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Which is your preferred bedroom activity?

 
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Re: Sexual variation

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Pedronicus wrote:Rubbing charlie into your privates is also highly recommended.


Really? I have never heard that before. Can you describe the application process in great sickly detail, please?

Serious, you have piqued my curiousity...
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Re: Sexual variation

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clapper011 wrote:
Dariune wrote:
Johnny Rockets wrote:Err......all of the above.


But you buy dinner, buddy. :lol:

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Deal but dont tell anyone, i have a reputation to uphold ;)

Oh and its your fave so .... pick one!

but,.. but... what if we like it all? No favourite because we like to do it all? 8-[


Well you have to pick three :P Im not giving you any more than that.

After that you have to demonstrate .... actually no dont, BK will have a heart attack lol
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Re: Sexual variation

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3? it didnt let me chose 3... hmmm.. well the 3 would have been

1)Varying positions do it for me
2)Oral in all its variations
3)Using fruit, whipped cream and other foodstuffs
then of course there is the whole pain thing.... 8-[ :oops: :twisted:
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Forget BK, i think im going to have a heart attack!!! :oops:

You should be able to pick three now, i changed it to three.
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ohhhh baaabbbeeeee honey darlin luver :twisted:
I need that one option back saved two votes for it 8-)
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Re: Sexual variation

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apey wrote:ohhhh baaabbbeeeee honey darlin luver :twisted:
I need that one option back saved two votes for it 8-)

maybe he could substitute it for "multiple partners", since no one's picked that as of yet.
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oddzy wrote:
apey wrote:ohhhh baaabbbeeeee honey darlin luver :twisted:
I need that one option back saved two votes for it 8-)

maybe he could substitute it for "multiple partners", since no one's picked that as of yet.


Someone has picked it now. lol

Apey :oops: ,why dont you sit right here on my lap and tell me all about what you planned to vote on ;)
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Pedronicus wrote:Rubbing charlie into your privates is also highly recommended.


Why would you want to rub a local anaesthetic on your schlong? :-s
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darvlay wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:Rubbing charlie into your privates is also highly recommended.


Really? I have never heard that before. Can you describe the application process in great sickly detail, please?

Serious, you have piqued my curiousity...


Well I can only speak from personal experience - but rubbing it in around the rim (wet member not dry) makes things (after 5 minutes) go tingly. The real winner in this from what I can make out is the woman. She has a much better chance of smearing the Charlie over a larger area and the coke that's on my rim gets deep inside her.


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Why would you want to rub a local anaesthetic on your schlong? :-s

You can have a very long session.
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Thank God that resolution to have poll votes public hasn't passed yet. I hope it isn't retroactively applied, not that I care, but I like to anonymously share my sexual adventures.

Oh, and looking at the poll results, everyone is just voting for their masturbation fantasies - except me, but you'll never know (unless that poll passes) what I voted for.
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I can't believe the pic of me I posted was taken down. I suppose I am now officially too hot for Conquer Club!
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I thought you took it down yourself tiggy.

This place is amazing, they let me free to spout my potty mouth, but take a photo down of you. wearing a nice pair of walking boots. :shock:
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uh its still there. I see it... :roll:
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you are right c, but it was just showing [photo removed] before
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Pedronicus wrote:you are right c, but it was just showing [photo removed] before

hmm I wonder.. maybe tiggy was messing with private pics? moving around..I know photobucket sometimes does that.. it will show as removed when you move them around.
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Re: Sexual variation

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That pic is up and down like a bride's nightie!

I'm very much a 'do what you will so long as it harms nobody' kind of boy. What consenting adults do is up to them. If Israelis and Palestinians were shagging each other instead of killing, the world would be a happier place. Most sexual goings-on are quite inexpensive too, unless it requires specialist equipment, cleaning afterwards or some hired help.
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Re: Sexual variation

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Tiggy D Amour wrote:That pic is up and down like a bride's nightie!



Oops. Sorry, that was my fault. I was, um, playing with it.


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Re: Sexual variation

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b.k. barunt wrote:
Tiggy D Amour wrote:That pic is up and down like a bride's nightie!



Oops. Sorry, that was my fault. I was, um, playing with it.


Honibaz

:shock: whos brides dress are you lifting now?
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Re: Sexual variation

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Tiggy D Amour wrote:That pic is up and down like a bride's nightie!

I'm very much a 'do what you will so long as it harms nobody' kind of boy.

but your a chick
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Re: Sexual variation

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apey wrote:
Tiggy D Amour wrote:That pic is up and down like a bride's nightie!

I'm very much a 'do what you will so long as it harms nobody' kind of boy.

but your a chick

are you sure? ;)
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Re: Sexual variation

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apey wrote:
Tiggy D Amour wrote:That pic is up and down like a bride's nightie!

I'm very much a 'do what you will so long as it harms nobody' kind of boy.

but your a chick

No, that's just what you (and many others) think.
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ahhh
and you know this how?
kinky serbia...KINKY!
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I think Tiggy may be a friend of lawyer McSweaty.
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Re: Sexual variation

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Im surprised at how many people have voted. And im actually surprised that Positions is coming out tops. I would have thought roleplay and foodstuffs would have done better.

And i apolagise for the offence caused to the four people who seem to have taken this thread to heart.
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Re: Sexual variation

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Only 3 options, sorry but this bearly covers under 50% of my preferences ;)

33% to be more exact ;)
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