[Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

[jbrettlip]

It isn't just 5 new members, we have joined forces with another clan. be prepared to be jealous, people.

[whitestazn88]

It isn't just 5 new members, we have joined forces with another clan. be prepared to be jealous, people.

from the looks of it, i'm assuming DRS?

[Skittles!]

Yo.

[owenshooter]

Yo.

i can see Skittles! avatar already...-0

[Dancing Mustard]

Welcome to Jizz-City.
Population: Me.

[Skittles!]

Sounds like a nice city. May I join?

Those skittles better not taste fishy.

[Bruceswar]

Sounds like a nice city. May I join?

Those skittles better not taste fishy.

[owenshooter]

anyone else stepping up to take the blind bandit taste test?-0

[HardAttack]

Yo.

i can see Skittles! avatar already...-0

Where can i buy of those candies from owen ?

[owenshooter]

just added three more to the fold... i can't believe nobody wants to be a bandit!-0

[Kotaro]

Why the desperate need for new members owen? What's happening in the BpB that requires new members?

[Evil Semp]

Yo.

i can see Skittles! avatar already...-0

Where can i buy of those candies from owen ?

Never mind the candies I want to know where to get the dish!

[hellgunner23]

Yo.

i can see Skittles! avatar already...-0

Where can i buy of those candies from owen ?

Never mind the candies I want to know where to get the dish!

I want both. and i would like to join the BPB...I've been getting better at this game and i think That if i joined a clan I could get even better. Could i join?

[nagerous]

All candidates interested in joining are required to write a 2000 word essay as to the reasons why they should be accepted into the clan and this is to be sent to owenshooter, fruitcake and jbrettlip.

[fwblb]

i believe targetman has been nominated within our forums.

[ronsizzle]

All candidates interested in joining are required to write a 2000 word essay as to the reasons why they should be accepted into the clan and this is to be sent to owenshooter, fruitcake and jbrettlip.

damn, i wanted to join too....my a.d.d. kicks in after 76 words, i have no shot.

[happy2seeyou]

All candidates interested in joining are required to write a 2000 word essay as to the reasons why they should be accepted into the clan and this is to be sent to owenshooter, fruitcake and jbrettlip.

damn, i wanted to join too....my a.d.d. kicks in after 76 words, i have no shot.

I doubt not being able to type after 76 words is whats keeping you from joining the BpB


-Milk Juggs

[Prankcall]

What...Ron is a BEaST you better recognize girl.....Pick-up that Talent...

[Sandstorm1903]

Wait, you'll actually consider me if I write a 2000 word essay? I mean I do that every few nights for my AP classes XD!
Anyways, I am pretty damn addicted to CC and can't stop joining games. I'm OK at assassin and that's mainly why my score is going up and my win % is crap. Truly, I just want some friends on here! I mean really, everyone has their little clans and friends while I am the newbie who only ever says "gl all". Not anymore!

So yeah, get to know me, don't judge me off my first few posts or games and it'd be cool. If you're extremely picky, I was caught for multies two weeks back but have upgraded to premium (obviously) and really integrated myself into the community.

Anyways, feel free to try me out and invite me to a game (I suck at doubs, trips and quads mostly because I get the worst teammates, that's anotehr reason why I want good friends/clan so I can actually experience a few non-failure team games!).

-Sandy

P.S. Don't forget! Mr. T says, "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!"

[Mr Changsha]

If you're extremely picky, I was caught for multies two weeks back

'Extremely picky'...I like the sound of this chap. Just a bit of harmless fun creating multiple accounts to get around the 4 game rule (well I'm assuming here).

To be honest with you, as I liked your post (and this may the first honest post written by a BpB in this thread in about, ooh, a year) I'll tell you the complete truth. You haven't got enough experience to join nor do you have a sponsor WITH enough experience to support you. There are only three ways around this:

1. Send me 100 dollars. Simple, and you are in...I've brought many pointless people to the BpB and they've yet to stop me.

2. Give owenshooter your account details so he can charge around the forums like a demented warhorse again. That'll get you in.

3. Inform young nagerous (the resident young buck) that you are a young, easy on the eye and easy to bang young strumpet who just loves a drunken' university student with a strange need to swipe stuff when pissed and again, he'll have you in faster than he imagines he could get it into you!!!

However if you don't have 100 dollars, feel uncomfortable about letting owen on to your account or feel positively sick at the thought of nagerous masturbating all over your avatar then I can but think the BpB is not for you.

[nagerous]

LOL, nice one Changsha!

[lord voldemort]

If you're extremely picky, I was caught for multies two weeks back

'Extremely picky'...I like the sound of this chap. Just a bit of harmless fun creating multiple accounts to get around the 4 game rule (well I'm assuming here).

To be honest with you, as I liked your post (and this may the first honest post written by a BpB in this thread in about, ooh, a year) I'll tell you the complete truth. You haven't got enough experience to join nor do you have a sponsor WITH enough experience to support you. There are only three ways around this:

1. Send me 100 dollars. Simple, and you are in...I've brought many pointless people to the BpB and they've yet to stop me.

2. Give owenshooter your account details so he can charge around the forums like a demented warhorse again. That'll get you in.

3. Inform young nagerous (the resident young buck) that you are a young, easy on the eye and easy to bang young strumpet who just loves a drunken' university student with a strange need to swipe stuff when pissed and again, he'll have you in faster than he imagines he could get it into you!!!

However if you don't have 100 dollars, feel uncomfortable about letting owen on to your account or feel positively sick at the thought of nagerous masturbating all over your avatar then I can but think the BpB is not for you.

i laughed so loud that i woke up the entire house

[Sandstorm1903]

If you're extremely picky, I was caught for multies two weeks back

'Extremely picky'...I like the sound of this chap. Just a bit of harmless fun creating multiple accounts to get around the 4 game rule (well I'm assuming here).

To be honest with you, as I liked your post (and this may the first honest post written by a BpB in this thread in about, ooh, a year) I'll tell you the complete truth. You haven't got enough experience to join nor do you have a sponsor WITH enough experience to support you. There are only three ways around this:

1. Send me 100 dollars. Simple, and you are in...I've brought many pointless people to the BpB and they've yet to stop me.

2. Give owenshooter your account details so he can charge around the forums like a demented warhorse again. That'll get you in.

3. Inform young nagerous (the resident young buck) that you are a young, easy on the eye and easy to bang young strumpet who just loves a drunken' university student with a strange need to swipe stuff when pissed and again, he'll have you in faster than he imagines he could get it into you!!!

However if you don't have 100 dollars, feel uncomfortable about letting owen on to your account or feel positively sick at the thought of nagerous masturbating all over your avatar then I can but think the BpB is not for you.

Well considering I would rather save my money for a new laptop (this one is going down the drain.. literally after I smash it to bits) and Although I would like to support CC addicts who can only get their bit of social life on the local library's computer, I'm going to wave this money in your face instead!

[INSERT EPIC FAIL, COULD NOT POST PICTURE DUE TO NEWBIE COOTIES]

Anyways, yeah I kinda suck at everything except assassin, so I'm working on it ha! Oh and choice number 2 sounds horrid. Only number 3 sounds a bit fair. I mean by looking at nagerous's profile, he only has a creepy picture of some singer I can't place and a signature talking about Milk Juggs XD!

But yeah, I understand. I'm a newb still. One day, maybe.. in like a year or so, ha.. or after I've won a few tournaments!

[nagerous]

It's Lou Reed motherfunker and Happy2seeYou added the Milk Juggs comment when she was sitting for me the other day.

[Sandstorm1903]

I'm the new generation, I don't know who Lou Reed is.

Anyways, I didn't say anything was wrong with your signature. I mean.. I like milk.. and juggs..