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red bull wrote:i have never heard of Norway :wink: :wink: :wink: 8)


Well their main products are oil and cod. Dunno if they do anything else in there ;)
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All I know about the Swedes, and this MIGHT just be my ignorance, is that they seem to be the most depressive people in the world - always killing themselves. And they have uninhibited, rampant sex on a regular basis.

So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.
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Stopper wrote:So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.


Might be worth it, though ;)
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hmm... live a life without sex or die by you own hand...

this reminds me of that episode of futurama...
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Stopper wrote:All I know about the Swedes, and this MIGHT just be my ignorance, is that they seem to be the most depressive people in the world - always killing themselves. And they have uninhibited, rampant sex on a regular basis.

So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.


Funny...and SAUNAS. Lots of saunas. :lol:
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Stopper wrote:All I know about the Swedes, and this MIGHT just be my ignorance, is that they seem to be the most depressive people in the world - always killing themselves. And they have uninhibited, rampant sex on a regular basis.

So! In conclusion, having sex all the time with blue-eyed blondes will make you depressed, and liable to kill yourself.


i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong
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well that sounds legit I mean its been suggested or proven that sunlight makes you happier...

I mean if you could pick between being in a sunny warm park or a pitch black small room which would you choose?
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static_ice wrote:well that sounds legit I mean its been suggested or proven that sunlight makes you happier...

I mean if you could pick between being in a sunny warm park or a pitch black small room which would you choose?


Depends upon the women! :lol:
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Warrior987 wrote:
static_ice wrote:well that sounds legit I mean its been suggested or proven that sunlight makes you happier...

I mean if you could pick between being in a sunny warm park or a pitch black small room which would you choose?


Depends upon the women! :lol:


:lol: ya women's emotions have nothing to do with the surroundings they're pissed in a warm park and they're happy in a dark room...
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But we (with women of course) are happy in dark rooms!
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Warrior987 wrote:But we (with women of course) are happy in dark rooms!


as long as they're happy too :wink:

otherwise they start kicking at us...
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AAFitz wrote:
i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... icide_rate

Sweden's #29, but most of the highest countries are quite Nordic, oh, or Communist.
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btownmeggy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... icide_rate

Sweden's #29, but most of the highest countries are quite Nordic, oh, or Communist.



Most of the top ten is east europe.
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Japan too

oh and China because usually there are 1 child families or one family in each generation in a whole family and because of that all the pressures on the youngest child to support the entire upper generations...
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Back to the women.......... If they are happy we are happy unless they are really unhappy then we want to kick whoevers ass that pissed them off!
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well its hard to kick a butterfly's ass...



they get pissed off by anything...
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Rip the Butterflies wings off then tell me you can't kick its ass!
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static_ice wrote:Japan too

oh and China because usually there are 1 child families or one family in each generation in a whole family and because of that all the pressures on the youngest child to support the entire upper generations...


I was most surprised by Cuba. They don't know how good they've got it, because they're not allowed to leave and see how crappy other places are.
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btownmeggy wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
i could be wrong...but a friend who lived in sweeden and who married a sweedish maiden said because of the long winter without as much sunlight due to its global position, he said it had the highest suicide rate of any country...im assuming per capita, not total here

not the most believable guy, so correct me if im wrong


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_co ... icide_rate

Sweden's #29, but most of the highest countries are quite Nordic, oh, or Communist.


as i said not the most believable guy...sorry for the mistake you happy stable sweeds... :lol:
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its not that they're uncrappy its that they're optimistic...

right?

everywhere is crappy just sometimes you have to look harder...
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static_ice wrote:its not that they're uncrappy its that they're optimistic...

right?

everywhere is crappy just sometimes you have to look harder...


Ha, read this article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/09/scien ... yt&emc=rss

It's talks about how Danes are very satisfied with life because they have very low expectations.
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I see...

I never have high expectations but you never see me so high off of happiness...
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I am a suicide....... :lol:
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if you're suicidal ask Xenhu for some knives he's got a stash...
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