Christ was a sexual being, and getting laid on a regular basis does not keep me from the ocasional rub once and a while so yeah, why would that be so absurd that he wouldnt as well?

Remember your parents still screw. Even if they are 60-70. Most couples are sexually active up until infirmity.


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tkr4lf wrote:I masturbate almost daily, and I am not blind. Granted I have to wear glasses.

And, actually, now that I think about it, my vision started getting worse around the time I turned 12, which is when I hit puberty....OH SHIT! :shock:


The vision in my right eye is much worse than the vision in my left eye.

And, I'm right-handed (fisted).






Hmmmmm.....
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You guys need to stop blasting yourselves in the face........

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Johnny Rockets wrote:You guys need to stop blasting yourselves in the face........

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But that would suck all the joy out of life.
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Thoughts on Matthew 5:17-20, Tzor? What is not valid now? Either way, where does the Old Testament say wasting seed is a big no no? Does Genesis 38:9-10 mean to suggest that it's wrong for anyone at any time to spill their seed on the ground?
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Lionz wrote:Does Genesis 38:9-10 mean to suggest that it's wrong for anyone at any time to spill their seed on the ground?


Does it say anything about dropping a load in a hot chick's face?
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Oh my...I think this is the first time Lionz has disagreed with a contested point in the Bible
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TheProwler wrote:
Lionz wrote:Does Genesis 38:9-10 mean to suggest that it's wrong for anyone at any time to spill their seed on the ground?


Does it say anything about dropping a load in a hot chick's face?

If I remember correctly, it actually encourages that. I cite deuteronomy 40:69.
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