Conquerclub Haikus

[john9blue]

this is a case of
the pot telling the kettle
to learn how to count.

I know how to count!
I had the right number of
syllabillables.

[Imaweasel]

Why do we exist?
To serve a greater purpose?
Or to die pointless.

[natty dread]

I know how to count!
I had the right number of
syllabillables.

what the f*ck is three
not five, not four, not two, three.
insert punchline here.

[john9blue]

W, my friend.
Say it out loud: duh-bul-yew.
It's three syllables.

[natty dread]

how many is ?
does that count as syllable?
i think at least one.

[Rocketry]

So what? It's Monday.
If the boss wants a day off,
then it's a day off!

[natty dread]

whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
you might lose your job

[Falkomagno]

As a CC fan
I'm proud to declare:
This thread is alive

[john9blue]

how many is ?
does that count as syllable?
i think at least one.

Wait... AS SYLLABLE?
Poetry's no reason to
shun articles.

[natty dread]

Wait... AS SYLLABLE?
Poetry's no reason to
shun articles.

shut up! yes it is.
the number of syllables
is all that matters.

[Rocketry]

You ain't got nothin!
And I'll escape with my soul!
And a clear conscience!

[Rocketry]

Life: It's just a game...
you only get one turn, so,
you may as well cheat!

[natty dread]

you can cheat your life
but you can not cheat your death
for long anyway

[AndyDufresne]

Intensity Cubes
are like the tides but without
that consistency.


--Andy

[brian fletcher]

Supercalifra
gilisticexpiali
dociouss. M Poppins.

[Rocketry]

Am I SCARING you?
Oh, the SCARRS? Cover her EYES!
Now give me you SOUL!

Complete my MACHINE
of PERPETUAL MOTION
to PRESERVE my MIND!

Please FULLFILL my LUST
for RANDOM GENERATON
to POWER CC!

Rocket.

[Rocketry]

if you push something
too hard. eventually
it is bound to break

How sad,

Rocket.

[Ace Rimmer]

whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
you might lose your job

whatever you do
don't tell boss to suck your balls
he just might agree

[Ace Rimmer]

Lack did an update
Broke the site for the players
Don't do that again

[Ace Rimmer]

In honor of Rocketry's love of the more concise 3/5/3 form:

six, six, six
versus six, six - what?
I will cry

[john9blue]

one two three four five
one two three four five six sev
en aww goddammit

[natty dread]

lazy haiku man
writes lazy haikus like this
blah blah blah blah blah

[Ace Rimmer]

Conquerclub Haikus
Is the title of the thread
Stop with the blah blah

[Rocketry]

Going back to jail
Saturday thirteenth of March.
Pleasure knowing you.

Rocket.

[Rocketry]

A warning for you:
If you play the lottery,
beware of the prize...

Rocket.