king of the hill

shakewell · Post by **shakewell** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:30 pm

Blueoctober wrote:you die and nothign happens

my hill

you die and go to heck

my hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:39 pm

I buy the hill from you for a sack of golden potatoes.

MY HILL!!!!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:40 pm

I walk up and ask you nicely for the hill.

My hill.

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:47 pm

I try to jump the hill with my car and accidentely (yeah sure, accidentely) land on top of you.

MY HILL!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:55 am

Everybody realises that the last 3 pages were nothing but drug-induced halucinations.

My hill.

Hologram · Post by **Hologram** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:40 am

strike wolf wrote:Everybody realises that the last 3 pages were nothing but drug-induced halucinations.

My hill.

You eat an apple and accidentally swallow the seeds, killing yourself with the cyanide inside. I throw your corpse down the slope.

My hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:27 am

as hologram stands at the top of the hill, i simply amber up to the peak.
being a hologram, he can't do anything about it. using a computer disk and some fancy gizmo on my wrist, i transfer hologram to the disk, and then i break it in half and throw it out over the ocean.
my hill.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:33 pm

I shoot you

My Hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:36 pm

I poison you

my hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:52 pm

I ask you nicely for the hill.

My hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:53 pm

I ask you threateningly for the hill

my hill (or you're dead)

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:54 pm

I hit you in the face with a base ball bat.

My hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:55 pm

I hit you in the back of the head with a bent baseball bat and then I zoom away with my rollerblades...

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:57 pm

I take the abandoned hill

My Hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:57 pm

I smash you with my sig because you don't have one

my hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:00 pm

I smash you with my even bigger sig

My hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:05 pm

well I smash you with a bent bat which beats your "dual wielding" guitars

my hill

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:21 pm

those agent people from House of the Dead and Resident Evil come and kill static_ice with their shotguns and cool anti-zombie weapons.
my hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:49 pm

I was never actually killed with cyanide it was all just an elaborate hoax. Since then you have been standing on my living hill. That's right the hill is alive. It awakens at the precise moments, you fall into its mouth and It chews you up until you're dead.

My living hill

Huguenots · Post by **Huguenots** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:03 pm

my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:31 pm

the hill eats you.

My hill.

Huguenots · Post by **Huguenots** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:33 pm

still my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:35 pm

I explain to you why you cannot logically own the hill but it's too much information for you and your brain explodes.

My hill

Huguenots · Post by **Huguenots** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:37 pm

Homer Simpson

doh

my hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:38 pm

I drug you. Good night,Huguenots

MY HILL