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God Qualifications
Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?
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Re: God Qualifications
BigBallinStalin wrote:Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?
I think the ability to eat something and make it magically disappear without crapping it out would make you more godly than simply creating a turd.
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Re: God Qualifications
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Re: God Qualifications
I am the god of f*ck.
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Timminz wrote:I am the god of f*ck.
White trash, get down on your knees. It's time for cake and sodomy.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.


Re: God Qualifications
BigBallinStalin wrote:Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?
No. It proves you can clone...
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Re: God Qualifications
*cue 60s Rock music*
I am the god of hellfire!
I am the god of hellfire!
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Re: God Qualifications
Army of GOD wrote:I am the god of the number 24!
colton24 ?
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: God Qualifications
BigBallinStalin wrote:Does creating feces in the toilet qualify me as a God?
No.
But your ability to create threads like this does put you in a share of creation, even if it is only creation of crappy threads.

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...All.Timminz wrote:I am the god of f*ck.
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