Who Would Win?

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:49 pm

I'm pretty sure you forgot to put yoda on the list...he is the master...ya know...because he has the force and all that...lol

rocksolid · Post by **rocksolid** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:49 pm

Calm down, Grim - Jay's at least arguing in the spirit of the thread.

I still think JX wouldn't win because he'd be turning the other cheek all around the ring, and loving Hulk/Mighty Mouse/Superman or whoever was beating the tar out of him - I think it's implicit in the poll that it's the first coming of Christ, just as it's the original Superman, and not one of the four Supermans after he died, and the Mighty Mouse from the 60s cartoons, not of the New Adventures of Mighty Mouse. As for Matt Damon's left foot, I'm not sure if that's pre-Good Will Hunting or post-Bourne Identity or what.

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:52 pm

and I can't possibly imagine voting for Jason because...lol...that's Highborn's name and well...he isn't all that special...I beat him all the time... :twisted:

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:07 pm

thegrimsleeper wrote:Ahem....

Jesus Christ, Jay, get a sense of humor. You're almost as bad as those Islams who started rioting over that Swedish cartoon of Mohammed in a bathing suit.

Some things just aren't funny :wink:

thegrimsleeper · Post by **thegrimsleeper** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:12 pm

Your avatar is not among them!! That's funny ish, right there.

Banana Stomper · Post by **Banana Stomper** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:15 pm

Umm, Why isn't hulk hogan on that list? If he doesn't kill you, you know he'll send you to your room for starting some sort of mega battle.

PaperPlunger · Post by **PaperPlunger** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:28 pm

why isn't Mr. Rogers on that list? Or the telletubbies?

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:31 pm

Two words: Trifon Ivanov.

Semanticprison · Post by **Semanticprison** » Tue May 30, 2006 5:40 pm

Spotlights center on the stage and strobelights flash. Smoke and fireworks light off on each of the eight entrances around the octagon as the fighters enter the ring. Buddha enters first, sitting in the lotus position and quietly meditating. The Hulk storms into the ring, but sees the peaceful Buddha and is unable to get angry enough to transform. Mighty Mouse sees his opportunity and flies at the Hulk, delivering a mighty (and mousy) kick to the Hulk's eye, piercing right through and becomes momentarily trapped in his skull. Jesus sneaks up behind the Buddha and snaps his neck with a quick "Sorry Dad" skyward. Scuzzlebutt lumbers into the ring, batting down Jesus with his celery stalk, but Superman, being a good christian, grabs Scuttlebutt and swings him around in circles, releasing him at high speed into Jason, who had been preparing to stab Jesus on the ground. Scuttlebutt's neck breaks in the impact, and Jason is momentarily stunned.
Mighty Mouse bursts out of the Hulk's skull, covered in blood and brain matter. As Superman charges him, he hurls the disgusting, fungus covered foot of Matt Damon towards Superman. Superman, reeling from the stench, is unable to fight the onslaught of Mighty Mouse Kicks and is eliminated. Jesus staggers back to his feet and uses his miraculous powers to turn the water in Mighty Mouse's body to wine, instantly killing him. But he fails to notice Jason, who is wielding Matt Damon's foot as a club. A few blows to the head and Jesus is bloody and confused, and Jason slices his throat. Jason eats the bloody, fungus laden foot, and chokes on a toenail.
Clutching his throat, turning blue, Jason staggers out of the arena and collapses in the parking lot, dead for the hundredth time. Somewhere inside Jason's guts, a toe wiggles....

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:50 am

Ah what the hell... BUMP!

morph · Post by **morph** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:10 pm

ok jesus and buddah first both of them are religious figures both are considered divine they would kill each other first... that other guy skuzzlebutt is stuck in hell... mighty mouse and superman... while they are dukeing it out matt damons foot is getting kryptonight toe rings... and when superman thinks he has won da foot just gives superman one hell of a feild goal kick in da balls and da foot wins...

now lil misconception on buddah, those lil buddah statues you see with the fat stomach, that is not buddah, it is a good luck diety, the real buddah was most likely skinny as all hell because before he became buddah he was involved in a diff religion that required him to fast a lot (spell check fast) that means starving yourself a bit... sooo yaa

morph · Post by **morph** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:12 pm

o ya hulk.... hulk to stupid to fight foot cuz hulk dun think foot strong enough not to mention hulk only get stronger if hulk is fighting if the foot does nothing hulk wont attack and lose all strenght, as for jason he would be stupid enough to fight hulk and get killed... so ya... foot wins!!

areyouincahoots · Post by **areyouincahoots** » Wed May 31, 2006 12:49 pm

Dang...Matt Damon's foot has really gained in the poll here recently...lmao...

PaperPlunger · Post by **PaperPlunger** » Wed May 31, 2006 2:54 pm

ow johnny, your fingers!

morph · Post by **morph** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:07 pm

i picked the most rediculous thing.... and then made up a story on how it would win... but i only picked the most rediculous thing within the options of the poll if i was gonna pick the most rediculous thing that has been mentioned, i would have picked chuck norris... hehe my mother met him before he was famous and she said he was a jerk lol

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:10 pm

erm wtf?!

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:41 pm

Wheres Bruce Lee?!?

Out of those, I voted Jesus, as hes got God on his side....

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:33 pm

Budda, rules -- erh -- or thinks about ruling.

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