king of the hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:36 pm

I have no chest, and if I did, you would only irritate me.

My hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:13 pm

I use my mastery of kung fu and technology to dismantle you.

My hill

Blueoctober · Post by **Blueoctober** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:31 pm

you mix yourself up and end up dismatleing yourself and the other guy

my hill

shakewell · Post by **shakewell** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:11 pm

my hill.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:02 am

Your image hosting service can't hack the bandwidth, and everyone laughs at you.

My hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:20 am

Blueoctober wrote:you mix yourself up and end up dismatleing yourself and the other guy

my hill

I hate it when that happens. My robotic arms reattach themselves just like bender's did in futurama and bend all of you in half before returning to being human.

My hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:41 am

when are those hunters ever gonna kill you?
I- A-CHOO!
strike_wolf gets the flu and he later dies of pneumonia (sp?)
my hill.

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:44 am

Mel Blanc comes in with a giant eraser and erases your avvy, leaving but a few pink crumbs behind.

My hill.

Unit_2 · Post by **Unit_2** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:54 am

i walk up the hill with "The Big Show" (from WWE) and he chokeslams you off the hill.

MY HILL!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:06 am

Hitman079 wrote:when are those hunters ever gonna kill you?
I- A-CHOO!
strike_wolf gets the flu and he later dies of pneumonia (sp?)
my hill.

I already killed them in an earlier post.

I take "the big show" and throw him off the hill, because like all professional wrestlers, he's just a pansy in real life.

My hill.

p.s. I didn't die of the flu I just faked it.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:07 am

strike wolf gets a seizure after staring at the image for hours. he's rushed off to the hospital, where the doctors accidentally overdose him with morphine, and he dies.
my hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:08 am

sorry but you have once again confused me strike wolf with Strike_wolf.

Still my hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:13 am

i edited my post, and YOU are the victim.
it's actually MY HILL.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:19 am

I argue that edits shouldn't count as legally binding in this game and win in a state court. You try to appeal but are denied. I then kill you.

My hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:36 am

i get murdered right there in the courtroom, in front of the judge. he sees this, and two cops inside arrest you. you're sent to prison for life for murder. /respawn
my hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:39 am

I bribe the state court judge to find you insane and you are commited to a mental institution.

MY HILL!!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:42 am

It was all part of my devious plan. I kill all the guards in the prison and release the prisoners. We charge the hill and kill you. Then, using my reaper powers I make it so that you cannot respawn. Finally, the convicts all die of "food poisoning"

My hill.

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:59 am

I am sent to heaven. God lends me his angels, arming them with flaming guitars, and sending them to the hill. They ravege the hill and seal you away in Jesus's tomb, concealing your reaper powers. He then grants me eternal life as long as I swear to protect the hill forever. The army of angels will assist me whenever danger is near.

MY HILL!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:16 am

I return from lunch to find out that you killed my twin brother. I get angry and bring out my own guitar and battle it out on the hill. Before it can be ended. the hill his crushed by the mighty power of our guitars and we are forced to find a new hill.

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:22 am

How many new hills have there been?

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:36 am

strike wolf wrote:I return from lunch to find out that you killed my twin brother. I get angry and bring out my own guitar and battle it out on the hill. Before it can be ended. the hill his crushed by the mighty power of our guitars and we are forced to find a new hill.

Nice to see you didn't read my post....I didn't kill you..just sealed you away...but no matter.

I claim a new hill and declare wolf hunting season open.

MY HILL!!!!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:47 am

Lord Canti wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I return from lunch to find out that you killed my twin brother. I get angry and bring out my own guitar and battle it out on the hill. Before it can be ended. the hill his crushed by the mighty power of our guitars and we are forced to find a new hill.

Nice to see you didn't read my post....I didn't kill you..just sealed you away...but no matter.

I claim a new hill and declare wolf hunting season open.

MY HILL!!!!

I'm talking from my perspective. I come back to find blood on the hill I assume u killed him.

The hunters once again prove to be complete fools and fail. We resume our battle of guitars. This time however God intervenes and seperates us to opposite sides of the universe and claims the hill for himself.

God's hill.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:13 am

however, God is dissatisfied wiht all the unnecessary violence over a silly hill. So, he decides to resurrect me and put me in charge of the hill and defend it well. The entire forces in Heaven have my back.
my hill.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:41 am

I am an athiest.

My hill.

Blueoctober · Post by **Blueoctober** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:48 pm

you die and nothign happens

my hill