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Physics shirt, funny enough?

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so my co-workers b-day is coming up, and i figured id get her a homemade funny shirt like she did for me, so since she is a physics nerd i came up with this. critique?
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Meh, there's gotta be funnier ones out there.
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When I see this, the only thing I can think of is:

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A girl is gonna wear that? Does she have a penis? Otherwise, it doesn't make as much sense for a girl to be wearing it.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:A girl is gonna wear that? Does she have a penis? Otherwise, it doesn't make as much sense for a girl to be wearing it.


???

Wimminz can't appreciate the humor of male masturbation? Probably more than we men - especially since they force us into it the majority of the time.

My physics knowledge is minimal so i have no idea what "the right hand rule" is (also i wank with my left) but if i was a physics nerd woman i'm fairly certain i'd like it and wear it.


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What he said.
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Well, it really depends on her taste, but to me, it does seem more of a male T-shrt. If she is constantly making somewhat "off color" jokes, wearing "borderline" T-shirts, she might like it.

However, I also think you can some up with something funnier, unless this has to do with one of your projects or something like that.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:A girl is gonna wear that? Does she have a penis? Otherwise, it doesn't make as much sense for a girl to be wearing it.


Well, traditionally speaking, the traditional "movement" the right hand rule is the rotation of the hand in the direction of the blue arrows (the other fingers) and not the stroking in the direction of the thumb. So therefore if you take the thumb and ... well, let's not go there.

Remember folks, for both girls and boys, their first plaything is their thumb! (Even in the womb!)
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b.k. barunt wrote:My physics knowledge is minimal so i have no idea what "the right hand rule" is (also i wank with my left) but if i was a physics nerd woman i'm fairly certain i'd like it and wear it.


As a physics nerd myself, I can say that this statement is fairly accurate.
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Metsfanmax wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:My physics knowledge is minimal so i have no idea what "the right hand rule" is (also i wank with my left) but if i was a physics nerd woman i'm fairly certain i'd like it and wear it.


As a physics nerd myself, I can say that this statement is fairly accurate.


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b.k. barunt wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:A girl is gonna wear that? Does she have a penis? Otherwise, it doesn't make as much sense for a girl to be wearing it.


???

Wimminz can't appreciate the humor of male masturbation? Probably more than we men - especially since they force us into it the majority of the time.

My physics knowledge is minimal so i have no idea what "the right hand rule" is (also i wank with my left) but if i was a physics nerd woman i'm fairly certain i'd like it and wear it.


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Sorry, I'm just not seeing how the wimminz in such a field could enjoy/appreciate wearing such a shirt.
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she acts like a man quite often if that helps, the running joke is she is a man and her bf is a woman.
Cuz real women dont like physics right? lol jk
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do not get her this shirt, just saying. I mean, it's obviously pretty damn good (I'm a physics major) but don't even think about getting any woman/girl such a shirt.
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Army of GOD wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:My physics knowledge is minimal so i have no idea what "the right hand rule" is (also i wank with my left) but if i was a physics nerd woman i'm fairly certain i'd like it and wear it.


As a physics nerd myself, I can say that this statement is fairly accurate.


Do I want to know why you know Honibaz is ambidextrous?


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I am not saying there are no women out there who would like that shirt, but I would say that if you don't know the woman well enough to be SURE she would like it , particularly given that this sounds like a work relationship (or you are students together?), I would say just find something else.

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I agree with player, go for something less lewd (for lack of a better word). It's funny but it's something you should probably buy for yourself and not for a co-worker.
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well then i have a new shirt and ill go hunting for something else for her bday lol
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a.sub wrote:she acts like a man quite often if that helps, the running joke is she is a man and her bf is a woman.
Cuz real women dont like physics right? lol jk


awesome! get her this shirt immediately!

fuckin awesome idea!
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PLAYER57832 wrote:I am not saying there are no women out there who would like that shirt, but I would say that if you don't know the woman well enough to be SURE she would like it , particularly given that this sounds like a work relationship (or you are students together?), I would say just find something else.

You can be funny without being crude... and at work, its best to be safe.


I'm guessing you're not a fan of George Carlin, Richard Pryor, or 95% of all comedians?
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player knows there are 2 types of humour: malignant and benign.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:I am not saying there are no women out there who would like that shirt, but I would say that if you don't know the woman well enough to be SURE she would like it , particularly given that this sounds like a work relationship (or you are students together?), I would say just find something else.

You can be funny without being crude... and at work, its best to be safe.


I'm guessing you're not a fan of George Carlin, Richard Pryor, or 95% of all comedians?


You guess wrong. I cannot say I like ALL their humor, but I doubt there is any comedian who never has a few "flops".
This is more about place and person. Work is not a place to "stretch social boundaries", unless you happen to be in the arts (and are willing to take the resulting flack).

Also, there is another factor here. A lot of women working in "non traditional fields", take on a "semi male" persona just to survive. Sometimes it is real, and fits them well. But, often times, it is not. Sooooo.... unless you really and truly know someone (and that is pretty rare when it comes to colleagues, to be honest), its best not to guess or make assumptions.
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PLAYER57832 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:I am not saying there are no women out there who would like that shirt, but I would say that if you don't know the woman well enough to be SURE she would like it , particularly given that this sounds like a work relationship (or you are students together?), I would say just find something else.

You can be funny without being crude... and at work, its best to be safe.


I'm guessing you're not a fan of George Carlin, Richard Pryor, or 95% of all comedians?


You guess wrong. I cannot say I like ALL their humor, but I doubt there is any comedian who never has a few "flops".
This is more about place and person. Work is not a place to "stretch social boundaries", unless you happen to be in the arts (and are willing to take the resulting flack).

Also, there is another factor here. A lot of women working in "non traditional fields", take on a "semi male" persona just to survive. Sometimes it is real, and fits them well. But, often times, it is not. Sooooo.... unless you really and truly know someone (and that is pretty rare when it comes to colleagues, to be honest), its best not to guess or make assumptions.


The "social boundaries" at work were stretched when women insisted on entering the men's workplace.


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khazalid wrote:player knows there are 2 types of humour: malignant and benign.


And as such, some drugs work better depending upon the type, but often they simply have to be removed.
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If she is really into physics, she might find this bumper sticker funny:
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