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I hope the wisdom teeth weren't the big ones on either side of your long old nose...
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Am I the only one who thinks target actually became more coherent now that he has his wisdom teeth out?
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
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targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:Army of GOD wrote:targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8
So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?
Actually if a little bit of beer can make target type coherent words...those stronger pain medications will probably make him be able to speak like a scholar.
I actually have not taken any, sorry to disappoint lad.
He's half way there must be taking half-doses.
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targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:you know after I got my wisdom teeth removed (just the bottom two) I woke up with no doctor's there in the office and decided I would go for a walk all drugged up...I walked without falling or stopping for about 5 minutes before someone found me, apparently I made the guy angry though when he came back into the room and found no one there. I was supposed to have still been out cold or at least too dizzy to figure out how to stand.
That is your assassin training kicking in. I taught you this ability on the 9th level of your training. You most likely do not remember this seeing as how i had to keep druging you, putting you to sleep, and disorienting you in order to train you well.
Actually I do remember it but it's nothing like the 10th level I put you through...*remembers fond memories of you tied up Houdini style being thrown into active volcanoes and black holes.*
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targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:If that's your worst experience you obviously haven't had a prostate exam yet.
Then try to understanding coming too and realizing your pants are down, and the guy you where waiting with in the waiting room has his dick up your arse and he is just as confused as you are.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...except when I've got it on video tape...
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targetman377 wrote:Wow i should get my wisdom teeth taken out more. Look how far you guys have gotten since i have been away good job.
Well it was easy without distraction.
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jonesthecurl wrote:I hope the wisdom teeth weren't the big ones on either side of your long old nose...
Actually those are just his dumbomolars.
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Army of GOD wrote:Am I the only one who thinks target actually became more coherent now that he has his wisdom teeth out?
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
You owe me 20 bucks.
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targetman377 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8
How many do you have?
I still have all four of mine, they came through without any problems. Maybe I'm just very wise.
I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out today. My mouth is still a little numb right now. They gave me some vicadine but i do not think i will need it.
I didnt' get put on Vicadine. I got put on something else. Anyways even when taking the severe pain one it didn't actually hinder me that much.
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targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:Army of GOD wrote:targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8
So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?
Wow, BIG change.
Well, thanks to freetranslation.com (target to human, of course), his posts were somewhat easy to understand.
But...AFTER his wisdom teeth are gone...?
Who knows maybe i might start to type better? or even become a grammar Nazi.
The spelling Hitlers will be so proud.
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strike wolf wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Am I the only one who thinks target actually became more coherent now that he has his wisdom teeth out?
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
You owe me 20 bucks.
Uh, no I don't?
And if strike posts after me, he owes me one million dollars.
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targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8
How many do you have?
I still have all four of mine, they came through without any problems. Maybe I'm just very wise.
Or perhaps target is getting his removed BECAUSE he's too wise and that's just extra wisdom that can go to someone in need of it like me or you?
I much prefer this to the other explanation you gave, however the the tooth of it is that God wanted to do some experiments. So he asked me to give up my wisdom teeth, Seeing how he does employ me i said yes.
I'll say I believe you if you never make that pun again...
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strike wolf wrote:Army of GOD wrote:targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8
So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?
Actually if a little bit of beer can make target type coherent words...those stronger pain medications will probably make him be able to speak like a scholar.
By the way if I'm right AoG owes me 20 bucks
Now fork it over.
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strike wolf wrote:strike wolf wrote:Army of GOD wrote:targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8
So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?
Actually if a little bit of beer can make target type coherent words...those stronger pain medications will probably make him be able to speak like a scholar.
By the way if I'm right AoG owes me 20 bucks
Now fork it over.
Right after you pay me...
Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Am I the only one who thinks target actually became more coherent now that he has his wisdom teeth out?
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
You owe me 20 bucks.
Uh, no I don't?
And if strike posts after me, he owes me one million dollars.
mrswdk is a ho
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$1 mil. is more than worth the price of eating venison for a month...here ya go.
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strike wolf wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:I hope the wisdom teeth weren't the big ones on either side of your long old nose...
Actually those are just his dumbomolars.
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Got a new Blackberry Tour (The phone) the other day. It's quite a step up from my primitive Virgin Mobile phone. I enjoy it.
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Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Am I the only one who thinks target actually became more coherent now that he has his wisdom teeth out?
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
You owe me 20 bucks.
Uh, no I don't?
And if strike posts after me, he owes me one million dollars.
I love how right after this post it says
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And now for something completely different.
[bigimg]http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080218.jpg[/bigimg]
I was able to ID 71 of them before I had to look at the chart.
[bigimg]http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080218.jpg[/bigimg]
I was able to ID 71 of them before I had to look at the chart.
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Army of GOD wrote:Am I the only one who thinks target actually became more coherent now that he has his wisdom teeth out?
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
Or may just maybe, I was always this coherent however I am just really lazy?
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strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:you know after I got my wisdom teeth removed (just the bottom two) I woke up with no doctor's there in the office and decided I would go for a walk all drugged up...I walked without falling or stopping for about 5 minutes before someone found me, apparently I made the guy angry though when he came back into the room and found no one there. I was supposed to have still been out cold or at least too dizzy to figure out how to stand.
That is your assassin training kicking in. I taught you this ability on the 9th level of your training. You most likely do not remember this seeing as how i had to keep druging you, putting you to sleep, and disorienting you in order to train you well.
Actually I do remember it but it's nothing like the 10th level I put you through...*remembers fond memories of you tied up Houdini style being thrown into active volcanoes and black holes.*
That day was not as fun for me as it was for you.
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Well. To be sure, you. In fact, it was then that. Specifically, it was. **Munches on a banana**
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Lucarilover240 wrote:Got a new Blackberry Tour (The phone) the other day. It's quite a step up from my primitive Virgin Mobile phone. I enjoy it.
I should be getting the Droid soon.
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Lucarilover240 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Am I the only one who thinks target actually became more coherent now that he has his wisdom teeth out?
The anesthetics must still be in effect.
You owe me 20 bucks.
Uh, no I don't?
And if strike posts after me, he owes me one million dollars.
I love how right after this post it saysLast edited by Army of GOD on Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I like how I didn't even bother editing my original post...
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Lucarilover240 wrote:And now for something completely different.
[bigimg]http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080218.jpg[/bigimg]
I was able to ID 71 of them before I had to look at the chart.
Cap't Falcon kirby rules.
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