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I read somewhere you soiled your tighty greys.
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2dimes wrote:I read somewhere you soiled your tighty greys.


When i'm old enough to shit myself i believe i'll cash it in. My dad's 80 and he's in better physical shape than i am. Sorry to disappoint the scatologically titillated amongst you but the barunt's drawers don't even have skid marks.


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But, "the ode to..." well what good is the internet then?
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2dimes wrote:But, "the ode to..." well what good is the internet then?


Consider the source. "Ode to B.K. Barunt With Shit In His Old Man Drawers" was a product of V.I.'s tortured imagination. If it weren't for teh internetz i would not have to be subjected to such lurid scatological fantasies conjured up by slobbering perverts long fixated in the anal stage. But hey, that's entertainment.


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Oh good, it's for entertainment purposes. Nothing wrong with that. Off to the colosseum.
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billy07 wrote: but if i wear trainers without socks my feet sweat....so i assumed this was why pedro's women had sweaty feet.


Bill has hit the nail on the head. none of my girlfriends ever wore socks.
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Me missus doesn't have smelly feet, typically even when she thinks she does. She does shower way too often. She rarely wears socks in the summer but also mostly wears open shoes like flip flops and sandals.

She has some pretty massive calluses, she's looking for a new device for removing said calluses. A plane or one of those little graters. I used to give her foot rubs but figure if I'm being neglected she can be too. I was pretty much a master at them and don't even mind.
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2dimes wrote:Me missus doesn't have smelly feet, typically even when she thinks she does. She does shower way too often. She rarely wears socks in the summer but also mostly wears open shoes like flip flops and sandals.

She has some pretty massive calluses, she's looking for a new device for removing said calluses. A plane or one of those little graters. I used to give her foot rubs but figure if I'm being neglected she can be too. I was pretty much a master at them and don't even mind.


does she go straight into the shower when she gets home? it's possible that sweaty feet are not the reason for this, especially seeing as you've been neglecting her lately.

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:shock:
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I keep hoping Billy but so far other than the father of my son no luck.
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Pedronicus wrote:
billy07 wrote: but if i wear trainers without socks my feet sweat....so i assumed this was why pedro's women had sweaty feet.


Bill has hit the nail on the head. none of my girlfriends ever wore socks.


NObody asked if the socks smelled.
Just the feet.
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This is perfect!

First kudos to the spamer for finding a thread relevant to their product.

Next Next nice work by the mod who altered it into a conquer club advertisement. I knew this was a great idea.
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It should link to a tournament or some games that are having a hard time getting filled.
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If your woman has smelly feet, take these tips:

1 ) Tell her that you're open to new experiences, but that her female body sometimes disgusts you.
2 ) If it happens a lot after a club night, suggest trying a club where mostly it's men dancing with men.
3 ) Be direct when if you talk about it- let her know that it's not her problem, but a problem with women having smelly feet in general for you.
4 ) Be honest about the fact that you've already been chatting with anonymous men on the internet about this.
5 ) Reassure her that your own, male, feet, don't offend you.
6 ) Ask her if she's willing to wear the footwear of a male friend who has a more attractive odour.
7 ) Try wearing her clothes when she's not around- walk a mile in her shoes.
8 ) Just come right out and tell her that, as your woman, she should smell more attractive.
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My face usually does not get close enough to smell her feet. Nope, unless I massage her feet.



Otherwise my face is smashed against her holiest of holes.
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