Who can make the best haiku????????

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:31 pm

Lets see how creative you are make A Haiku

To do so if you don't know already

You make 3 sentences

the top sentence with 5 syllables
the middle sentence with 7 syllables
the bottom sentence with 5 syllables

an example would be:

Rapping at the door
Fills up agéd pillowcase
So sick of Smarties

It isn't hard really.

Get Creative and Discus

P.S. want some more info on haiku's check out wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Colaalone · Post by **Colaalone** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:34 pm

It seems God Hates us,
People suffer without end.
F uck the sick bastard.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:35 pm

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:36 pm

I'm so excited
This thread should be amusing
Post away, bitches

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:38 pm

Forgot the sun block.
Now I am lobster-coloured.
God, I hate summer.

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:40 pm

Look at this damned thing
There are only three posters
Posting bad haikus

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:41 pm

i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm

Nose

You pretend that you
didn't pick it at all, but
I saw you do it

vgmmaster · Post by **vgmmaster** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm

Ready for baseball
Prepare for fantasy drafts
Opening day soon

CBlake · Post by **CBlake** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch

lol

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:44 pm

Something is killing me
I think it's hectors face again
go get a mask hector

( best I could do lol)

Colaalone · Post by **Colaalone** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm

"I hate this damn town,"
Mumbled the man bitterly.
"Let's f uck and cuss, dear."

everywhere116 · Post by **everywhere116** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm

CC is the best
It is great for playing Risk
And Mafia too.

vgmmaster · Post by **vgmmaster** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm

Once played basketball
On NBA.com, won
and got my screenname

The history of my screenname, wrapped up in a haiku.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm

Three armies on two
Not the triple ones again
F*ck these goddamn dice

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:51 pm

A bad Place for haikus

dont open this link http://neontiki.com/haiku/haiku_read.jsp

Oh ya

A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:19 pm

I hate haikus. Make your own rules when writing!

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:36 pm

Tears and Pain Flow free,
The fiery Wind will soon Take us,
The Silence is Near.

adam3b58 · Post by **adam3b58** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:42 pm

mellifluously
my inamorata goes
flow this paean too

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:46 pm

Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:51 pm

millej11 wrote:Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

LOL

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:06 pm

bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:16 pm

I hate haikus with a passion.

You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:20 pm

unriggable wrote:I hate haikus with a passion.

You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag

That's not a haiku
It must be five, seven, five
Yours was not, mine is.

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:22 pm

^ I'm impressed