If you were trapped on an island with 3 members of The Club

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Re: If you were trapped on an island with 3 members of The C

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saxitoxin wrote:
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Saxi's brauts are vegi-brauts made from TVP ... not real meat. :P


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I knew it!

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And Bison King, you'd be disappointed with me, it's been a while since I've ripped anyone's head off. I've become old and lazy.


Isn't Ripping off heads like riding a bike? You never really forget how to do it.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:I'd take Saxi, so I could hit him on the head with a stick, and then eat him.
I'd take AOG, so I could hit him on the head with a stick, and then eat him.
I'd take AON, so I could hit him on the head with a stick, and then eat him.


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Any two women and saxitoxin.

Reasons:

1. 3 women is too many to handle forever.
2. I know Ill get to have the other two women.
3. after a long enough time, nothing will really matter about the women.
4. after a long enough time, Ill still get to be the one who gets the other two women.
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Way to copy me AntiAircraft and the other guy who did but I forgot and I'm too lazy to look for that post...
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saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You probably just read THIS thread: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=120904&start=15


JE SUIS ROTFL! :D

No, you can tell when little people write. They have a very aggressive style of composition. (I peg Titanic at about 4'10" and Natty Dread as a 7-footer.) Which is OKAY.!


I'm 5'10" actually...never realised I had an aggressive style of composition, but thx for pointing it out.
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Army of GOD wrote:Way to copy me AntiAircraft and the other guy who did but I forgot and I'm too lazy to look for that post...


One can only copy what he reads...so rest assured, I wont copy you very often. :lol:

as far as the other guy....since you didnt remember who, I have no idea of whom you speak.

My idea was indeed original...if not chronologically so.
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Army of GOD wrote:Way to copy me AntiAircraft and the other guy who did but I forgot and I'm too lazy to look for that post...


I like it: "Anti-Aircraft Fitz"

Think of him as a flak cannon. Fragments and black puffs covering the sky, missing most of the time, but and sometimes downing a few planes.

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Robinette, Tisha , Clapper

saxitoxin wrote:Rule #2 - you would not be permitted to fornicate with the members you've chosen (let's keep this thread clean, gang)


I know I can't fornicat with them but after of while they will find each others company very desirable and I will be there to watch. :D

And also we will have some nice conversations ;)
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And of course, while you guys are busy finding loopholes in order to fornicate, and then dying of STDs, I will survive, and go on to have many a sexy time back in civilization.
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1) TFO: Why? I like to hear my own thoughts repeated over and over again.
2) Anyone from McGill University. Saxi never said this was a deserted island, and I'd like to drink Coronitas whilst watching the anyone invent each and every grain of sand on the island.
3) AndyDufresne. He's dreamy.
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1. THORNHEART; his ability to ricochet bullets off of nearby coconuts will be useful in killing the small island animals we will be eating for dinner.

2. MeDeFe to remind me that I'm actually a vegetarian.

3. InkL0sed; his ability to discern excellent character will be invaluable in deciding who will betray us (my money's on THORN, but the three of us will be dead from a single well placed shot before we can do anything about it) to win a reality show.
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1. Lack for his quadzillion canadian dollars
2. Saxi's multi for laughs
3. Esmerelda to look at
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I keep checking this thread to see if anyone mentions me... but they never do :cry:
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1. The Bison King
2. army of nobunaga
3. Hot 18 year old girl

Now, I can troll army of nobunaga until he rages, and then he'll take it out on The Bison King.

I will copulate with number 3 anyway, despite the rules.
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Three female students of McGill University, to invent everything necessary for survival.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:I'd take Saxi, so I could hit him on the head with a stick, and then eat him.
I'd take AOG, so I could hit him on the head with a stick, and then eat him.
I'd take AON, so I could hit him on the head with a stick, and then eat him.


Note: don't forget the stick...
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1. JimBoston, so that we can continue to forge the longlasting friendship that we are currently embarking on
2. Woodruff, because he seems like a really chilled out guy who would just get on with anyone
3. Phattscotty, because he seems like a pretty smart and clued up individual who I am sure would be able to turn his immense brainpower towards helping us to survive on the island
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Hard one to call this. i like a most of the posters here.

1. Dancing Mustard. A clever bloke who I wouldn't get bored talking to.
2. BK Barant. He's got a dodgy foot and it sounds like we could chop it off for a Sunday BBQ if food got low
3. pimpdave. If we totally ran out of food and feet, he'd make me laugh so much I'd forget about the hunger pangs.
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1. The Bison King
2. army of nobunaga
3. Hot 18 year old girl

Now, I can troll army of nobunaga until he rages, and then he'll take it out on The Bison King.

I will copulate with number 3 anyway, despite the rules.


:D

though speaking of which has any one actually seen AON on here in a while? I haven't seen him in well over a month.
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The Bison King wrote:
1. The Bison King
2. army of nobunaga
3. Hot 18 year old girl

Now, I can troll army of nobunaga until he rages, and then he'll take it out on The Bison King.

I will copulate with number 3 anyway, despite the rules.


:D

though speaking of which has any one actually seen AON on here in a while? I haven't seen him in well over a month.


I think he got pissed off with AAFitz and some other guy and decided to abandon at least the forums
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The Bison King wrote:
And Bison King, you'd be disappointed with me, it's been a while since I've ripped anyone's head off. I've become old and lazy.


Isn't Ripping off heads like riding a bike? You never really forget how to do it.

Yeah...
My dad used that analogy for knowing how to ride in a canoe, laughing at my grandfather because he couldn't do it.
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My father fell in.
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I took my wife and kids in a canoe a couple of days ago. I don't recall them being so unstable. We managed to keep from falling in.
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2dimes wrote:I took my wife and kids in a canoe a couple of days ago. I don't recall them being so unstable.


LMK if you want to book a session for them with me. I'm happy to see if I can help. (BTW - My psychiatric residency was in pediatrics so I have some experience working with kids.)

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^ lmao
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