[Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:40 pm

Sandstorm1903 wrote::lol: I'm the new generation, I don't know who Lou Reed is.

Anyways, I didn't say anything was wrong with your signature. I mean.. I like milk.. and juggs..

Knowing The Velvet Underground is a precursor for joining this clan.

Sandstorm1903 · Post by **Sandstorm1903** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:44 pm

Oh well, if it's that hard to get in and you guys don't mind missing a good time, then I guess it's not worth it.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:45 pm

brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:06 pm

owenshooter wrote:brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

It has been

7 1/2 months...

33 weeks...

232 days...

5,579 hours...

334,740 minutes...

20,084,400 seconds...

since the Black Jesus has spoken in the forums

Welcome back owen

Now go say something in my Golden Thread please

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:05 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU

elfish_lad · Post by **elfish_lad** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:24 am

If nagerous wasn't so damn sexy I would certainly submit my application. But as it stands I could never apply to be a member in a clan with a guy in it that is sexier than me. So I will have to abstain. Nonetheless, I'm sure you will have no probs filling out your roster mates.

Cheers.

E.

jbrettlip · Post by **jbrettlip** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:01 am

elfish_lad wrote:If nagerous wasn't so damn sexy I would certainly submit my application. But as it stands I could never apply to be a member in a clan with a guy in it that is sexier than me. So I will have to abstain. Nonetheless, I'm sure you will have no probs filling out your roster mates.

Cheers.

E.

We are all, by definition, sexier than you.

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:34 pm

Conquer Club 19:14

Black Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of Conquer Club belongs to such as these."

owenshooter wrote:brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:15 pm

aw shucks, i'm flattered that you started this thread to coyly see if i would be interested in joining. i'll admit, it's not as if i hadn't noticed the bpb looking my way, pretending to be looking at something next to me, and then quickly turning away when i looked up. and the notes and gifts you've left? the attention has been nice. so i guess what i'm trying to say is, if you want to, i want to.

xoxo, squishy

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:08 am

owenshooter wrote:Conquer Club 19:14

Black Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of Conquer Club belongs to such as these."
owenshooter wrote:brethren... we have currently cut our roster in half and are not only looking for more competitive players, but those that are also active members of the community. we are a clan made up of several small groups of real world friends that enjoy playing CC together to stay in touch. we have always boasted some of the best players on the site (even in our infancy), but were once simply considered a social clan. however, with our entry into the CLA Final that myth has finally been dismissed and it is time for the bandits to step our game up (if that is even possible). if you are interested, let me know. the black jesus has spoken, go in peace my children...-the black jesus

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:22 pm

welcome the latest bandit... squishy...-the black jesus

squishyg wrote:aw shucks, i'm flattered that you started this thread to coyly see if i would be interested in joining. i'll admit, it's not as if i hadn't noticed the bpb looking my way, pretending to be looking at something next to me, and then quickly turning away when i looked up. and the notes and gifts you've left? the attention has been nice. so i guess what i'm trying to say is, if you want to, i want to.

xoxo, squishy

Arama86n · Post by **Arama86n** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:48 pm

The clan should Hire me for PR. I'll have members lining up to join from here to Hawai.

Step 1) fwblb makes a new recruitement thread Stating somthing like; "You see my avatar? Yes, that is me, and I share MSN with all members, and ofc like to cam... wait.. damn I got sidetracked again we're supposed to be talking about your trips skills...*giggle*"

Now a regular gaming site seems full of desperate young lads who have seen far too few females in there life, but CC perhaps more so than many others. Seems to be very many under 18's here, and thus ofc, very many little desperate virgins

Step 2) [insirt $250 in Arama86n's bankaccount for details]

8-)

DavidRis1313 · Post by **DavidRis1313** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:52 pm

How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:53 pm

DavidRis1313 wrote:How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

Close your eyes, open your mouth, and ignore any slender, salt-tasting and somewhat hairy objects.

ronsizzle · Post by **ronsizzle** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:52 am

DavidRis1313 wrote:How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

he couldnt have stated it any better!

ronsizzle · Post by **ronsizzle** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:18 am

how does somewhere join a rockin clan like this?

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:01 am

ronc8649 wrote:how does somewhere join a rockin clan like this?

in... welcome to the fold...-the black jesus

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:03 am

wait... 8,098 views and counting?!! wow!!!-the black jesus

General Mojo · Post by **General Mojo** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:49 am

DavidRis1313 wrote:How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

first post in the BpB recruitment thread? Is this unprecedented, owen?

ronsizzle · Post by **ronsizzle** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:20 pm

General Mojo wrote:
DavidRis1313 wrote:How does sometime join a kick-ass clan like this????

first post in the BpB recruitment thread? Is this unprecedented, owen?

his first post ever made me laugh my ass off! i think he meant to say someone....

ptlowe · Post by **ptlowe** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:43 pm

PT here....figure Ill make a post. Anyways, I would just like to say...in a few short words...that all other clans pale in comparison to the greatness of BPB...of course it is in part due to the fact that I have joined(well maybe).

I would also like to point out that we are looking for more chicks...so robin...its time to make the call and come on over. You know you want to be in a clan with the great ptlowe

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:31 am

Females are welcome as long as they join in on me and squishy's PMS thread.

jbrettlip · Post by **jbrettlip** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:44 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:Females are welcome as long as they join in on me and squishy's PMS thread.

and send me topless pics.

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:56 pm

when the next woman joins BpB, I will officially start a clan thread for sad poetry. with an emphasis on kittens and how an ocean of tears cannot compare to our heartbreak.

grifftron · Post by **grifftron** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:49 am

owenshooter wrote:wait... 8,098 views and counting?!! wow!!!-the black jesus

only because you and ron click on this link 100 times each day everyday...

you want chicks? mermaids got a bunch, maybe its time to make your move

-griff

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